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Wat U Cannot Do Even If U Try by Nobody: 5:10pm On Dec 02, 2011
5 impossibility in the world.



- You cant count your hair.



- You cant wash your eyes with soap.



- You cant count the dust on feet


_ You cannot see the wind




- You cant breathe when your tongue is out.




Please put your tongue back inside, you look like a dog grin grin grin grin grin grin


pls i need more embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed
Re: Wat U Cannot Do Even If U Try by bingbagbo(m): 5:23pm On Dec 02, 2011
very funny joke grin grin grin grin grin grin grin

but dont forget to go and vote for me abeg!! cry cry cry
Re: Wat U Cannot Do Even If U Try by Nobody: 5:26pm On Dec 02, 2011
y u carry ya blues come spoil ma reggae, i no go vote again, angry angry angry angry angry angry angry
Re: Wat U Cannot Do Even If U Try by BCuZiMBlaCk(m): 5:38pm On Dec 02, 2011
U try sha
Re: Wat U Cannot Do Even If U Try by bingbagbo(m): 5:46pm On Dec 02, 2011
DONkollione:

y u carry ya blues come spoil ma reggae, i no go vote again, angry angry angry angry angry angry angry

donkolione my friend abeg!! embarassed embarassed
Re: Wat U Cannot Do Even If U Try by bright007(f): 6:21pm On Dec 02, 2011
Where is d joke?
Re: Wat U Cannot Do Even If U Try by Natasha2(f): 7:02pm On Dec 02, 2011
lolz I knew it thank God I didn't stick my tongue out cool
Re: Wat U Cannot Do Even If U Try by dani1luv: 7:24pm On Dec 02, 2011
worlahi, i really looked lyk a dog
Re: Wat U Cannot Do Even If U Try by bunmioguns(m): 7:40pm On Dec 02, 2011
You cannot kiss ur elbow

chewing gum while peeling onion will prevent you from crying

70% of ppl yarn whenever they see ppl yarning, and infact, reading abt yarning also makes sm ppl yarn, hello are u yarning?

Re: Wat U Cannot Do Even If U Try by Nobody: 8:08pm On Dec 02, 2011
bright007:

Where is d joke?

check between ya tighs u'll see d joke angry angry angry angry angry angry angry

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