well i think a relationship is no joke. was in one with a lovely girl and she left cos i know too many other chics. [color=#990000][/color]

Relarionships hmm! I laugh cos most people (i wish i could generalize) are into conditional relationships. I'm with him / her because he/she is blah blah. What if he/she wasn't blah blah will you date him/her. I'm single and loving it. But i do get my 'groove on', and lotsovit! I have loved a before and nearly lost me life in the process.How far can you go for lover?

I am not in anyone yet,

Still looking for my bride,

God's time is the best,

Yes am in a very extra serious relationship and am loving every minute of it . But the only thing is that, relationship needs a lot of patience because it’s hard work

Duh, relationship, I can't be just bothered!

I'm single & cool with it, I aint lonely, my mind is at peace, I'm free, I do what I like when I like & how I like. Above all, I'm happy! _{What else am I looking for other than trouble?}

haywhy:

Duh, relationship, I can't be just bothered!

I'm single & cool with it, I aint lonely, my mind is at peace, I'm free, I do what I like when I like & how I like. Above all, I'm happy! _{What else am I looking for other than trouble?}

Really?

yeah,&I love every bit of it cos,i feel cool about it

marlet01:

Really?

yeah man! I just can't be bothered, I'm damn cool n happy as I am! _{I need not invite problem into my sweet life!}

@haywhy, thats because u aint met me yet, i'm what u call SWEET TROUBLE , i'm d nivaquine, that will cure your malaria though i am bitter, shey u get

Lmao _{Wow, you really made me laugh} But i don't get ooo, Maybe I'll get if u were to be Clhoroquine

Awon Alagbara (rich men) have collected my ex-gf with hard currency o, so i'm On My Own (OYO),
Get rich, Or die trying, when pepper rest, i'll be able to snatch someone's gf too.
That is the game.
FILÈ, (that is the koko)

Why must you pay evil with evil?
She left you 'cos of money, lol _{I'm laughing really hard}

Haywhy, no be small thing o. Do u call that evil? i feel it's just a game, Like football , Home and Away

Nah man! As for me sha, I am happy being single so why trying to be double! Nah!

@haywhy
hahah i like ur sense of humour, glad to have made u laugh!! _{(be say i no be guy, like d number of babes i for don toss ehh, kai sha Almighty knows y he made me female)}

like say u go fit stand d taste of chloroquine sef!! , if u can't stand d heat get out of d kitchen abi?, if ur allergic to woman wahala, stay away till u can handle it

I won't even stay in d living room! & as 4 woman wahala, I don stay away ooo not because I can't handle it ooo! But because I'm happy as I dey! _{I don't want sweet trouble cos I no say na bitter trouble you mean!}

@HAYWHY
HAHAHAHA no i no mean bitter tbl, but on d other hand, NO PAIN, NO GAIN! so if u wanna enjoy life with a woman u gotta want to put up with it (and vice versa), so if u choose not to, then that's equally good!

U! U! U!
London chickito!
Kasala won burst!
Your name self, Luxoire, like say u dey lure person to bed, lol I fear u oooo
_{Na bitter trouble, oya talk true!}

@haywhy
'London chikito' that made me laff, me lure person to bed?, heaven forbid!, if that should happen, i'd like to think HE CAME OF HIS OWN ACCORD AND FREE WILL, b4 u hear some useless idiots saying, I DIDNT KNOW WHAT I WAS DOING utter BS*

notin to fear, notin to fear my guy, it depends on d woman u meet sha, some wahala dey BITTER others na SWEET (because d good times more than make up for it) CHOOSE WISELY, e be like bitter leaf, sweet bitterleaf dey, and bitter-bitter leaf dey, U DIDNT KNOW THAT ONE DID YA

Thank God you are not a guy because u 4 don finish all d gurls wey dey world! Your mouth sweet, I beg, e too sweet! U talk say ur own na sweet trouble init? Okay oo, we shall see

hahaha@haywhy

no mind me jarre! shey my sweet mouth don dey butter u up?, i know if i were male, i for don cause havoc, There is a reason for my being female sha, i trust in the divine pupose maybe onday ALL shall be revealed!

if not, i am coming back in my next life as a HUNK

Infact e margarine me up self If no be say I happy single _{haa haa uhmm okay ooo}

haywhy d way ur mentioning how happy u are single, am suspicious, its like ur tryin to cover the lonliness,,,,hahahaha,

haahhaahaha

if no be say u happy single, wettin u for do??, lol
i beg no make i laff , say ummm ok ohh!!, lol, HOW LONG HAVE U BEEN SINGLE (u dont have to answer if u dont want to)

@muchbabe
hahahahaha, sha HE IS A HAPPY SINGLE

happy single in the afternoon,lonly single at night, hahahahaha

Ladies! _{God just create u say make we dey follow u pull am}

Both of una dey make me laugh! E don tale wey Mr man don single ooo! No be only woman fit make person happy now! So I just happy single! I'm cool, _{& no go think say I no dey get attentions from ladies oooo}

Pls gimme a reason why I need to get an external body in to my system,

Much babe: NA who tell you that one? Are you with your partner now? Life is good, live it, life is fun enjoy & that na wetin I dey do?

ill giv u lots of reasons

all this your yarn about been happy single na because u aint seen that girl yet, 
d one that will be your second,
d one that when u down she liftin u up
d one that is not only domesticated but also a classic babe
d one that don't need your money but has enough game to upgrade ya,
hahahaha

@haywhy

u go bruv, aint nothing better than an INDEPENDENT BROTHER(man) , _{shey people think its only women that can be independent and self-sufficient?, here's proof to the contrary}

luxoire:

@haywhy

u go bruv, aint nothing better than an INDEPENDENT BROTHER(man) , _{shey people think its only women that can be independent and self-sufficient?, here's proof to the contrary}

Na so oooo

muchbabe:

ill giv u lots of reasons

all this your yarn about been happy single na because u aint seen that girl yet,
d one that will be your second,
d one that when u down she liftin u up
d one that is not only domesticated but also a classic babe
d one that don't need your money but has enough game to upgrade ya,
hahahaha

I'm cool by myself d second person = crowd

I'll lift myself up & if need be, i have friends & family but not partner

Even if she needs money, i don't have _{I'm laughing at myself now}

hahahahaha, i hear u, mark my words wen u see her, you will remember wat i said, i have already foreseen how it will be

Lol, are you Obadara?
Are you hypnotizing me?
I just aren't ready yet, still loving the single guy life & not that I aren't gonna get married oo

naaaa aint hypnotizin,
dis one am preachin for u as if i am in a relationship sef, lol