OP

if you met the right man, trust me, you wont be feeling what you are feeling now.
with the right man nurturing will come to you naturally so hold on for that special man
who will wake the nurturing woman in you.

See wetin Toba don do dis babe o

Ooooh ooo oooo ooo oooo kolomental kai phase ur song 2gbaski
Dem don dey craze , how den craze , I want to no
Oooooh oooh ooooh oooh kolomental

@op
Come y do u always give out to much omo ka ju mbe I sharp oo, anyways its not my bizzwazz sha. U can cater to ur man by taking care of his needs and wants y he does vice versa to u , its called Devotion and Affection .No biggie in taking care of a guy infact I spoil if u wan no na love o no blame me

Idowuogbo:

See wetin Toba don do dis babe o

Ooooh ooo oooo ooo oooo kolomental kai phase your song 2gbaski
Dem don dey craze , how den craze , I want to no
Oooooh oooh ooooh oooh kolomental

would you be nice to explain this in simple and clear english?thanks!

slimyem:

would you be nice to explain this in simple and clear english?thanks!

U weren't born in Belgium , am sure u understand Pidgin quit fronting.U bought d album

Idowuogbo:

U weren't born in Belgium , am sure u understand Pidgin quit fronting.U bought d album

yes,i understand pidgin buh reading it is headache for me esp. the razz kind that you write(no offeince).
Anyways,forgerrit!

slimyem:

yes,i understand pidgin buh reading it is headache for me esp. the razz kind that you write(no offeince).
Anyways,forgerrit!

*rubs his eyes repeatedly*
I thought i saw "now explain". Wetin happen na?
Anyway, don't even try to understand what she's posting. Most times, she's under the influence of . . .(don't ask me)

I give up on slimyem, this babe is something else, should i say weird.

men like to be pampered and taking care of, if u cannot take good care

of a man, then why are you his girl in the first place.

slimyem:

yes,i understand pidgin buh reading it is headache for me esp. the razz kind that you write(no offeince).
Anyways,forgerrit!

U say razz and tell me to forget it , i rada we address it.So how can 1 spk pidgin without having a local swagg madam educate me Mrs discombulated

cantell:

*rubs his eyes repeatedly*
I thought i saw "now explain". Wetin happen na?
Anyway, don't even try to understand what she's posting. Most times, she's under the influence of . . .(don't ask me)

Cantell dont tempt me, u running faster dan ur guardian angel.

Idowuogbo:

Cantell dont tempt me, u running faster dan your guardian angel.

*smiles and quickly changes to his mean face*
Says who?

Idowuogbo:

U say razz and tell me to forget it , i rada we address it.So how can 1 spk pidgin without having a local swagg madam educate me Mrs discombulated

you've forgotten your degrees?your pidgin is razzneess-personified.you beat everyone on NL in it. you've been crowned the queen already.
If i choose to address it,another war will start and right now,i do not have the time.peace!!

Anyone who needs someone to take care his/herself as an adult has not grown up. Simple.

That's why I GENERALLY refer to women as adult-children.

slimyemlink=topic=813598.msg9659806#msg9659806 date=1322608765:

you've forgotten your degrees?your pidgin is razzneess-personified.you beat everyone on NL in it. you've been crowned the queen already.
If i choose to address it,another war will start and right now,i do not have the time.peace!!

Hmmmm I so knew u cough, I love bin razz haven't u noticed its all part of my online package so I accept your compliments thanks for d honor.U jus squeezed in shots in your post and u sharply say u don't war lool hmm u dealing wiv a pro u defo wud get served.U beat everyone on Nl wiv dumbnesss easy to spot u are,now wot if I say all ur posts on NL possess d highest grade of stupidityy and senselessness no different to d likes of cork, lefu, telll etc. I choose not to address more it might ruin your newborn thread,its time consuming dealing wiv fake personified chicks I will pass on your case.Peace!!!

Idowuogbo:

Hmmmm I so knew u cough, I love bin razz haven't u noticed its all part of my online package so I accept your compliments thanks for d honor.U jus squeezed in shots in your post and u sharply say u don't war lool hmm u dealing wiv a pro u defo wud get served.U beat everyone on Nl wiv dumbnesss easy to spot u are,now wot if I say all u posts on NL possess d highest grade of stupidityy and senselessness no different to d likes of cork, lefu, telll etc. I choose not to address more it might ruin your newborn thread,its time consuming dealing wiv fake personified chicks I will pass on your case.Peace!!!

IGNORED!IGNORED!IGNORED!

^Better saves u lashes tseeew

Hmmmmmmmmmm

I tot we were talkin about

Blood_Shed:

Anyone who needs someone to take care his/herself as an adult

Slimyam sorry I mean slimyem bebe, I need to let you know that in your quest to prove how much of an independent woman you are,you come out as dumb and confused(no offeinse) you really need to stop the fronting and be real even if its just for once,I know its online but what the heck,a lil bit of the real you is in who you are online. No one is above being taken care of,it doesn't necessarily boil down to doing chores.
Talking to someone,listening to someone,being there when you are needed is all part of showing\taking care of someone. Stop claiming what/who you are not,its just too glaring. Don't take this the wrong way,its just a friendly advice in a not so friendly way.cheerz.

freecocoa:

Slimyam sorry I mean slimyem bebe, I need to let you know that in your quest to prove how much of an independent woman you are,you come out as dumb and confused(no offeinse) you really need to stop the fronting and be real even if its just for once,I know its online but what the heck,a lil bit of the real you is in who you are online. No one is above being taken care of,it doesn't necessarily boil down to doing chores.
  Talking to someone,listening to someone,being there when you are needed is all part of showing\taking care of someone. Stop claiming what/who you are not,its just too glaring. Don't take this the wrong way,its just a friendly advice in a not so friendly way.cheerz.

thank you mrs friendliness.save your advice.NEXT!!

Idowuogbo:

^Better saves u lashes tseeew

*scoffs*

slimyem:

thank you mrs friendliness.save your advice.NEXT!!*scoffs*

There's no one after me,so there's no NEXT for now so let me just clarify things, The advice is what's friendly not the giver so don't get it twisted sugar*smirks*

^hehehehe na so oo
*yawns*

freecocoa:

There's no one after me,so there's no NEXT for now so let me just clarify things, The advice is what's friendly not the giver so don't get it twisted sugar*smirks*

*sniggers*

slimyem:

*sniggers*

*sneezes,coughs and spits*
Oh sorry the spittle touched you,*chuckles and catwalks outta thread*

freecocoa:

*sneezes,coughs and spits*
Oh sorry the spittle touched you,*chuckles and catwalks outta thread*

go treat your TB fast so you dont cough and spit out all your intestines.note-this advice is a friendly one.cheerz!

slimyem:

go treat your TB fast so you dont cough and spit out all your intestines.note-this advice is a friendly one.cheerz!

Thanks for the concern but I coughed cos I had a lil food in my throat,didn't know any time you coughed was due to TB that's why you think its same for everyone,oh well now you know its not,sue your doctor for giving you false hope.

freecocoa:

*sneezes,coughs and spits*
Oh sorry the spittle touched you,*chuckles and catwalks outta thread*

hapu nwanyi ahu, o bu nkita

Idowuogbo:

hapu nwanyi ahu, o bu nkita

Nne biko take five,proud of you.

freecocoa:

Thanks for the concern but I coughed cos I had a lil food in my throat,didn't know any time you coughed was due to TB that's why you think its same for everyone,oh well now you know its not,sue your doctor for giving you false hope.

ugh!lame lines.
Go find your trouble feed elsewhere. M done giving you attention.cheerz!

freecocoa:

Nne biko take five,proud of you.

^*rushes to hit d five*, who's bad  

Am gettin better wiv my writing now

OP I don't need anyone to take care of me.
I need a tall feminine woman, from 5' 10" to 6 ft. She must be curvy and have full breasts. Above all she must be very fertile so that she can give me 4 strong kids.
I also need her to be intelligent, though not necessarily a genius but I need her to have a background in Mathematics or pure sciences. I don't need her to be "beautiful" in the face; I don't care about that. I don't care about her religion provided she would follow me to mine. She can be from any tribe, I don't care abt that.
Anyone interested or has someone interested should let me know. thanks.
I am tall (above 6 ft), very handsome, intelligent, successful, ready for marriage and I can make you laugh a lot. Hit me up ladies!  

^^^^

WHO BE THIS WAN NA!!