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Jokes Etc by Loner001(f): 11:02pm On Jul 26

2:30am I heard somebody sweeping the compound. I started wondering what was happening.

I went out and discovered it was my neighbor.

The man told me he mistakenly carried the rubber of Garri on his head out of the room and fell in the compound.

2:30am.

"How?"

He said he doesn't know. All he remembers is that he fell on the floor and found he had thrown rubber of Garri and 5 mudu of rice on the floor.

The rubber was broken.

"Did you sleep walk?"

He said he is even shocked how he opened the door and came outside.

But he is suspecting he was sleep walking.

I told him sorry and waited with him till he finished sweeping.

I was about going back to sleep when I noticed he was dusting parker and following me to my room.

I stopped at the entrance of my door.

"You want anything?"

"Please let me sleep in your room. I don't understand what is happening."

Haaa!

I told him no o and encouraged him to enter his room and face whatever is facing him.

I entered my house and locked my door.

Before he will mistakenly loose my flat screen television and carry outside by mistake while I am sleeping.

I no dey.

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