Hi everyone, this is my first attempt and your contributions and support would be highly appreciated. Thanks in advance

My name is Alice, I am 58 years old and I am a retired prostitute, please listen to my story and learn.
I was born in a family of seven and I am the first, we were two girls and five boys my parents gave birth to. My father lived a very wayward life infact he doesn't even care how my mother runs the family, his own was just to go out, return and meet his dinner if he doesn't, my mother would receive the beating of her life.
One day on my way to school among one of the numerous days I go to school late,during my elementary school days, I saw my father at the entrance of an ashawo joint....

My father: How far sexy babe?

Prostitute: "Oga wetin happen? Shey na short time abi you wan dey with me till night( rubbing her breast in a seductive way) because as I dey like this na money I dey find" (making sounds with chewing gum).

My father: How much for short time? Make I run feel this your big breast!

Prostitute: if u wan touch breast and tou wan Bleep that one na 5k, if u just want Bleep wey u no go touch breast that one na 3k! Oya which one u wan do abeg na early morning be this..............to be continued

Story story. Bored Nairaland boys.

learner

You are 58 years old and you saw your father when you were in Elementary school pricing ashawo for 5k, if you are 58 years old, then the years would be around late 70's, nobody Bleep ashawo for 5k around that time, even a new Peugeot was not up to 5k then.