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DNA Test Results Are Lies: There Is No Such Thing As DNA, Claims Muslim Cleric by Glimpsetv: 11:07pm On Jul 08, 2024
An Islamic cleric has sparked controversy online by asserting that DNA test results are not real. Speaking in the Yoruba language, the cleric explained that DNA tests are conducted using machines, which can be compromised and end up deceiving people.

The cleric emphasized that this is a very sensitive matter, noting that some individuals might go into depression because of DNA test results and may even die as a result.

He further explained that a child will typically resemble the parent whose ejaculation is more dominant during intercourse. According to the cleric, if the man's ejaculation is more, the child will resemble the man, but if the woman's is more, the child will resemble the mother.

He provided several examples to support his claim, including a case where one half of a child's body resembled a male and the other half resembled a female. Curious about this, the parents consulted a Muslim cleric. They revealed to him that they had intercourse while on a farm. The cleric then explained to the parents that during their sexual activity on the farm, an animal was watching them, and it is this animal that their child resembles.

Cc: Nlfpmod

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZnUL53ZQKQA

Re: DNA Test Results Are Lies: There Is No Such Thing As DNA, Claims Muslim Cleric by dawnomike(m): 11:09pm On Jul 08, 2024
Ignoramus erectus...

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Re: DNA Test Results Are Lies: There Is No Such Thing As DNA, Claims Muslim Cleric by chatinent: 11:20pm On Jul 08, 2024
The funny thing is that there is always a misleading scripture and flavour to back up ignorance.

The worst thing is that those blinded by religion will swallow everything without questions.

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Re: DNA Test Results Are Lies: There Is No Such Thing As DNA, Claims Muslim Cleric by nolamicautos: 11:56pm On Jul 08, 2024
If religion will continue to make people reason like this, then we’re finished in this country. I don’t know why the machine that turns corn to cornflakes hasn’t been manipulated to turn corn to gold.

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Re: DNA Test Results Are Lies: There Is No Such Thing As DNA, Claims Muslim Cleric by DevilsEqual(m): 12:06am On Jul 09, 2024
The Cleric is drunk

According to scientists...

"If unwound and tied together, the strands of DNA 🧬 in one cell would stretch almost six feet but would be only 50 trillionths of an inch wide. If all the DNA in your body was put end to end, it would reach to the sun and back over 600 times (100 trillion times six feet divided by 92 million miles).”


With this kinda arrangement in one body, if u really believe Life 🧬originated from a random explosion or from a random simple molecule(Organic Soup) rather than by an intelligent design...

I guess we could all agree that that person isn't a logical thinker. Atheists aren't smart at all

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Re: DNA Test Results Are Lies: There Is No Such Thing As DNA, Claims Muslim Cleric by Afrobasic(m): 12:17am On Jul 09, 2024
DevilsEqual:
The Cleric is drunk

According to scientists...

"If unwound and tied together, the strands of DNA 🧬 in one cell would stretch almost six feet but would be only 50 trillionths of an inch wide. If all the DNA in your body was put end to end, it would reach to the sun and back over 600 times (100 trillion times six feet divided by 92 million miles).”


With this kinda arrangement in one body, if u really believe Life 🧬originated from a random explosion or from a random simple molecule(Organic Soup) rather than by an intelligent design...

I guess we could all agree you're not a logical thinker. Atheists aren't smart at all



Or just maybe, just maybe you do not understand how scales work?

The god-had-to-do-it-because-I-cannot-comprehend-it, is a lazy hypothesis.

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Re: DNA Test Results Are Lies: There Is No Such Thing As DNA, Claims Muslim Cleric by alphaNomega: 12:18am On Jul 09, 2024
He is free to say what he wants cheesy

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Re: DNA Test Results Are Lies: There Is No Such Thing As DNA, Claims Muslim Cleric by Afrobasic(m): 12:20am On Jul 09, 2024
Not a shocking stance. Too many ignoramuses in this country, that is why Tinubu was voted in as president.

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Re: DNA Test Results Are Lies: There Is No Such Thing As DNA, Claims Muslim Cleric by papyjaypaul: 3:05am On Jul 09, 2024
Glimpsetv:

He provided several examples to support his claim, including a case where one half of a child's body resembled a male and the other half resembled a female. Curious about this, the parents consulted a Muslim cleric. They revealed to him that they had intercourse while on a farm. The cleric then explained to the parents that during their sexual activity on the farm, an animal was watching them, and it is this animal that their child resembles.
How did they know the sexual intercourse that led to the pregnancy that led to the birth of the child

What animal was it

How did they not see it

Were they having sex in the open bush It is unlikely for conservative Africans to behave like animals and have public sex. They should stop using religion to abuse our senses. They should also stop misleading people in te name of religion. I only see his opinion here, no spiritual backing to defend his thoughts. Sad

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Re: DNA Test Results Are Lies: There Is No Such Thing As DNA, Claims Muslim Cleric by papyjaypaul: 3:10am On Jul 09, 2024
To the first part, it is true that the machine can give a false result just like we have in crime scenes but that could be human error. It is insane to then say because there can be an error, it is a lie. This is encouraging people to escape from accountability because of mistake. Should we stop using ATMd because they can make misakes Govt needs to regulate this kind of people and give people education. If there is education, people will not be the customers for this kind of lecture.

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Re: DNA Test Results Are Lies: There Is No Such Thing As DNA, Claims Muslim Cleric by Nonexisting: 6:06am On Jul 09, 2024
Glimpsetv:
An Islamic cleric has sparked controversy online by asserting that DNA test results are not real. Speaking in the Yoruba language, the cleric explained that DNA tests are conducted using machines, which can be compromised and end up deceiving people.

The cleric emphasized that this is a very sensitive matter, noting that some individuals might go into depression because of DNA test results and may even die as a result.

He further explained that a child will typically resemble the parent whose ejaculation is more dominant during intercourse. According to the cleric, if the man's ejaculation is more, the child will resemble the man, but if the woman's is more, the child will resemble the mother.

He provided several examples to support his claim, including a case where one half of a child's body resembled a male and the other half resembled a female. Curious about this, the parents consulted a Muslim cleric. They revealed to him that they had intercourse while on a farm. The cleric then explained to the parents that during their sexual activity on the farm, an animal was watching them, and it is this animal that their child resembles.

Cc: Nlfpmod

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZnUL53ZQKQA
I thought he was a real Muslim Cleric sef. Mtchew

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Re: DNA Test Results Are Lies: There Is No Such Thing As DNA, Claims Muslim Cleric by dkidd: 6:28am On Jul 09, 2024
This idiot is clearly getting other followers wives pregnant for free

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Re: DNA Test Results Are Lies: There Is No Such Thing As DNA, Claims Muslim Cleric by AyemafugeILAJE: 7:22am On Jul 09, 2024
Some educated Muslim foools will still believe him rather than biochemistry degree that trained and confirmed them about the practical of DNA In the lab

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Re: DNA Test Results Are Lies: There Is No Such Thing As DNA, Claims Muslim Cleric by tommy589(m): 7:25am On Jul 09, 2024
Peeping hermaphrodite grin
Sex in the farm, peeping animal,half male and half female child,what is the connection with DNA

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Re: DNA Test Results Are Lies: There Is No Such Thing As DNA, Claims Muslim Cleric by Rebuke: 8:05am On Jul 09, 2024
Glimpsetv:
An Islamic cleric has sparked controversy online by asserting that DNA test results are not real. Speaking in the Yoruba language, the cleric explained that DNA tests are conducted using machines, which can be compromised and end up deceiving people.

The cleric emphasized that this is a very sensitive matter, noting that some individuals might go into depression because of DNA test results and may even die as a result.

He further explained that a child will typically resemble the parent whose ejaculation is more dominant during intercourse. According to the cleric, if the man's ejaculation is more, the child will resemble the man, but if the woman's is more, the child will resemble the mother.

He provided several examples to support his claim, including a case where one half of a child's body resembled a male and the other half resembled a female. Curious about this, the parents consulted a Muslim cleric. They revealed to him that they had intercourse while on a farm. The cleric then explained to the parents that during their sexual activity on the farm, an animal was watching them, and it is this animal that their child resembles.

Cc: Nlfpmod

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZnUL53ZQKQA




Omo, las las eh, school no be scam o. I just pity the followers that will believe this teaching.

Pikin come resemble animal because the couple were having intercouse while the animal was watching. Wetin be dis one again na? grin grin grin cheesy cheesy

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Re: DNA Test Results Are Lies: There Is No Such Thing As DNA, Claims Muslim Cleric by Zonefree(m): 8:25am On Jul 09, 2024
According to the cleric, if the man's ejaculation is more, the child will resemble the man, but if the woman's is more, the child will resemble the mother.

Omo grin

They revealed to him that they had intercourse while on a farm. The cleric then explained to the parents that during their sexual activity on the farm, an animal was watching them, and it is this animal that their child resembles.
What are people smoking these days? undecided

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Re: DNA Test Results Are Lies: There Is No Such Thing As DNA, Claims Muslim Cleric by AntiTerrorist: 9:09am On Jul 09, 2024
Mumuric cleric of Islamabad.

Only him knows how many bastards he has outside. People like him will always rubbish DNA.
Re: DNA Test Results Are Lies: There Is No Such Thing As DNA, Claims Muslim Cleric by Roboto11: 9:15am On Jul 09, 2024
Is that the cleric the governor told his goons to slap?
grin
Re: DNA Test Results Are Lies: There Is No Such Thing As DNA, Claims Muslim Cleric by AntiTerrorist: 9:15am On Jul 09, 2024
If this was coming from a self-acclaimed pastor, Seun Osewa would have moved it to the front page with the speed of light. But since it is from a Muslim cleric, it may soon be deleted. Nairaland should stop being biased against Christianity. Seun, be warned!

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Re: DNA Test Results Are Lies: There Is No Such Thing As DNA, Claims Muslim Cleric by masseratti: 10:51am On Jul 09, 2024
I would have suggest educating the cleric but the problem is he wont understand a word of it.

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Re: DNA Test Results Are Lies: There Is No Such Thing As DNA, Claims Muslim Cleric by Flows001(m): 11:58am On Jul 09, 2024
Normally Islam no get any positive contribution to this world other than deaths and terrorism..

Nonsense and Ingredients.

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Re: DNA Test Results Are Lies: There Is No Such Thing As DNA, Claims Muslim Cleric by xtianchris(m): 12:09pm On Jul 09, 2024
dawnomike:
Ignoramus erectus...
Lol 😂🤣😁
Re: DNA Test Results Are Lies: There Is No Such Thing As DNA, Claims Muslim Cleric by haybhi1(m): 1:13pm On Jul 09, 2024
I don't blame clerics. I blame people who sit down giving them attention, because it's hard to understand how one man, who probably has no much contribution to earth than marrying many wives and birthing more children than he can fend for, will get the guts to disparage the efforts of scientists and the funds that go into their works.

See blatant bullocks and ignorance, yet people sit there listening. Thanks to God for education sha.

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Re: DNA Test Results Are Lies: There Is No Such Thing As DNA, Claims Muslim Cleric by haybhi1(m): 1:20pm On Jul 09, 2024
Flows001:
Normally Islam no get any positive contribution to this world other than deaths and terrorism..
Nonsense and Ingredients.
That's blatantly wrong though. You're a poor proponent of history. In fact, Saudi, UAE, and Iran's contribution to the current world, through crude oil—upon which about everything development depends—is unparalleled.

No dey just open, dey think too
Re: DNA Test Results Are Lies: There Is No Such Thing As DNA, Claims Muslim Cleric by potent5(m): 1:46pm On Jul 09, 2024
Backward, anti-education, bokoharamic cleric on the beat.
Re: DNA Test Results Are Lies: There Is No Such Thing As DNA, Claims Muslim Cleric by ogashman(m): 1:58pm On Jul 09, 2024
Did this one go to school at all?



Even if he went, I bet he was a science students. He didn't couldn't have offered Biology and still be yapping this nonsense.
Re: DNA Test Results Are Lies: There Is No Such Thing As DNA, Claims Muslim Cleric by Flows001(m): 2:00pm On Jul 09, 2024
haybhi1:
That's blatantly wrong though. You're a poor proponent of history. In fact, Saudi, UAE, and Iran's contribution to the current world, through crude oil—upon which about everything development depends—is unparalleled.

No dey just open, dey think too

Crude is a natural thing that accrues to them due to location, same as Nigeria and other Crude producing countries.

We're talking about the benefits and contributions of Islam as a religion to this world..

Everyone knows it's nothing asides from terror and deaths..

Bunch of terrorists

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Re: DNA Test Results Are Lies: There Is No Such Thing As DNA, Claims Muslim Cleric by AcadaWriter: 2:15pm On Jul 09, 2024
Ignoramus erectus...

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Re: DNA Test Results Are Lies: There Is No Such Thing As DNA, Claims Muslim Cleric by JessicaRabbit(f): 5:06pm On Jul 18, 2024
DevilsEqual:
The Cleric is drunk

According to scientists...

"If unwound and tied together, the strands of DNA 🧬 in one cell would stretch almost six feet but would be only 50 trillionths of an inch wide. If all the DNA in your body was put end to end, it would reach to the sun and back over 600 times (100 trillion times six feet divided by 92 million miles).”


With this kinda arrangement in one body, if u really believe Life 🧬originated from a random explosion or from a random simple molecule(Organic Soup) rather than by an intelligent design...

Jessica.Rabbit, I guess we could all agree you're not a logical thinker. Atheists aren't smart at all



You've presented a fascinating fact about DNA's length, but I'm particularly curious if you really believe this somehow supports "intelligent design"? Are you perhaps implying that the complexity of DNA is evidence of a creator? That's a classic God-of-the-gaps fallacy. Do you know what that is? Are you even familiar with the scientific explanations for DNA's structure and function? Knowing you, I'd wager that you're not.

DevilsEqual, EmperorCaesar or whatever you call yourself these days, I'll have you know that "random explosion" and "organic soup" are rather poor representations of the actual scientific theories. Abiogenesis and evolution are well-studied fields with evidence-based explanations. I'd have advised you to explore the scientific consensus instead of relying on watery caricatures, but I don't know if you really want to do that, because from what I've parsed from your behavior since we first interacted many months ago, you seem to find more comfort in pointless shadowboxing, as opposed to having straight and honest dialogue around a subject. Your second moniker's failed debate promise has unfortunately morphed into sad and childish attempts at drive-by insults, and I couldn't be more unimpressed. It's a telling indication of your insincere duplicity.
Re: DNA Test Results Are Lies: There Is No Such Thing As DNA, Claims Muslim Cleric by Zxcvbnmghtr: 5:11pm On Jul 18, 2024
grin

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Re: DNA Test Results Are Lies: There Is No Such Thing As DNA, Claims Muslim Cleric by real691(m): 6:02pm On Jul 18, 2024
Ignorance or miseducation

Re: DNA Test Results Are Lies: There Is No Such Thing As DNA, Claims Muslim Cleric by superCleanworks(m): 7:03pm On Jul 18, 2024
His brain just left the group chat.

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