Short backstory, I met a girl I really like on Facebook and we’ve been together since mid May but just like normal Naija girl, they’re never satisfied.

My curiosity took over me when this girl kept trying to form one Virgin Mary like that. She claims to be the opposite of everything Naija girl.

I don’t really care about babe past like that so long as I love you. And honestly I like this babe.

Claims she doesn’t drink
Doesn’t double date
Never asks man for money

Well like normal Naija girl wey think say she smart, I’ve always been 3 steps ahead of her.


We had a “relationship reassuring quarrel” 2 days ago. The type where you explain all your flaws for the first time and both of you come clean. The one that ends with both of you echoing I love you I love you


Well I suspected the way the conversation went that she wants to confirm her situation in the relationship with me. It was affirmative. She’s my only girlfriend. Now she can spread her wings and fly

She doesn’t ask me for money but madam is a con artist wey mix pretence and persuasion to milk me. I let it slide, I needed this thing to work.

When I first know say this babe no get sense na when I asked her to invite some of her friends for her birthday celebration. Just take she and her friends and hangout and this babe legit invited a girl and 2 of her ex boyfriends who does that!?

I know cuz I’d already hacked her WhatsApp and trust me a lot of business men in her dm were billed

This is the second time I Dey hack babe WhatsApp and it’s not funny 😁


Funny enough me and this babe leave our phones with each other. She knows my password and pins, but I intentionally decided not to know hers.

My brothers if you Dey chat babe, na exactly when she wan chat with you o. Cuz I go Dey with this girl phone and no single text go enter. But immediately I pretend to step out she go chat like 6 guys.

Trust bannies at your own riisk....

At least,I've had my own unfair share recently and it wasn't funny cuz it almost cost me my precious heart for the first time

She traveled and just came back to Lagos. She’s been at my place since over a month now whilst telling the other guys that was still in the village.

FAST FORWARD to today and she has gone home. This babe no even drop from bus she don Dey update the other guys them




On the screenshot na me be sweetheart 2

She don book this one down

Smooth criminal
She don book another one for tomorrow evening

.women can cheat sha.na why I no dey take dem serious