Chiefpriestt:
I don't like monkeys. They are too cunning

Rebuke:




I believe yhu. In my former street, there's this corpers lodge and the man next to the lodge owned a monkey, people were always complaining of the bad behaviour of the monkey.

A kid must not pass that road alone and ladies were also complaining of the monkey grabbing breasts. It used to force things especially foods out of children's hand.

Once it observed yhu walking alone as a lady, it would jump on yhu and grab breasts. Until one day, the male corpers there ganged up and killed the monkey. The owner threatened to arrest them but people were hailing the boys and they shut the man down with insults.

Jakumo:


Hmmm this story makes me feel sadness. The monkey obviously enjoyed pressing women's breasts so, rather than hastily imposing a death penalty the monkey should have been summoned to appear before a Board of Enquiry that would then deliberate over the immediate and remote causes that led the monkey to become a serial breast presser, so as to then chart the way forward.

Jakumo:


Hmmm this story makes me feel sadness. The monkey obviously enjoyed pressing women's breasts so, rather than hastily imposing a death penalty the monkey should have been summoned to appear before a Board of Enquiry that would then deliberate over the immediate and remote causes that led the monkey to become a serial breast presser, so as to then chart the way forward.

Rebuke:




I believe yhu. In my former street, there's this corpers lodge and the man next to the lodge owned a monkey, people were always complaining of the bad behaviour of the monkey.

A kid must not pass that road alone and ladies were also complaining of the monkey grabbing breasts. It used to force things especially foods out of children's hand.

Once it observed yhu walking alone as a lady, it would jump on yhu and grab breasts. Until one day, the male corpers there ganged up and killed the monkey. The owner threatened to arrest them but people were hailing the boys and they shut the man down with insults.

NSNO:


You are a true bureaucrat

ElevationD:


Who tell una say the ladies no dey like the pressing? Una jealous the monkey come plan for am.

Abeg na monkey meat dey hungry una.

Una kill am come roast am with pepper/oil and chop. Una no even mercifully give the owner part of the meat. That’s why he complained. That’s pure wickedness.

DaddyCoool:
Rapist monkeys 😂

Zxcvbnmghtr:


Monkeys and exploiting.

Jakumo:


Hmmm this story makes me feel sadness. The monkey obviously enjoyed pressing women's breasts so, rather than hastily imposing a death penalty the monkey should have been summoned to appear before a Board of Enquiry that would then deliberate over the immediate and remote causes that led the monkey to become a serial breast presser, so as to then chart the way forward.