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| Fried Eggs by indagawa: 2:38pm On Sep 24, 2007 |
A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband. Suddenly her husband burst into the kitchen: "Careful. CAREFUL! Put in some more butter! Oh my GOD! You're cooking too many at once. TOO MANY! Turn them! TURN THEM NOW! We need more butter. Oh my GOD! WHERE are we going to get MORE BUTTER? They're going to STICK! Careful. CAREFUL! I said be CAREFUL! You NEVER listen to me when you're cooking! Never! Turn them! Hurry up! Are you CRAZY? Have you LOST your mind? Don't forget to salt them. You know you always forget to salt them. Use the salt. USE THE SALT! THE SALT!" The wife stared at him. "What the heck is wrong with you? You think I don't know how to fry a couple of eggs?" The husband calmly replied, "I just wanted to show you what it feels like when I'm driving." |
| Re: Fried Eggs by Aiphie(f): 3:58pm On Sep 24, 2007 |
lol so the man sef sabi rake abi?  |
| Re: Fried Eggs by Migines(m): 4:24pm On Sep 24, 2007 |
Yeah obviously lol |
| Re: Fried Eggs by RichDad1(m): 6:35pm On Sep 24, 2007 |
Aiphie: Abi oooo  |
| Re: Fried Eggs by clemcykul(f): 10:03am On Sep 26, 2007 |
Rich dad where have u been am glad ure back anyway i dint understand the joke plz culd be kind enuf to shade more light  am counting on u  have a splendid day |
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