| Re: Welcome To Nigeria; Funny But True! by ARISHEM: 8:16pm On Jul 11 |
Welcome to Nigeria when light is restored, we shout Up Nepa.  1 Like |
| Re: Welcome To Nigeria; Funny But True! by SpaceX: 8:16pm On Jul 11 |
Welcome to Nigeria where almost all the leader are crooks and corrupt 1 Like |
| Re: Welcome To Nigeria; Funny But True! by Emdebby2: 8:16pm On Jul 11 |
Funny..but not all are true. |
| Re: Welcome To Nigeria; Funny But True! by omoredia: 8:18pm On Jul 11 |
Funny ki u there 😠 😡 1 Like |
| Re: Welcome To Nigeria; Funny But True! by Hanndye: 8:19pm On Jul 11 |
Welcome to Nigeria where a slavish culture of 'dobale' by a certain tribe is thought of as a sign of superiority. 2 Likes |
| Re: Welcome To Nigeria; Funny But True! by MaziX(m): 8:27pm On Jul 11 |
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| Re: Welcome To Nigeria; Funny But True! by Fiscus105(m): 8:30pm On Jul 11 |
Where everybody wants to outsmart others 2 Likes |
| Re: Welcome To Nigeria; Funny But True! by Angelfrost(m): 8:31pm On Jul 11 |
ayjay45:
Boring. No, it is not... Your life is just harder than the write up. Nothing personal!  1 Like |
| Re: Welcome To Nigeria; Funny But True! by laziz2024: 8:32pm On Jul 11 |
Almiron:
I saw this post of Facebook and I decided to share it here, I don't know the appropriate section to post this. Moderator do your thing.
1. Welcome to Nigeria where the husband is called BABY and the son is called DADDY.
2. Welcome to Nigeria where wedding must be on Saturday.
3. Welcome to Nigeria where Car keys and iPhone don't enter pocket.
4. Welcome to Nigeria where it's easy for your relatives to contribute money for your burial but difficult to raise money to help you start-up a business.
5. Welcome to Nigeria where you will open fridge and see ice cream container with egusi soup inside.
6. Welcome to Nigeria where people buy dog and name it tiger.
7. Welcome to Nigeria.. A country where a married man will still complain that his girlfriend is cheating on him.
8. Welcome to Nigeria where barbers display pictures of hairstyle they can't even barb!
9. Welcome to NIGERIA where all DETERGENTS are called OMO.
10. Welcome to Nigeria where all noodles are called indomie.
11. Welcome to Nigeria where one medicine cures all sicknesses.
12. Welcome to Nigeria where a rich hausa man is called 'Alhaji' while a poor hausa man is called Aboki
13. Welcome to Nigeria where young boys spray their hair white colour and old men dye their hair black
Add yours...
HMMMMMMMMMMM! MY DEAR, YOU JUST LEFT ME SPEECHLESS. |
| Re: Welcome To Nigeria; Funny But True! by Almiron: 8:36pm On Jul 11 |
zhemyfresh:
Add mine for what ? It’s 2024 not 2010 .. stop with the tomfoolery forming maturity on a faceless forum is stoopidity, nobody sabi your papa here..if Naija dey show you shege double your hustle and stop passing aggression, nobody cares..don't open dvmb threads like this next time. 4 Likes 
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| Re: Welcome To Nigeria; Funny But True! by ravensckar(m): 8:37pm On Jul 11 |
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| Re: Welcome To Nigeria; Funny But True! by lexy2014: 8:41pm On Jul 11 |
Tjra:
As in ehn,
They hate the likes of Sowore and Soludo but they want the best from scammers thieves and scammers like Obi, Atiku, etc.
are obi and atiku presently the ones ruling nigeria? 3 Likes |
| Re: Welcome To Nigeria; Funny But True! by Emmabyte: 8:42pm On Jul 11 |
Welcome to Nigeria where a useless known drug Baron and certificate forger win election 1 Like 1 Share |
| Re: Welcome To Nigeria; Funny But True! by Image123(m): 8:48pm On Jul 11 |
NothingDoMe:
Welcome to Nigeria where citizens vote for the worst and expect the best. The loss still reverberates, Tinubu truly beat you guys silly like he promised. We thought he was joking but this loss has proven irrecoverable. Get over it and plan for the future if you ever hope to win in life. |
| Re: Welcome To Nigeria; Funny But True! by Maryam1234(f): 8:50pm On Jul 11 |
Neduzze5:
That number 8 pain me die enh.
I reach one barber shop sometimes early this year to go barb.
I saw the usual poster in his shop and pointed to a particular style and asked him what the name is.
He talk say na three step.
I con tell the baba, oya run me this hair.
Na so the guy talksay e no go fit me ooo, say e go barb one wey go fit me. As a cool guy, I said no wam, do your wish.
Omo, as the guy barb me finish, I no recognize myself again. The baba almost commot all the hair wey dey for my head oo.
As I reach office too, na so dem no recognize me ooo. For almost two weeks , I just look totally different.
Since then, I cancel ✖️ him shop. I no dey go there to go barb and I dey pass there every day and he dey hail me.
Worst part be say the baba charge me pass normal ooo. Hair wey be 800 or 1k, baba charge me 1500 and I just pay into say na man to man.
E con still get mind send me message for WhatsApp the other day. I no even gree respond give am at all cos my own no good normally.
As Baba Tinu don spoil the country finish, men dey vex. So funny 🤣🤣🤣🤣 @Asiri |
| Re: Welcome To Nigeria; Funny But True! by kiddkash(m): 8:52pm On Jul 11 |
NothingDoMe:
Welcome to Nigeria where citizens vote for the worst and expect the best. Exactly. Expecting to drink clean water from a dirty cup 2 Likes |
| Re: Welcome To Nigeria; Funny But True! by bdon12: 8:53pm On Jul 11 |
Almiron:
I saw this post of Facebook and I decided to share it here, I don't know the appropriate section to post this. Moderator do your thing.
1. Welcome to Nigeria where the husband is called BABY and the son is called DADDY.
2. Welcome to Nigeria where wedding must be on Saturday.
3. Welcome to Nigeria where Car keys and iPhone don't enter pocket.
4. Welcome to Nigeria where it's easy for your relatives to contribute money for your burial but difficult to raise money to help you start-up a business.
5. Welcome to Nigeria where you will open fridge and see ice cream container with egusi soup inside.
6. Welcome to Nigeria where people buy dog and name it tiger.
7. Welcome to Nigeria.. A country where a married man will still complain that his girlfriend is cheating on him.
8. Welcome to Nigeria where barbers display pictures of hairstyle they can't even barb!
9. Welcome to NIGERIA where all DETERGENTS are called OMO.
10. Welcome to Nigeria where all noodles are called indomie.
11. Welcome to Nigeria where one medicine cures all sicknesses.
12. Welcome to Nigeria where a rich hausa man is called 'Alhaji' while a poor hausa man is called Aboki
13. Welcome to Nigeria where young boys spray their hair white colour and old men dye their hair black
Add yours...
Nonsense...my car key is hanged on my jeans at all times becos its a keyless entry n push to start.I cannot put in pocket becos it will make it bulky as there is also wallet and phone for pockect.Dont always assume say na shakara dey make people hang key |
| Re: Welcome To Nigeria; Funny But True! by Ttipsy(f): 8:53pm On Jul 11 |
Well come to Nigeria where adults sell their votes to politicians 1 Like |
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| Re: Welcome To Nigeria; Funny But True! by Beniyke1: 8:58pm On Jul 11 |
 Welcome to Nigeria where all SUV’s are called Jeep 1 Like |
| Re: Welcome To Nigeria; Funny But True! by thesicilian: 9:02pm On Jul 11 |
Why should the married man's girlfriend be cheating on him, doesn't she know cheating is wrong? As for the last one, it was just recently that even I learnt the difference between Alhaji and Aboki. One of them told me Aboki basically means "friend" while Alhaji is a Muslim who has completed a pilgrimage to Mecca. None has anything to do with how much money you have. 1 Like |
| Re: Welcome To Nigeria; Funny But True! by dododawa1: 9:13pm On Jul 11 |
Inside life |
| Re: Welcome To Nigeria; Funny But True! by eedhrisademola(m): 9:14pm On Jul 11 |
Welcome to NIGERIA Where SOFTDRINKS are CALLED MINERALS 1 Like |
| Re: Welcome To Nigeria; Funny But True! by onumadu: 9:15pm On Jul 11 |
Welcome to Nigeria : Where all earth moving equipment is called CATERPILLAR. |
| Re: Welcome To Nigeria; Funny But True! by BABANGBALI: 9:20pm On Jul 11 |
ayjay45:
Boring. SAD NEWS A trailer lost control and ran into an ambulance. The ambulance driver survived it while the Dé-ad man inside the coffin sustained injury. I think una dey see wetin dey happen for Naija? 🏃🏻♀️🏃🏻♀️ |
| Re: Welcome To Nigeria; Funny But True! by annyz: 9:24pm On Jul 11 |
Welcome to Nigeria where almost all run girls are now actresses. |
| Re: Welcome To Nigeria; Funny But True! by Yvngex(m): 9:26pm On Jul 11 |
Almiron:
I saw this post of Facebook and I decided to share it here, I don't know the appropriate section to post this. Moderator do your thing.
1. Welcome to Nigeria where the husband is called BABY and the son is called DADDY.
2. Welcome to Nigeria where wedding must be on Saturday.
3. Welcome to Nigeria where Car keys and iPhone don't enter pocket.
4. Welcome to Nigeria where it's easy for your relatives to contribute money for your burial but difficult to raise money to help you start-up a business.
5. Welcome to Nigeria where you will open fridge and see ice cream container with egusi soup inside.
6. Welcome to Nigeria where people buy dog and name it tiger.
7. Welcome to Nigeria.. A country where a married man will still complain that his girlfriend is cheating on him.
8. Welcome to Nigeria where barbers display pictures of hairstyle they can't even barb!
9. Welcome to NIGERIA where all DETERGENTS are called OMO.
10. Welcome to Nigeria where all noodles are called indomie.
11. Welcome to Nigeria where one medicine cures all sicknesses.
12. Welcome to Nigeria where a rich hausa man is called 'Alhaji' while a poor hausa man is called Aboki
13. Welcome to Nigeria where young boys spray their hair white colour and old men dye their hair black
Add yours...
God Bless this nation, Nigeria 🇳🇬 🙏 |
| Re: Welcome To Nigeria; Funny But True! by Karleb(m): 9:34pm On Jul 11 |
Almiron:
6. Welcome to Nigeria where people buy dog and name it tiger.
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| Re: Welcome To Nigeria; Funny But True! by Faposky95: 9:35pm On Jul 11 |
Almiron:
I saw this post of Facebook and I decided to share it here, I don't know the appropriate section to post this. Moderator do your thing.
1. Welcome to Nigeria where the husband is called BABY and the son is called DADDY.
2. Welcome to Nigeria where wedding must be on Saturday.
3. Welcome to Nigeria where Car keys and iPhone don't enter pocket.
4. Welcome to Nigeria where it's easy for your relatives to contribute money for your burial but difficult to raise money to help you start-up a business.
5. Welcome to Nigeria where you will open fridge and see ice cream container with egusi soup inside.
6. Welcome to Nigeria where people buy dog and name it tiger.
7. Welcome to Nigeria.. A country where a married man will still complain that his girlfriend is cheating on him.
8. Welcome to Nigeria where barbers display pictures of hairstyle they can't even barb!
9. Welcome to NIGERIA where all DETERGENTS are called OMO.
10. Welcome to Nigeria where all noodles are called indomie.
11. Welcome to Nigeria where one medicine cures all sicknesses.
12. Welcome to Nigeria where a rich hausa man is called 'Alhaji' while a poor hausa man is called Aboki
13. Welcome to Nigeria where young boys spray their hair white colour and old men dye their hair black
Add yours...
Welcome |
| Re: Welcome To Nigeria; Funny But True! by Leemzyy(f): 9:38pm On Jul 11 |
[quote author=BABANGBALI post=130911135]SAD NEWS
A trailer lost control and ran into an ambulance.
The ambulance driver survived it while the Dé-ad man inside the coffin sustained injury.
I think una dey see wetin dey happen for Naija? |
| Re: Welcome To Nigeria; Funny But True! by Kharol1234: 9:41pm On Jul 11 |
Almiron:
I saw this post of Facebook and I decided to share it here, I don't know the appropriate section to post this. Moderator do your thing.
1. Welcome to Nigeria where the husband is called BABY and the son is called DADDY.
2. Welcome to Nigeria where wedding must be on Saturday.
3. Welcome to Nigeria where Car keys and iPhone don't enter pocket.
[i]4. Welcome to Nigeria where it's easy for your relatives to contribute money for your burial but difficult to raise money to help you start-up a business[/i].
. No be lie...
5. Welcome to Nigeria where you will open fridge and see ice cream container with egusi soup inside.
6. Welcome to Nigeria where people buy dog and name it tiger.
7. Welcome to Nigeria.. A country where a married man will still complain that his girlfriend is cheating on him.
8. Welcome to Nigeria where barbers display pictures of hairstyle they can't even barb!
9. Welcome to NIGERIA where all DETERGENTS are called OMO.
10. Welcome to Nigeria where all noodles are called indomie.
11. Welcome to Nigeria where one medicine cures all sicknesses.
12. Welcome to Nigeria where a rich hausa man is called 'Alhaji' while a poor hausa man is called Aboki
13. Welcome to Nigeria where young boys spray their hair white colour and old men dye their hair black
Add yours...
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