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Re: NDLEA Intercepts Multiple Illegal Consignments In Tins Of Baby Food by Jakumo(m): 5:25pm On Aug 04 |
Vergovert: Soon after my Kalamazoo or Katmandu flight lands in Lagos airport I will surely surrender myself to the nearest Babalawo because I have spoken in favor of cannabis production. In the meantime, we stoners eagerly look forward to hearing about your surrender to mental health authorities so that you can be locked away for your protection. God breast Nigeria 1 Like |
Re: NDLEA Intercepts Multiple Illegal Consignments In Tins Of Baby Food by Vergovert: 5:34pm On Aug 04 |
Jakumo: Since it's now established that you're a chronic drug addict, the warrant for your arrest is already signed waiting to be activated the moment you step into the country. Happy confinement in advance! |
Re: NDLEA Intercepts Multiple Illegal Consignments In Tins Of Baby Food by Jakumo(m): 5:37pm On Aug 04 |
Vergovert: Even if you have achieved the presidency of your cell before I get there, a referendum will be called to depose you and usher in my tyrannical rule over all inmates, rats, and cockroaches in the cell block without fear or favor. 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: NDLEA Intercepts Multiple Illegal Consignments In Tins Of Baby Food by Vergovert: 5:48pm On Aug 04 |
Jakumo: At least you'd be arrested. The position you assume in prison does not matter. You can become the life emperor if you like. All hail the Kuje prison's emperor!!! |
Re: NDLEA Intercepts Multiple Illegal Consignments In Tins Of Baby Food by Jakumo(m): 6:21pm On Aug 04 |
Vergovert: Your polite demeanor qualifies you for a post as Minister of Sewage Disposal within the jail-house administration that I will inaugurate very soon. |
Re: NDLEA Intercepts Multiple Illegal Consignments In Tins Of Baby Food by Vergovert: 6:29pm On Aug 04 |
Jakumo: I don't deserve to be a minister in your cabinet sir as I prefer to head the military wing of the psychiatric home you earlier suggested. I prefer to rule from there. |
Re: NDLEA Intercepts Multiple Illegal Consignments In Tins Of Baby Food by Jakumo(m): 6:47pm On Aug 04 |
Vergovert: Your writing style is oddly familiar. I think I might need to adopt a more jovial disposition because very soon I plan to borrow a large sum of money from a person whose writing style so closely resembles yours. Have a wonderful evening sir, and do take my wife as the mood dictates, please. 1 Like |
Re: NDLEA Intercepts Multiple Illegal Consignments In Tins Of Baby Food by ObalendeCMS: 10:53pm On Aug 04 |
Tí'lę báti mò, mó ma pe dealer mi! |
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