JEWISH JOKE

A rabbi once asked his old friend, a priest, "Could you ever be promoted within your Church?"The priest says, thoughtfully, "Well, I could become a bishop."The rabbi persists, "And after that?"With a pause for consideration, the priest replies, "Maybe I could be a cardinal, even.""And then?"After thinking for some time, the priest responds, "Someday I may even rise to be the Pope."But the rabbi is still not satisfied. "And then?"With an air of incredulity, the priest cries, "What more could I become? God Himself?"The rabbi says quietly, "One of our boys made it."