Lioness5280:

So now tell me your taste,we also deal with order including transport fee

Lioness5280:


LMFAO . I'm fascinated by weird stories .

Chai. If you no sabi run and you no comot for the village before weekend your name go be sorry ...dem go chop you finish . Hunger dey naija .

I dey fear for our fat jolofinas who take follow dem for "traditional weddings " for dem villages . Dem sabi run? . E no be dem who get hanging mkhabas who go sweet the villagers for chopping for a year ? . Dem no sabi nothing, dem families no go see em again if dem comot for southy .

You have gone beyond just fascination.This is some FBI-style crackdown and investigation

Who dem fat joloffinas eb again? Dem no go take listen word soon as they learn oga got money oo .Dem dey just follow every fat pocket with no consideration of potential danger.If dem no sabi japa then e be their own monkey to carry oo

Villagers go chop belle full na.

I will come, you will host me because I will stay with you

Lioness5280:


LMFAO. So that they'll endup where they belong; in a small cell . Be here setting up your own people for more problems than they already have around the globe . Did you finally get the visa to SA....I want you to come here and practice what you're encouraging others to do . Bloody snake

Lioness5280:


I downloaded it from twitter about two years back. It was passed around for like an hour or so before getting deleted from the site. The whole incident took place in some Ijaw village in Nigeria. Nauseating stuff. I struggled to sleep for days...yeses.🤮. That was beyond cruelty I swear. I don't know how murder investigators cope with such crap everyday 🤔

@The highlighted

You think they bother with such over there? A country that doesn't record and register anything?

I don't know if the video is still up on YouTube of South African woman who's married to oga,she even lives there with her 'horseBAND' .It's an hour-long video where she was comparing life in SA vs Naija ,and among many horrible things that are brought about by daily life in Naija was how dead bodies are usually left to rot in the streets for days before forensic can show up.She kinda was looking depressed as if she's rethinking her decision to relocate.

But hey! They say love is conquers all

Xenophobia in south Africa is institutionalized as well....

He is likely a drug dealer

KingCold:
Pointless exercise.. nothing new here...We wanna see our people terrorizing yours in Nigeria. You're out of ammunition savage

You live in a country that is the murder capital of Africa.
More people are dying in south Africa than in war torn congo.
More people are dying in south Africa than in Ukraine.
South africa is the rape capital of the world..You're the 3rd country in the world where women are killed more

Lionessza6:


Tinubu has never sold drugs in SA
Tinubu has never kidnapped and trafficked people in SA
Tinubu has never scammed people in SA
Tinubu has never attacked the police in SA
Tinubu has never raped in SA

So I doubt Tinubu is the reason why we have issues with your presence in our country

Very succinctly stated... Coming from an SA lady.

JaceBlaze:


You have gone beyond just fascination.This is some FBI-style crackdown and investigation

Who dem fat joloffinas eb again? Dem no go take listen word soon as they learn oga got money oo .Dem dey just follow every fat pocket with no consideration of potential danger.If dem no sabi japa then e be their own monkey to carry oo

Villagers go chop belle full na.

@bolded....Gbam!


Dem no sabi hunger dey tear people belle for Naija o . Ebim pawa na national anthem. Dem people for village go dey look jollofina Makoti wey got mopako and be like"God don butter our bread for this village. Dis food go sweet well, well,e be like sunday be far . Abeg God, fast-forward the week na, wetin be dis again, e be like say God wan punish us. Chike why you dey bring dis kind sunday chop for week na, but e remain small, sunday go reach , we go scatter that her mkhaba well well. .

Yho! This jungle language finishes me whenever I read it online ...i used to think they were retarde'd , i didn't know it was actually a "language " over there

JaceBlaze:


@The highlighted

You think they bother with such over there? A country that doesn't record and register anything?

I don't know if the video is still up on YouTube of South African woman who's married to oga,she even lives there with her 'horseBAND' .It's an hour-long video where she was comparing life in SA vs Naija ,and among many horrible things that are brought about by daily life in Naija was how dead bodies are usually left to rot in the streets for days before forensic can show up.She kinda was looking depressed as if she's rethinking her decision to relocate.

But hey! They say love is conquers all

Yeah I know her , I think she goes by the name:Zulu-Nigerian or something like that. LMFAO. She was so excited when she arrived because oga family were pampering her and all, but once they got used to her and she got used to them....you could see it in her face that she wanted to comot for dia fast, fast . She had to tell us about their hardwork ....ofcourse they always have to say this one or else oga go visit him village with her . But as time went, all we could hear were complaints . From police/ army begging and harassment in traffick stops to blood soaked walls in hospitals etc . She was drained .

She didn't even last a year there....she don comot . She's back in Jozi now ...making up stories like " I had to come back because my mom missed me" if I hear . Nonsense . Why not come visit her and then move back home to Enugu? . Now she's like " I'll visit Nigeria again one day with my kids" . E don red for that one . She ain't never going back there again...she's lying . And she'll never even go for oga burial cos dem go make her drink his corpse water for dia ...I think that's why she ran

BigMasquerade1:
I will come, you will host me because I will stay with you

Are you threatening me?

Segzy19:
Xenophobia in south Africa is institutionalized as well....

We learnt that from the tribalists in Nigeria . Nonsense.

Leemzyy:
So now tell me your taste,we also deal with order including transport fee

I'd like to order your younger brother's intestines and liver, please deliver them to your parent's home ....how much will it cost including delivery ?

Noooo, we are friends despite we have different opinions about issues, if you come to Nigeria I will host you

Lioness5280:


Are you threatening me?

BigMasquerade1:
Noooo, we are friends despite we have different opinions about issues, if you come to Nigeria I will host you

I no go gree, you wey threatened to kapai me and chop my head and hands ? . E be like SA meat dey hungry you

Seriously it was a joke ooooo, I am a child of God, I can't do that

Lioness5280:


I no go gree, you wey threatened to kapai me and chop my head and hands ? . E be like SA meat dey hungry you

Lioness5280:


@bolded....Gbam!


Dem no sabi hunger dey tear people belle for Naija o . Ebim pawa na national anthem. Dem people for village go dey look jollofina Makoti wey got mopako and be like"God don butter our bread for this village. Dis food go sweet well, well,e be like sunday be far . Abeg God, fast-forward the week na, wetin be dis again, e be like say God wan punish us. Chike why you dey bring dis kind sunday chop for week na, but e remain small, sunday go reach , we go scatter that her mkhaba well well. .

Yho! This jungle language finishes me whenever I read it online ...i used to think they were retarde'd , i didn't know it was actually a "language " over there

I'm so dead🤣😭😭 you doing too much with this language😂😂🤞


E don cast for joloffinas.Okay I can sort of understand them trapping ogas into fake relationships just to suck every penny out of them,but to fly with oga to some unknown village in Nigeria just to follow the wallet is beyond insane lol .There is no difference between these ones and the "passport bros"🤞.Una family go collect una dismembered body from the airport in tears ah swear.


Sometimes I go back to my posts and just start giggling when I look at what I wrote 😂

Is this language part of their school carriculum?

Lioness5280:



Lol, no I was referring to crime scene investigators in general. The zoo has forensics ? ...I doubt that.....this is how they handle their crimes scenes over there :

Look how unbothered the man walking around is.He is just scanning the scene like a customer deciding which sack of potatoes to purchase

I really can't

Lioness5280:



Yeah I know her , I think she goes by the name:Zulu-Nigerian or something like that. LMFAO. She was so excited when she arrived because oga family were pampering her and all, but once they got used to her and she got used to them....you could see it in her face that she wanted to comot for dia fast, fast . She had to tell us about their hardwork ....ofcourse they always have to say this one or else oga go visit him village with her . But as time went, all we could hear were complaints . From police/ army begging and harassment in traffick stops to blood soaked walls in hospitals etc . She was drained .

She didn't even last a year there....she don comot . She's back in Jozi now ...making up stories like " I had to come back because my mom missed me" if I hear . Nonsense . Why not come visit her and then move back home to Enugu? . Now she's like " I'll visit Nigeria again one day with my kids" . E don red for that one . She ain't never going back there again...she's lying . And she'll never even go for oga burial cos dem go make her drink his corpse water for dia ...I think that's why she ran

So the romance & oga's "swag" were short-lived? Haibo!

When I watched that video and saw the look of dispair on her face I knew she's getting the hell out of there the first chance she gets.That entire videos was actually a cry for help lol .I just knew she's not cut for a long stay🤞😂.

Oh yah, she also spoke about harassments at traffick stops & how Nigerian police just blantantly demand money from motorists and if you don't reach deep into your pockets it can even result to deadly force.Overpopulation and horrible traffick were also amongst the complaints.


Yup another jollofina episode!

Lioness5280:


I'd like to order your younger brother's intestines and liver, please deliver them to your parent's home ....how much will it cost including delivery ?

Oh so sorry i don't have a younger brother or sister

Leemzyy:
Oh so sorry i don't have a younger brother or sister

Hunt down one of your cousins or friends for me, I'll pay handsomely

JaceBlaze:


Look how unbothered the man walking around is.He is just scanning the scene like a customer deciding which sack of potatoes to purchase

I really can't

LMFAO. But that's a normal scene over there, even kids are allowed to come and view . That's why they grow up to be overly aggressive and domineering, it's coping mechanisms...they don't want to be picked on by those who might leave them on the streets like this:

BigMasquerade1:
Seriously it was a joke ooooo, I am a child of God, I can't do that

Lioness5280:


Hunt down one of your cousins or friends for me, I'll pay handsomely

Ok na so when should be the delivery?and lets bargain on the amount

Leemzyy:
Ok na so when should be the delivery?and lets bargain on the amount

Not a problem,hit me

Make sure you cut you boyfriend properly like this :

Lioness5280:


Not a problem,hit me

Make sure you cut you boyfriend properly like this :

Oh shit my boyfriend is not here

JaceBlaze:


So the romance & oga's "swag" were short-lived? Haibo!

When I watched that video and saw the look of dispair on her face I knew she's getting the hell out of there the first chance she gets.That entire videos was actually a cry for help lol .I just knew she's not cut for a long stay🤞😂.

Oh yah, she also spoke about harassments at traffick stops & how Nigerian police just blantantly demand money from motorists and if you don't reach deep into your pockets it can even result to deadly force.Overpopulation and horrible traffick were also amongst the complaints.


Yup another jollofina episode!

LMFAO. I must commend her though for her bravery, she tried na . Her fellow Jollofinas on the comments section were revealing their true colours asking her why she would do that *go live in Naija * . I'm like what kind of African love be this one....the makotis are scared of their horseband's home? :😏🙆‍♀️.

There's another one on YouTube also who has a Chanel themed "love without borders"....she's always going on about her fears of moving there one day ....apparently the horseband has been hinting that when he has enough money he wants to move back ..you can see how apprehensive she is about the prospect . I never see dis kind thing before ...an inverted relationship ( the wives have turned horsebands and the men wives ) . I suspect that one will get a divorce and grab the assets before he leaves ...dat no go gree for the experiment

Have you see the one who is all over social media whose horseband is a ritualists who sacrificed their baby . Check it out on YouTube....jollofinas don buy market .

JaceBlaze:


I'm so dead🤣😭😭 you doing too much with this language😂😂🤞


E don cast for joloffinas.Okay I can sort of understand them trapping ogas into fake relationships just to suck every penny out of them,but to fly with oga to some unknown village in Nigeria just to follow the wallet is beyond insane lol .There is no difference between these ones and the "passport bros"🤞.Una family go collect una dismembered body from the airport in tears ah swear.


Sometimes I go back to my posts and just start giggling when I look at what I wrote 😂

Is this language part of their school carriculum?

LMFAO. Most of them wouldn't dare go there,fear dey catch em . They can only yarn dust for here , tell them to go be proper wives,you go collect insults upangan . Most Jollofinas are after the rands not the marriage or nairas ....they just want to keep the rands in Mzansi to sustain their fake lives .They know what awaits them over there if they leave OR or Cpt airport...dem go collect wotowoto...from beatings to families ganging-up on them if oga dies ..naija no be beans .

You're right about jollofinas and the passport bros being two sides of the same coin. I never thought about that but yaz

@the bolded.....same here

No, i doubt it's part of their curriculum. It seems more like an informal language adopted to ease communication across the country.