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Re: Is This Student Supposed To Score Zero? by Alexiiydon: 2:03pm On Jun 22

Jennyclay:
Rubbish and nonsense!

how and why

Re: Is This Student Supposed To Score Zero? by kosiebe(m): 2:11pm On Jun 22

No. Because option C is a good one ✅

Re: Is This Student Supposed To Score Zero? by Jonwesley(m): 2:15pm On Jun 22

The student is also the Teacher. I'm not surprised that this is a joke

Re: Is This Student Supposed To Score Zero? by Thundafireseun: 2:22pm On Jun 22

donmik:
Only answer a is correct.
1/4

Who told you that fat lie

B…. Cannot be stolen is very correct

C… Available when needed is also very true

D… Stored in attractive containers is the most correct 😆

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Re: Is This Student Supposed To Score Zero? by ScarletBrace(m): 2:24pm On Jun 22

FarSide:
Advantages of breast milk

Difference between being "Street Smart" and being "Book Smart".
grin

School may fail him, but life can't.

Blue ink and red ink looks like same handwriting.
I like the vibe nothwithstanding.

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Re: Is This Student Supposed To Score Zero? by blackboy(m): 2:27pm On Jun 22

Personally he should not score 0 but as per garbage in garbage out system or zombie system or do not think outside the box system the teacher is right to score him 0

Re: Is This Student Supposed To Score Zero? by psucc(m): 2:28pm On Jun 22

That's why education and reality sometimes disagree. The candidate has it all but education says no.

Re: Is This Student Supposed To Score Zero? by AK481(m): 2:39pm On Jun 22

No be all breast milk dey attractive containers

Re: Is This Student Supposed To Score Zero? by BigDawsNet: 2:41pm On Jun 22

FarSide:
Advantages of breast milk

In Harvard or Stanford University.. the dude is correct

Re: Is This Student Supposed To Score Zero? by SamWhite7: 2:43pm On Jun 22

Fake satanic post.
This post is not real, it is designed to promote moral decadence in our societies.
Wise up everyone, disregard the post.
Shun every form of moral decadence, and illicit talks, it provokes God's wrath.
It is high time the perpetrators should repent, and accept Jesus as their Lord and Saviour.
Find a bible believing church around you, and start worshipping there.
In the church, don't just be a member, find a service unit to join, for it is far more rewarding to be a faithful worker in church than being just a bench warmer.
Win souls, because you were saved to save others.
Then, you see the Lord blessing you mightily.

Exodus 23:25-27

So, thou shall serve, I shall bless, I shall bless thy bread and water, I shall take sickness away from your midst, noone shall be barren in your land, and the number of your days I will fulfill.

The Lord bless you as you do the needful.

I am MUDASIRU Olaide,
God's servant (service)
God's partner (business)
God's alliance (relationship)

Re: Is This Student Supposed To Score Zero? by soccerlite: 2:44pm On Jun 22

Ridiculous question

Re: Is This Student Supposed To Score Zero? by Bakrabas: 2:45pm On Jun 22

The person that wrote the answer is the same person that graded it. If you know you know

Re: Is This Student Supposed To Score Zero? by soccerlite: 2:46pm On Jun 22

SamWhite7:
Fake satanic post.
This post is not real, it is designed to promote moral decadence in our societies.
Wise up everyone, disregard the post.
Shun every form of moral decadence, and illicit talks, it provokes God's wrath.
It is high time the perpetrators should repent, and accept Jesus as their Lord and Saviour.
Find a bible believing church around you, and start worshipping there.
In the church, don't just be a member, find a service unit to join, for it is far more rewarding to be a faithful worker in church than being just a bench warmer.
Win souls, because you were saved to save others.
Then, you see the Lord blessing you mightily.

Exodus 23:25-27

So, thou shall serve, I shall bless, I shall bless thy bread and water, I shall take sickness away from your midst, noone shall be barren in your land, and the number of your days I will fulfill.

The Lord bless you as you do the needful.

I am MUDASIRU Olaide,
God's servant (service)
God's partner (business)
God's alliance (relationship)

woli muda you no put your account number

Re: Is This Student Supposed To Score Zero? by Honestey: 2:49pm On Jun 22

""Stored in attractive containers"!?

Please what class is this student? If he is not in 100Level in University yet please move him, he I beyond O Level. Please .
I have a feeling, his teacher is a beautiful lady

Re: Is This Student Supposed To Score Zero? by 1Sharon(f): 3:05pm On Jun 22

Juliearth:
As much as this is intended to be a comic relief, it exposes how cl*se-minded most of our t*achers were and still are.

Yeah.

One of the answers is actually correct undecided

Re: Is This Student Supposed To Score Zero? by Ezyp(m): 3:16pm On Jun 22

BluntCrazeMan:
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..

Na You Write am..

The same you marked it and scored yourself..

..

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Exactly. The same style/pattern of writing on various alphabetical letters. For example the e and n has the same pattern with the suppose teacher's see me now

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Re: Is This Student Supposed To Score Zero? by Twenty8: 3:21pm On Jun 22

FarSide:
Advantages of breast milk

That's only possible when the teacher is also his naughty student, check their hand writing. But, he's right sha, make we laugh small. 😂😂😂😂

Re: Is This Student Supposed To Score Zero? by phemray(m): 3:28pm On Jun 22

dangermouse:

That see me now got me cracking up

The answers are right and the teacher knows this but then, they are not the answers he/she was expecting hence the see me now remark on the paper

The teacher asked an open question otherwise it would have been narrowed down to the advantage of breastfeeding or when taken or in the body.

But come oo, attractive container? How did the student know that?

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Re: Is This Student Supposed To Score Zero? by Misterone: 3:28pm On Jun 22

FarSide:
Advantages of breast milk

if it were overseas, this guy cannot get zero because he's right. In Nigeria, what we develop is "give me what I gave you" word for word. Overseas, they develop critical thinking. Ability to think outside the box.

Re: Is This Student Supposed To Score Zero? by jedisco(m): 3:34pm On Jun 22

Is it not obvious that thesame person owned and marked this trash?

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Re: Is This Student Supposed To Score Zero? by Juliearth(f): 3:36pm On Jun 22

1Sharon:

Yeah.

One of the answers is actually correct

All the answers are actually correct. Not so conventional, but since no reference was made to the lecture notes, the teacher shouldn't have failed the child.

Re: Is This Student Supposed To Score Zero? by REDshouse(m): 3:49pm On Jun 22

Hoii:
Attractive containers of different sizes, colours, shapes and sizes

shalaye

Re: Is This Student Supposed To Score Zero? by Thazard(m): 4:47pm On Jun 22

Zonefree:
"Stored in attractive containers".

A breast man is a breast man, regardless of the age.

Re: Is This Student Supposed To Score Zero? by chidooh1: 4:52pm On Jun 22

Though correct answers but not for class work in an academic environment it can only be related to beer palour and the other places

Re: Is This Student Supposed To Score Zero? by pikechukwu6(m): 5:45pm On Jun 22

The most brilliant student grin

Why the teacher gave him zero nah

Re: Is This Student Supposed To Score Zero? by DrAda(f): 6:19pm On Jun 22

I would have given him 5 out of 8 plus 1 extra mark for thinking out of the box.

Does not need boiling and being always available are solid answers.. 4 marks

Cannot be stolen... Critical thinking was applied here. The alternative to breast milk is artificial milk and that can be pilfered by family members thus reducing the amount of food available to the baby. That issue does not arise with breast milk. Simply put, you can't steal breast milk

Stored in attractive containers... One of the issues with artifical milk and expressed breast milk is its mode of delivery to the baby. Cup and spoon are most preferred because this is associated with the least risk of infection, however, it is not quite ideal for the baby.
Although feeding bottle is quite similar to human breast, it is associated with a high risk of infection. So, if you think about it, the breast is indeed the best 'container' to administer milk to a baby added to the undisputed fact that all babies are naturally attracted to their mother's breast.

Well done to the student for putting his thinking cap on. I am definitely borrowing these answers going forward

Re: Is This Student Supposed To Score Zero? by Ochyes: 6:21pm On Jun 22

Is creative thinking wrong? I'm just asking

Re: Is This Student Supposed To Score Zero? by SangoOlukosoOba(m): 6:48pm On Jun 22

The teacher and school should be dragged to the court of law.

That’s a 100%

Re: Is This Student Supposed To Score Zero? by SaLongs1(m): 6:54pm On Jun 22

Yugoslavia247:
Kids should score zero if it is not what is taught except we are ready to accept lgbt. Na freedom of expression cause gay

I hope you know that our mechanical engineers make do with roadside mechanics even when it comes checking for faults to do with something as basic as a spark plug?

Re: Is This Student Supposed To Score Zero? by YourGFsnatcher: 7:56pm On Jun 22

Jennyclay:
Rubbish and nonsense!

Point out one lie

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