Are u telling me u will go out now?

@ Bauer     

is u say i shall came to jupiter?

you dont had to came to jupiter, just told me what subject area or work area you are dosing a presentation and you might got alien's help

Babybee it was now i now belive that aliens are realed

And what making you belief they are real?

aliens ass reallin and i ass knoed it because ma babybee ass one of them

hey, how are u does?

i is does fine, very fine

kool.

It look like new people have stay ere,and Carlosein havent came to here todays
Infart i have 1st 2 came

JUST DIGEST AMMMM,

European Commission has just announced an agreement
whereby English will be the official language of the
European Union rather than German, which was the other
possibility.

As part of the negotiations, the British Government
conceded that English spelling had some room for
improvement and has accepted a 5- year phase-in plan
that would become known as 'Euro-English' .

In the first year, 's' will replace the soft 'c'.
Sertainly, this will make the sivil servants jump with
joy.

The hard 'c' will be dropped in favour of 'k'. This
should klear up konfusion, and keyboards kan have one
less letter.

There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond
year when the troublesome 'ph' will be replaced with
'f'. This will make words like fotograf 20% shorter.

In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling
kan be expekted to reach the stage where more
komplikated changes are possible.

Governments will enkourage the removal of double
letters which have always ben a deterent to akurate
speling.

Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent
'e' in the languag is disgrasful and it should go
away.

By the 4th yer peopl wil be reseptiv to steps such as
replasing 'th' with 'z' and 'w' with 'v'.

During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary 'o' kan be dropd from
vords kontaining 'ou' and after ziz fifz yer, ve vil
hav a real sensibl riten styl.

zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil
find it ezi tu understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united
urop vil finali kum tru.

Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German
like zey vunted in ze forst plas.

If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
Peas and lov to yu.

Let us all start speaking this simplified English


CHELSEA FOR LIFE
A TRUE BLUE
DO UNTO OTHERS WAT U WANT THEM 2 DO UNTO U

Meaning
Too long, cant read it all.

Yea it have 3 long sef,i have see such befores,it is jus a ways to confuse man pickin

Baby
how u have be??longing time oo,U hav love this thread alot?i am suspected ur engrish true true sef,how is planet 2day?

ye, i loving this thread cos i can expressing my self well well. My planet was fine, interested as usual. How is urs?
Me must go and dine now b4 i starving. ttyl

Ok,expressor

You have always eat and sleeps that are why u are fat well welll
takes care,it are goods 2 shat with u again

he he he, me fat, u having no idea how tiny i am.

na lies jare,u have 2 fat,they create another doors 4 ur big tummy 2 passing,u done??

what isi go on here, err lets me guessed, tommyexing it toast Babybee, i is not typeing it o!

lol,U have funny,i is not toasting her,she is never a breads

Longs time,where have u go?to deliver child??

@ efuah, u r so funnying.
@tommyvex, me i dont big at all, i'm lepa.

ok then
Go and eating morely then,u needs to occupying space on the bed,it have 2 big 4 u

as if u knowing, my bed are three bigger for me, but i will eating sha so i can be as biggest as you are.
My bed is called me now, its bedding timing. See you tmw

Ok,i ll figured out ur countring by then


eat in ur dreamies

hw'z a all of u peeples does?

RALVY
am a fine o,u nko?

tommyex:

It look like new people have stay ere,and Carlosein havent came to here todays
Infart i have 1st 2 came

i ass hia now  

Babybee:

hey, how are u does?

i ass finest babybee, hau ass jupiter todays?

@pemidam, nise one dia, leary hass me raffin at it all.

ok SIR
bt i have soon go offlines oo,enjoying urself

byes den and babybees toos

efuah baby hau ass you doesin?

aww tommy why u wanted to leave me?ok u can has ma
krowning but dont goes.jus kiddinning,i gotta go too,so
bye garri  

naija*gal, efen u ass goin too

so i ass on my own now okays i ass going two.

bye eflyone