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Who's to be blamed?

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Goat and Fowl are close friends who are always seen together.
One day they were walking by the roadside and a car sped past them and splashed them water.

Fowl got angry and said "see as he dey drive like goat"

Goat also got annoyed and shouted "na why dem the quick die like fowl"
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Since then they no longer interact with each other, so...who is to be blamed?

* Driver
* Fowl
* Goat

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