A husband working abroad wrote to his
wife,
Dear Sweetheart,
I can't send my salary this month the global
market crises has affected
, , me, so I am sending 100 kisses. You are mysweetheart.
Your loving husband.

His wife replied, Sweetheart Dearest,Thanks for the 100 kisses, below is the list of expenses I paid with the Kisses,
1. The Milk man agreed on 2 kisses for one month's milk.
2. The electricity man agreed not to disconnect us only after 7 kisses.
3. Your landlord comes every day to take 2 or3 kisses instead of the rent
4. Supermarket owner did not accept kisses only, so I gave him other items hope you understand.
5. Other expenses 40 kisses.
Please don't worry about me, I have a remaining balance of 35 kisses and I'm hoping it sustains us for the-rest-of- month,
Lwkmd