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Dis 1st Lady Is Not Going To Kill Us by StudioCFR(m): 11:41pm On Dec 03, 2011
Brace yourself it happened again. Dame patience goodluck on same sexx marriage:

''Same sexing is an abormination. It is not in Africans for Man to be climbing Man and Woman climbing fellows woman. God created Man to romance d Woman, So I commend National Assenbly on dis one''.

Channels News 4.00PM
Re: Dis 1st Lady Is Not Going To Kill Us by Nobody: 12:42am On Dec 04, 2011
So??
Her grammatical flaw is no longer news.

Be a gud nigerian patriot, and stop makin fun of d first lady.
Re: Dis 1st Lady Is Not Going To Kill Us by mikuz(m): 8:16am On Dec 04, 2011
which kind flaw be that?
German floor or what?
Well as for me. I don't see anything eroneous in that grammer. She was just using the use of English in a different variation that is actually not in inverse variation with the direction of the direct constant stating the proportion which is equidistant in the equilibrium,so you see, the grammer was correct,
The mumu stwupidio is just making a mole hill out of a mountain,abi na . . . Is it?
Mtch . . Atleast you understand.
Re: Dis 1st Lady Is Not Going To Kill Us by Excelboi(m): 8:38am On Dec 04, 2011
So many crackheads on this section of the forum.
Re: Dis 1st Lady Is Not Going To Kill Us by mikuz(m): 8:48am On Dec 04, 2011
^ Of which you are the figure-head!
Re: Dis 1st Lady Is Not Going To Kill Us by Excelboi(m): 8:50am On Dec 04, 2011
Weere
Re: Dis 1st Lady Is Not Going To Kill Us by mikuz(m): 8:55am On Dec 04, 2011
theere
Re: Dis 1st Lady Is Not Going To Kill Us by StudioCFR(m): 9:10am On Dec 04, 2011
Patience Goodluck again at world aids day


"today is world aids day and all of us have aids only dat sum ppl are positive while odas are negative". 

Wat a 1st lady grin




Mikuz your aunty from the same state grin
Re: Dis 1st Lady Is Not Going To Kill Us by mikuz(m): 9:19am On Dec 04, 2011
stew-dio
you don't know sh!t ! That's literature!
The figure of speech employed was poetic licence.
You no go school na, so its best i stop it here.
Re: Dis 1st Lady Is Not Going To Kill Us by bright007(f): 9:25am On Dec 04, 2011
I can see d jokes out of d comments now! cool
Re: Dis 1st Lady Is Not Going To Kill Us by StudioCFR(m): 9:26am On Dec 04, 2011
Mumukus

so tis true u have Aids

no wonder u be like 1 (one)
Re: Dis 1st Lady Is Not Going To Kill Us by bright007(f): 9:30am On Dec 04, 2011
But wait oooo!this is becoming unbecoming

@mikuz:shey studio collect ur girlfriend ni?

Another thing is dat shey una no dey go church?abi una be pagan ni?
Re: Dis 1st Lady Is Not Going To Kill Us by StudioCFR(m): 9:43am On Dec 04, 2011
bright007:

But wait oooo!this is becoming unbecoming

@mikuz:shey studio collect your girlfriend ni?

Another thing is dat shey una no dey go church?abi una be pagan ni?

Abi o
Re: Dis 1st Lady Is Not Going To Kill Us by mikuz(m): 9:48am On Dec 04, 2011
no weapon fashioned against the righteous shall proper!
*grabs his Rosary*
Re: Dis 1st Lady Is Not Going To Kill Us by StudioCFR(m): 9:52am On Dec 04, 2011
any tongue raised against me shall be condenmed by tha almighty


grabs his holy water angry

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