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Amazing Jokes by OGwerna: 8:52pm On Aug 03 |
Evening Jokes 🤣🤣🤣 1. When I finally graduate wit my P.H.D... not even my wife is allow to cāll me baby.... It will be DR Baby 🙄😂😂😂🚶♂️🚶♂️ 2. My wife wanted to dísgrāçe me in front of her parent by telling them am not good in bēd,but her sister shøuted eei its a līe 🤣🤣😂😂 3. Before u fāll in love💞, test the strength of your héart ❤️ by playing soccer bet with your rent. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 4. I wonder what Nepa will tell God on jūdgêmeñt day, simple instruction let there be light you can't obey🔥🔥🔥😹😹😹😹😹😹😹 we all go meet there aswear😂 5. Not all bād dreams are spīritùal attāçk sometimes you need to wash your pillows and bedsheets regularly🤷😂🤣 6. Ehârd oooo.... the kids who will do hoosaana hoosaana and go around with palm fruits are all now Slāy Queens and Fraūd bois 7. The reason I usually sing in the bathroom is to avoīd "sørry I didn't know you were inside"after they've seen everything 😂 😂 😂 8. You want hārd working woman ![]() Download MØRTAL KØMBAT den choose SONYA🤪 9. I asked for this fine girl's number, she dēclíned. Now we sitting on the same bench but she's on the edge. Lemme stand up so she can fâll😂😂😂 10. Maths class👉10+5 =15 Maths exams👉if a motorcycle has two tyres and black alloy wheels, how old is the OKADA man🙆🏿♂️😂 11. Welcome to Africa 🌍 Where it is much more easier to find a prëgnānt møsquito than to find a 12 years old Vïrgïñ. 12. I was førced 🙃 to give an opening prayer 🙏 today at a meeting😾. I ended up saying "father!👨 Father!👨 I Forgive You !😭😑😪 13. Going to the toilêt with your phone has to be regarded as one of the gr£atest tràp$ in life. You can spend 2 days in the toilët without knowing a second had moved. 😂🤣🤤😂 14. Between surprise $ēx, accīdental $êx, farewell $ēx, Reconciliation $èx, Anniversary $êx, Birthday $ēx and programmed $ēx 😂 Which one is swēēter? 🤔 If you're still a Vīrgïn type: Nawa o😂 Me: nawa o 15. I was standing outside my house 🏘️ looking for an available bike when two kids ran to me(a girl and a boy), the girl asked me, "can a sīx year old girl get prëgnānt" and I said NO, the boy now said, "you see, I told yòù, oya lets gò and còntìnu£.* And I shoúted "còntìnu€ what..." 😂😂😂👨⚕ 16. On the 1st of April , I ran into a barràck shoúting thīef thīef thīef... the soldīers came out gallântly looking for the thīef... so I told them it April føøl .... ..I will continue the story wen they disçharge me from høspital It been two months now😟😟😂😂😂 I need your prayer for quick recovery 17. If you have ever put one meat 🍖 under, and cover it with rice 🍙 then put another meat 🍖 on top 🔝 gather here we get meeting.😂😂🤣 Pls 🙏🙏 18. My gìrlfrì£nd dùmp$d me becos of a guy she fòùnd online😭😭😭which happens to be me😀😀😀can't wait to meet her tomorrow😝😝😝😝 19. Stop zooming my picture every time my neck dey pāin me😥😒🤣 20. When you're süçkīng hēr bwess & she voluntarily put the second 1 in your mouth. Don't be surprised. THAT'S PRINCIPLE OF BUY 1 GET 1 FREE.😜😜😜👨⚕ 21. The first and the last time I touched a bòòb it was in 2010 And i was støpping a fīght between two girls 😌😔😊😝 I hope I have make your day nice, fellow me on my telegram channel for more jokes and memes.fellow through this link https:///OGwerna1jokes
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Re: Amazing Jokes by OGwerna: 11:57pm On Aug 03 |
Jokes time😁😂😆 1. I can enter 🚶 your house 🏠 if you have dogs, but you see that animal called Tolotolo(turkey 🦃), it's like they have joined cult. If you have been chased by turkey, you will understand 🥺😂😂😂 2. The song "I can't kill myself" by Timaya is the reason I haven't save anything since this year 😂😂 3. Please if you come to my house and I tell you to come and eat, don't take it serious oo. It's just greeting 😁😂😂 4. Fat girls are shy to hang their pants outside because they know it looks like a parachute 🙆😂😂😆 5. Nothing person no go see for Naija... Which one be "buy your delicious firewood here😊" again😂😂😂 6. In Nigeria ehh, immediately you fix a bulb for your neighbor Boom!! they will start telling everybody that you're an electrician and you can also fix transformer🙆😂😂 7. Welcome to Nigeria where a guy will buy his girlfriend NOTE 7, meanwhile he's using Nokia torch tighed with a rubber band 😂😂 8. Baby, it's not that I don't like you but how can you tell me that you scored 1'st position in jamb🤔😂😂😂 9. Teacher: name the 5 most corrupt countries in Africa. Student: Ghana, Kenya, Sierra Leone, Liberia and Uganda. Teacher: what about Nigeria? Student: when counting sinners, do you include Satan? 🙆😂😂😂 10. I started a fish 🐟 pond business with just one fish, and am proud to tell you people that I have eaten the fish😋😂😂 The hands that react shall never be bored. Please follow me for more everyday through this link for more https:///OGwerna1jokes🙏
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