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Cluelessness At Peak? Dr. Patch Patch CBN Gov On The Beat!! by Bigkoko: 10:01am On Jul 13
Osanoboa........ Asiwaju and he team don dey chop statistics left & right!

Ways & Means...Otilor. Coastal Highway of Fraud.... Bulablu..... FX rates dabaru....it would have come as a surprise but sometime ago a real time Social Activist warned about the clueless incompetent policies of Asiwaju and his horde of Not-Fit appointees, save one!

Very recently, I laid a connection between the vendetta carried out against mama Lagos and how the obsolete law will have an aftershock effect on the naira, and which we all witnessed at CHIVIDO wedding owambe!

Now, hear it again. All the cosmetic surgery carried out by Dr patch patch at CBN has failed. Yes, I mean all the Bulablunomics, garnished with orishrishi from Bourdillion and Iragbiji has failed.

Wake up and smell the coffee. Here's the leak: • FG can no longer fund road projects except they print more money.~ Straight from Kpako engineer at Works Ministry.

• FG can no longer fund loans through Ways & Means, except they print more naira.~ Straight from Dr. Patch patch.

These two leaks are going to send shock waves on the USD in the coming days!

Naira is planning a swift downward streak.

Hold your Dollar tight!

Few weeks ago, Aisha Yusuf warned everyone to hold their dollars tight after our dear patch patch CBN gov was busted by Bloomberg of Rate fixing.

The whites were simply amazed at what magic Patch patch CBN gov did to make the naira gain massively at both black market, as well as official market... hahaha 🤣🤣🤣🤣.

They had not gone too far when an 🦅 eagle eye Administrative assistant to the Monetary Policy chief at Bloomberg uncovered what is now known as NIGERIAN Rate Fixing scandal, that indeed Dr. Patch patch is using Oluwole tactics to make the Naira Gain. Did this clueless, incompetent gov think FX rates that involves other currencies is Prof Yaks INEC supervised Mandate heist?

Dr. Patch Patch swiftly denied fixing the Naira, and immediately the naira started it's downward Descent and the USD an upward ascent! Hahaha 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Now, three things beats my imagination as to how stupid, clueless and grossly incompetent one could be!

Dave Umahi, the only man who used scarce resources to build an airport that has not recorded a single commercial flight one year plus since it's opening, building roads and projects for NIGERIANs! Tufiakwaaaa!
Maybe he's the only Igbo man ready to swear allegiance to Asiwaju after eating some morsel of corn, garnished with agbado.

Here what he said: "FG under Asiwaju can no longer fund road projects!" So when the apostle of Fiscal responsibility, our one and only HE Peter Obi warned about committing scare resources to a coastal highway, what did you and your online miscreants replied him? Anyway, we all know that once leaders wants to loot, they simply create bogus projects!

Patch patch CBN gov, says just recently, Asiwaju led APC govt, through his monetary policy can no longer fund loans through Ways & Means!

Wake up NIGERIAN before it's too late!

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Re: Cluelessness At Peak? Dr. Patch Patch CBN Gov On The Beat!! by Bigkoko: 10:13am On Jul 13
The Minister of Works, Sen. David Umahi has stated that the federal government can no longer fund all on going projects in the country at…
The Minister of Works, Sen. David Umahi has stated that the federal government can no longer fund all on going projects in the country at the same time.

Speaking during a press conference on Friday, Umahi said he had been directed by President Bola Ahmed to review all projects in the country to decide those that would be given priority.
The minister, while stating the government was not considering dumping projects it inherited, clarified that projects that will be considered for funding would have reached 80 per cent completion.

“The Federal Executive Council has directed we should review the projects to availability of funds and make proposals to FEC. If such a project has attained about 80 per cent of completion, then we will make proposal to it for subsequent appropriation. When this money is made available, such project will be made a priority so that it will be completed. That is what we are going to do. The president has not stepped down any project.

On the issue of new projects, if we have appropriation that has not completed, at least, one kilometer, we are not going to carry out such appropriation. That is what FEC is concerned about. We can’t have N500m on budget but procurement is supposed to be N50bn or N100bn and you go ahead to award such a project. We have been directed not to do so.”

He added that contractors that are not ready to accept the new terms should terminate the contract.

He also decried the politicisation of road projects where lawmakers were only cocorned with citing projects in their communities even when the government did not have the funds to construct them.

“There is a political angle award of contract where we have politicians putting the ministry under pressure just to tell their constituency or community that project has been awarded.
If we continue like this, we are just helping the contractor as the money we have is not enough and when you give it to them, they will pocket it and do nothing.”

https://dailytrust.com/fg-can-no-longer-fund-all-ongoing-road-projects-umahi/
Re: Cluelessness At Peak? Dr. Patch Patch CBN Gov On The Beat!! by thesolutions(m): 10:16am On Jul 13
Bigkoko:
Osanoboa........ Asiwaju and he team don dey chop statistics left & right!

Ways & Means...Otilor. Coastal Highway of Fraud.... Bulablu..... FX rates dabaru....it would have come as a surprise but sometime ago a real time Social Activist warned about the clueless incompetent policies of Asiwaju and his horde of Not-Fit appointees, save one!

Very recently, I laid a connection between the vendetta carried out against mama Lagos and how the obsolete law will have an aftershock effect on the naira, and which we all witnessed at CHIVIDO wedding owambe!

Now, hear it again. All the cosmetic surgery carried out by Dr patch patch at CBN has failed. Yes, I mean all the Bulablunomics, garnished with orishrishi from Bourdillion and Iragbiji has failed.

Wake up and smell the coffee. Here's the leak: • FG can no longer fund road projects except they print more money.~ Straight from Kpako engineer at Works Ministry.

• FG can no longer fund loans through Ways & Means, except they print more naira.~ Straight from Dr. Patch patch.

These two leaks are going to send shock waves on the USD in the coming days!

Naira is planning a swift downward streak.

Hold your Dollar tight!

Few weeks ago, Aisha Yusuf warned everyone to hold their dollars tight after our dear patch patch CBN gov was busted by Bloomberg of Rate fixing.

The whites were simply amazed at what magic Patch patch CBN gov did to make the naira gain massively at both black market, as well as official market... hahaha 🤣🤣🤣🤣.

They had not gone too far when an 🦅 eagle eye Administrative assistant to the Monetary Policy chief at Bloomberg uncovered what is now known as NIGERIAN Rate Fixing scandal, that indeed Dr. Patch patch is using Oluwole tactics to make the Naira Gain. Did this clueless, incompetent gov think FX rates that involves other currencies is Prof Yaks INEC supervised Mandate heist?

Dr. Patch Patch swiftly denied fixing the Naira, and immediately the naira started it's upward ascent! Hahaha 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Now, three things beats my imagination as to how stupid, clueless and grossly incompetent one could be!

Dave Umahi, the only man who used scarce resources to build an airport that has not recorded a single commercial flight one year plus since it's opening, building roads and projects for NIGERIANs! Tufiakwaaaa!
Maybe he's the only Igbo man ready to swear allegiance to Asiwaju after eating some morsel of corn, garnished with agbado.

Here what he said: "FG under Asiwaju can no longer fund road projects!" So when the apostle of Fiscal responsibility, our one and only HE Peter Obi warned about committing scare resources to a coastal highway, what did you and your online miscreants replied him? Anyway, we all know that once leaders wants to loot, they simply create bogus projects!

Patch patch CBN gov, says just recently, Asiwaju led APC govt, through his monetary policy can no longer fund loans through Ways & Means!

Wake up NIGERIAN before it's too late!
Why can't you guys at least make your posts without insult and name calling. Someone that will like to contribute to your discourse will back out because his comment might appear as endorsement of your foul language and insult on another.
You can only invite hoodlums to this feast and the purpose of your writing will not be achieved.

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Re: Cluelessness At Peak? Dr. Patch Patch CBN Gov On The Beat!! by Bigkoko: 10:21am On Jul 13
What an insightful advise! Hoodlums...ehh? Do you have a better strategy for engaging these hoodlums? As it appears they've taken over nairaland with tens o monikers linked to just one person.

Thanks though.

thesolutions:

Why can't you guys at least make your posts without insult and name calling. Someone that will like to contribute to your discourse will back out because his comment might appear as endorsement of your foul language and insult on another.
You can only invite hoodlums to this feast and the purpose of your writing will not be achieved.
Re: Cluelessness At Peak? Dr. Patch Patch CBN Gov On The Beat!! by Samakus(m): 11:17am On Jul 13
Make I go buy usdt keep.

I need to benefit from Tinubu’s ineptitude

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Re: Cluelessness At Peak? Dr. Patch Patch CBN Gov On The Beat!! by Archtype(m): 11:29am On Jul 13
The reality is that people will never regain their sanity again from this apc government

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Re: Cluelessness At Peak? Dr. Patch Patch CBN Gov On The Beat!! by Bigkoko: 4:35pm On Jul 13
That the only good thing about incompetent morons in power. Through cluelessness they create inflation, and those with cash becomes instant millionaires!


Samakus:
Make I go buy usdt keep.

I need to benefit from Tinubu’s ineptitude
Re: Cluelessness At Peak? Dr. Patch Patch CBN Gov On The Beat!! by Bigkoko: 4:37pm On Jul 13
The damage BaT 🦇 (Buhari and Tinubu) has done to Nigeria will last generations and people, his people will use him as a point of reference when describing a perfect Werey!


Archtype:
The reality is that people will never regain their sanity again from this apc government

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Re: Cluelessness At Peak? Dr. Patch Patch CBN Gov On The Beat!! by RichBoy247: 4:43pm On Jul 13
Bigkoko:
Osanoboa........ Asiwaju and he team don dey chop statistics left & right!

Ways & Means...Otilor. Coastal Highway of Fraud.... Bulablu..... FX rates dabaru....it would have come as a surprise but sometime ago a real time Social Activist warned about the clueless incompetent policies of Asiwaju and his horde of Not-Fit appointees, save one!

Very recently, I laid a connection between the vendetta carried out against mama Lagos and how the obsolete law will have an aftershock effect on the naira, and which we all witnessed at CHIVIDO wedding owambe!

Now, hear it again. All the cosmetic surgery carried out by Dr patch patch at CBN has failed. Yes, I mean all the Bulablunomics, garnished with orishrishi from Bourdillion and Iragbiji has failed.

Wake up and smell the coffee. Here's the leak: • FG can no longer fund road projects except they print more money.~ Straight from Kpako engineer at Works Ministry.

• FG can no longer fund loans through Ways & Means, except they print more naira.~ Straight from Dr. Patch patch.

These two leaks are going to send shock waves on the USD in the coming days!

Naira is planning a swift downward streak.

Hold your Dollar tight!

Few weeks ago, Aisha Yusuf warned everyone to hold their dollars tight after our dear patch patch CBN gov was busted by Bloomberg of Rate fixing.

The whites were simply amazed at what magic Patch patch CBN gov did to make the naira gain massively at both black market, as well as official market... hahaha 🤣🤣🤣🤣.

They had not gone too far when an 🦅 eagle eye Administrative assistant to the Monetary Policy chief at Bloomberg uncovered what is now known as NIGERIAN Rate Fixing scandal, that indeed Dr. Patch patch is using Oluwole tactics to make the Naira Gain. Did this clueless, incompetent gov think FX rates that involves other currencies is Prof Yaks INEC supervised Mandate heist?

Dr. Patch Patch swiftly denied fixing the Naira, and immediately the naira started it's downward Descent and the USD an upward ascent! Hahaha 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Now, three things beats my imagination as to how stupid, clueless and grossly incompetent one could be!

Dave Umahi, the only man who used scarce resources to build an airport that has not recorded a single commercial flight one year plus since it's opening, building roads and projects for NIGERIANs! Tufiakwaaaa!
Maybe he's the only Igbo man ready to swear allegiance to Asiwaju after eating some morsel of corn, garnished with agbado.

Here what he said: "FG under Asiwaju can no longer fund road projects!" So when the apostle of Fiscal responsibility, our one and only HE Peter Obi warned about committing scare resources to a coastal highway, what did you and your online miscreants replied him? Anyway, we all know that once leaders wants to loot, they simply create bogus projects!

Patch patch CBN gov, says just recently, Asiwaju led APC govt, through his monetary policy can no longer fund loans through Ways & Means!

Wake up NIGERIAN before it's too late!

Of you don’t go and concentrate on your life, you will beg for food like those before you

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Re: Cluelessness At Peak? Dr. Patch Patch CBN Gov On The Beat!! by Bigkoko: 5:03pm On Jul 13
Rhesus monkey 🐒 on the beat! Asiwaju don't even rate you swobs at all..... See wetin you do do for less than $30 per month! Shame no dey catch you?

Anyway, wetin I Sabi sef? At all at all na Wich!

Continue, like Reno Omokri, the effects of una foolishness will be a point of reference for future generations!


RichBoy247:


Of you don’t go and concentrate on your life, you will beg for food like those before you

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