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Playing Golf by McAdem: 3:22pm On Dec 01, 2011 |
A married man was having an affair with his secretary. One day, their passions overcame them and they took off for her house, where they made passionate love all afternoon. Exhausted from the wild sex, they fell asleep, awakening around 8:00 pm. As the man threw on his clothes, he told the woman to take his shoes outside and rub them through the grass and dirt. Mystified, she nonetheless complied. He slipped into his shoes and drove home. "Where have you been?" demanded his wife when he entered the house. "Darling, I can't lie to you. I've been having an affair with my secretary and we've been having sex all afternoon. I fell asleep and didn't wake up until eight o'clock." The wife glanced down at his shoes and said, "You lying bastard! You've been playing golf!". |
Re: Playing Golf by SIlknSteel(f): 3:25pm On Dec 01, 2011 |
Nice one |
Re: Playing Golf by bingbagbo(m): 5:08pm On Dec 02, 2011 |
;Djavascript:void(0); very funny but go to romance section and vote for bin gbagbo, abeg! |
Re: Playing Golf by SageNaruto(m): 11:34pm On Dec 02, 2011 |
Honesty is d best policy!!!!!! |
Re: Playing Golf by MrResource(m): 12:04am On Dec 03, 2011 |
Lol, you dey campaign here |
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