1. Agbero: An agbero is an irrational, forceful and local individual (mostly a man) who goes about making chaos and commotion especially around bus stops and markets. He is a hustler, a ticket collector and overall lord of the public transport realm.
Other Names: Area boy, Owó mi dà?
Allies: Olosho, Cultist, Chief, Politician
Enemies: Office Man, Husband, School Boy, Market Woman, Bus Driver
Religious Views: Islam, Idol worshipper, Christianity
Appearance: An agbero wears a faded jeans trouser with his shirt hung on one shoulder, usually with tribal marks, scars on his chest, dark in complexion and with a pair of bathroom slippers for convenience.
Hobbies: arguing with paddies, playing cards or ludo, chilling with the squad, gesticulating with his hands, demanding for money from passer-by, bullying the "weaker ones", staring at women's buttocks, watching football, rallying votes for politicians.
Hangouts: Beer parlour, Under bridges, Markets, On-top fences, Uncompleted buildings, Streets
Positive traits: tough, resourceful, charismatic, adaptable, reliable
Negative traits: Aggressive, cannot predict the future, vindictive, arrogant, condescending, promiscuous.
Weapons: guns, pistols, cutlass, fist
Social Position: Mid - bottom
Famous quotes: "Oga mi", "Twale!", "Madam, if you no get change, we go manage am. Na we be change!" "Oga, this bus dey go anywhere wey you wan go. Just enter, make we dey move!" "Baba, wetin you dey find?", "psst, fine gal", "If you no fit shout, you no fit be agbero."
Score: 47/100



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2. Olosho: An Olosho is an irrational individual, typically a woman who engages in sex work for money. She is confident, sexy and unruly.
Other Names: Ashawo, Iyawo Ita
Allies: Agbero, Club Promoter, Pastor John, Yahoo Boy
Enemies: Moral Police, Housewife, Religious Leader, Feminist, Law Enforcement, Runs Girl
Religious Views: Islam, Christianity
Appearance: An Olosho dresses provocatively with tight-fitting clothes, heavy makeup and fake accessories. In most cases she is dark in complexion.
Hobbies: Clubbing, chilling with area boys, saluting madam, brawls with other oloshos, gossiping, rubbing of men's chest, lover of fugi music, mocking, complaining of her life story
Hangouts: Beer parlour, Markets, Religious centers, Hotels, Streets
Positive Traits: Street-smart, confident, adaptable, resourceful
Negative Traits: Unattractive, dirty, loud, unreliable, unruly, unhygienic, promiscuous, unfaithful
Weapons: High heels, broom, spit, urine, slaps, insults
Social Position: Mid - bottom
Famous Quotes: "Baby, you go enjoy am," "Where the party at?", "No money, no honey," "I fit take care of you well-well," "Na hustle we dey hustle.", "Moni for hand, back for ground."
Score: 37/100

3. Office Man: An Office Man is a rational and professional individual who works in a corporate environment, often associated with business attire and office culture.
Other Names: Corporate Guy, Suit Guy, Businessman
Allies: Colleagues, Managers, Clients, Networking Contacts
Enemies: Agbero, Olosho, Competitors, Bosses
Religious Views: Christianity
Appearance: An Office Man typically wears formal attire such as suits, ties, polished shoes and carries a briefcase or laptop bag. He is a selfish and goal oriented man who focuses on his work more than the people around him.
Hobbies: Attending networking events, dining out, investing in stocks, picking up of runs girls, participating in team-building activities, reading business-related books, hunting for university girls, reading the news before bedtime
Hangouts: Offices, Hotels, University gates, Churches
Positive Traits: Professional, ambitious, disciplined, strategic thinker, leadership, good communicator
Negative Traits: Boring, arrogant, workaholic, condescending, competitive, stress-prone, insincere, may neglect personal life, prone to weaker orgasms
Weapons: Knowledge, insults, negotiation skills, networking, presentation skills, police, lawyers
Social Position: Mid - upper
Famous Quotes: "Let's take this meeting offline," "Time is money," "I’ll circle back to you," "Can we table that for now?" "I’m just following up.", "I'm tired of this country.", "This government is just frustrating our business." "Will you be available?"
Score: 60/100

4. Content Creator: A Content Creator is a rational/irrational individual, typically a digital hustler who produces videos, memes and blogs, often showcasing the chaos of everyday life while trying to be the next big thing on social media, often pretending to have his life together when he might just be occupying one room in a face me - I slap you.
Other Names: Influencer, Vlogger, Meme Master
Allies: Followers, Brand Partners, Fellow Creators
Enemies: Trolls, Competitors, Parents, The Government, Algorithm Changes
Religious Views: Christianity, Islam
Appearance: A Content Creator wears trendy outfits, often mixing his local fashion with the latest styles while pretending to have it all together even if he borrowed the items to perform or have nothing to eat that evening.
Hobbies: Filming skits, engaging with followers, attending events for free food, brainstorming new ideas, bragging of new followers, stealing contents from other creators, chasing clout, spying on celebrities
Hangouts: Parties, borrowed houses, streets, event centers, markets
Positive Traits: Creative, adaptable, engaging, cool
Negative Traits: Pompous, inauthentic, condescending
Weapons: Smartphones, editing apps, dramatic display
Social Position: Mid - upper
Famous Quotes: "Don’t forget to like and follow, or I’ll send my village people after you," "10 facts you should know about..." "Let’s go viral," "There is a video that is trending on Tiktok where....," "Ok guys until then, stay safe.", "Which kind food combination be this, abeg you guys make una see o...", "Just click the link in my bio, then use the name xxxx as promo code."
Score: 85/100

5. Feminist: A Feminist is an irrational, misguided and cynical individual, in most cases a woman who is a fierce advocate for women's rights and can spot a patriarchal plot from a mile away. A feminist typically a woman, has few friends and criticizes women who even dare give men a seductive look, claiming that men are only out to take advantage of women and can never be trusted, revered nor acknowledged as superior. She is intelligent, well read, influential and outspoken, in most cases, the queen bee in her prime and player's widow in the later years.
Other Names: Gender Warrior, Queen of Sass, The Queen Bee
Allies: Office Man, Runs Girl, School Girl, Most women
Enemies: Agbero, Olosho, The Elders, Boyfriend, Redpiller, Housewife, Player, Broke Boy
Religious Views: Mostly Christianity
Appearance: A Feminist either sports a bold style, often rocking slogan t-shirts that say things like “Girl Power" paired with a confident strut or dresses elegantly with a good command of her body.
Hobbies: Debating on social media, making sadistic remarks to men, reading literature, eye-rolling at sexist comments, hanging out with a special clique of ladies, punishing school girls who chase after boys, giving free pep talks focused on human relationships
Hangouts: Restaurants, Beaches, School libraries and Classrooms, Churches, Event centers, Parks
Positive Traits: Passionate, highly intelligent, charming, sexy, cool, witty, outspoken, loyal, prudent
Negative Traits: Dramatic, crazy, delusional, misandrist tendencies, aristocratic, intimidating, misunderstood, closed minded, vulnerable to manipulation
Weapons: a killer sense of humor, slaps, sadistic remarks, motherly insults, pushes, pepper spray, historical knowledge
Social Position: Upper or mid level
Famous Quotes: "I’m not bossy, this is who I am," "Behind every successful woman is herself," "Ambitious women really only have two options: a super-supportive partner or no partner at all", "I just want a man who understands me", "Men don't know what they want", "Why are men so cruel, I hate men!"
Score: 90/100

6. Runs Girl: A Runs Girl is an irrational individual, usually a young lady who knows how to navigate the social scene, often trading charm and body for cash and living life like it is a never-ending party. A Runs Girl is the cooler version of Olosho. She is savvy, smart and attractive. A Runs Girl lies to her parents and boyfriend in order to make extra cash and preserve her secret. She usually hangs out with Office Man, Husband and Politician, with Lecturer and Yahoo Boy on rare occasions.
Other Names: Sugar Baby, Twilight girl, Queen of the Night
Allies: Rich Uncle, Lecturer, Office Man, Politician, Husband, Yahoo Boy
Enemies: Haters, Broke Boy, Moral Police, Housewife, Parents, Boyfriend
Religious Views: Christianity, Islam, Idol worshipper
Appearance: A Runs Girl is always decked out in the latest designer outfits, perfectly manicured nails and a face beat that could stop traffic.
Hobbies: Shopping sprees, attending lavish events, hoping into cars, selfies, sharing updates on social media, travelling, visiting hotels, trash-talking other guys/girls
Hangouts: Other countries, Hotels, Beaches, Supermarkets, Classes, Parks, Bedrooms
Positive Traits: Charismatic, stylish, resourceful, brave, rich life experience
Negative Traits: Materialistic, dramatic, misunderstood, rebellious, unsatisfied, unfaithful, deceitful, prone to danger
Weapons: Charm, handbag, social media presence, slaps, insults, juju, extensive contact list of rich “Uncles", pepper spray, knives
Social Position: Upper
Famous Quotes: "Abeg free me!", "I know Babe calm down. He is my Uncle, you don't have to worry", "I'm not a gold digger; I'm a treasure hunter," "Chief what about the money you promised me?" "Who are you calling ashawo?, you better watch your mouth," "Ah, no Daddy, this is the university, I don't want my roommates wahala. No one brought their brother to the hostel, why should I?"
Score: 80/100

7. Broke Boy: A Broke Boy is a rational/irrational individual, typically a guy who is charming yet financially challenged but believes that personality and charisma can make up for an empty wallet, often spotted using items in the latest trends… from last season.
Other Names: The Dreamer, Borrow Me Abeg
Allies: Fellow Broke Boys, Family
Enemies: Everyone
Religious Views: Islam, Christianity
Appearance: A Broke Boy wears a T shirt along with a faded knicker with an iPhone 6-7 alongside a power bank in his pocket and flip flops or he wears a stylish outfit from last season. He usually has a rough beard and bushy hair until he is able to source out money for a haircut which happens every two to three weeks. He is charming, funny and merry. His eyes is usually focused on Runs Girl but she snubs him everytime he makes a move. His low budget girlfriend also gets taken from him whenever they walk by the roadside and a car pulls by.
Hobbies: Getting free food at events, giving pep talks about future success, frequenting online platforms to complain after failing to get into Runs Girl's pants, borrowing from online loan apps, gambling, eating indomie and egg, garri lover
[b[Hangouts:[/b] Corner of homes, Religious Centers, Parties, Football Fields, Viewing Centers, Streets, Canteens, Schools
Positive Traits: Funny, resourceful, optimistic, creative
Negative Traits: Always broke, low respect, see finish, complainer, misogynist tendencies, unambitious, unhygienic
Weapons: Wit, charm, huge penis, knives, guns, fist
Social Position: Lower - bottom
Famous Quotes: "Nobody knows tomorrow ," "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?" "I'm saving my money for something big," "How much last?", "Abeg una get iPhone charger?", "My guy, just make money, women go dey chase you like fly", "Guy, dis game sure, play two odds."
Score: 40/100

8. Redpiller (Manosphere Edition): A Redpiller is a rational/irrational proud member of the manosphere where he shares his “wisdom” on dating, relationships and what he perceives as the harsh truths about women, often positioning himself as the ultimate authority on masculinity. A Redpiller lives a fake life and does his best to manipulate appearances and alter his personality to conform to the theories he learns from his gurus. A Redpiller's life is characterized by inertia. He has to be forced to step out of his comfort zone by an external force else he prefers to remain in his mental palace. He also tries to maintain a confident and captivating look to hide his insecurities but his low budget personality occasionally finds a way to glorify itself.
Other Names: MRA (Men's Rights Activist), PUA (Pick-Up Artist)
Allies: The Manosphere, The Elders, Broke Boy, Incel
Enemies: Feminist, Bluepill men, Office Man, Simp
Religious Views: Mostly Atheist, Christianity, Islam
Appearance: A Redpiller either often tries to look cool or completely ignores his appearance by dressing casual—think fitted jeans, well-groomed beard and a collection of T-shirts.
Hobbies: Engaging in online debates, consuming manosphere content, sharing of memes, making rude remarks at women online, scrolling through Tiktok, perfecting his "pickup game", masturbating to internet porn, mocking perceived or potential simps, lying down on the bed with his phone in his hand and one leg on the other, gaming women, sharing free insights on female nature
Hangouts: Redpill forums, 4chan, Nairaland, Reddit, YouTube, Tumblr and on rare cases - Quora
Positive Traits: Strategic, assertive, goal-oriented, knowledgeable, intelligent
Negative Traits: Misogynist tendencies, arrogant, silly, socially awkward, condescending, emotionally unavailable, ridiculous, immature, superficial relationships, embarrassment after being discovered, confusion, less success with quality women, prone to barum effect, rat-like behaviour
Weapons: Knowledge of dating dynamics, huge penis, superficial charm, a toned body
Social Position: Either Mid or Bottom
Famous Quotes: "When I tell them to swallow the red pill, they said no, okay na" "Real truth Bro," "It's not about manipulation; it is about understanding the game," "Women are attracted to power—so be powerful," "There is this girl that is...what can I...?", "Remember all women are like that", "Gay? me wey be confam alpha male", "Bro, you can't call yourself an alpha male, society would be the one to say so.", "Why won't women have sex with me?", "Every guy should visit the gym", "Leave them, when they reach 40, they would run to Shiloh", "Low budget feminist, na so dem dey do.", "Dis girl think say she get sense.",
Score: 60/100

9. Simp: A Simp is an irrational individual especially a man, who goes above and beyond to gain the affection of someone, often a woman, to the point of self-deprecation, sacrificing his dignity and self-respect in the process. A Simp always have an array of crushes. He either shows overwhelming affection or is trying to lure a woman to bed by appealing to her favour. Either way, a simp is often ignored or learns the hard way.
Other Names: Lover Boy, Doormat, The Nice Guy
Allies: White Knight, Runs Girl, Office Man, in some cases - Feminist
Enemies: Redpiller, Broke Boy, Olosho, Agbero, Yahoo Boy, The Elders
Religious Views: Christianity, Islam
Appearance: A Simp's look can vary but he often dress to impress in hopes of catching his crush's eye, sometimes overdoing it with flashy accessories.
Hobbies: Stalking crush's social media profiles, showering crush with compliments, planning elaborate gestures to win her affection, smiling to himself at night, fantasizing over girls on Tiktok, daydreaming about crush, disagreeing with contrary opinion, displaying his assets to crush
Hangouts: Locations he can admire his crushes
Positive Traits: Generous, caring, romantic, resourceful
Negative Traits: Naive, slow, delusional, low self-esteem, ignorant, desperate, boring, unfaithful
Weapons: Flattery, gifts, attention
Social Position: Lower to mid
Famous Quote: "Betty, I've told you severally. Your past doesn't matter to me even though you were a stripper at the community club and was married to our community chairman before me, I love you and that is all I know. I don't know why you bring up the past, we all have our experiences so let us leave the past in the past, okay?", "Where is this girl?", "After everything I have done for you, how can you do this to me?" "I called you, why didn't you answer?" "Bimpe, God will punish you!", "Who is this guy?", "Ye! dis girl done kill me!", "The thing wey women don do me ehn..", "Your beauty is divine, you don't know how I feel" "You are my everything." "No, no, no, leave it, it's okay, I'll pay for it."
Score: 30/100

10. Yahoo Boy: A Yahoo Boy is a rational individual, typically a tech-savvy, street-smart hustler who has mastered the art of “internet entrepreneurship.” With a laptop in one hand and a phone in the other, he is always one email away from his next jackpot.
Other Names: G-Boy
Allies: Redpiller, Runs Girl, Olosho, Agbero, Lecturer, Drop-out, Stoner
Enemies: Office Man, EFCC,
Religious Views: Agnostic
Appearance: A Yahoo Boy wears a T shirt with touches of yellow, knickers and socks in both legs with Dunlop slippers.
Hobbies: Crafting elaborate “business proposals,” scrolling through social media for potential maga, taking selfies in front of flashy cars he does not own, partying, patronizing Runs Girl and Olosho
Positive Traits: Quick thinker, charismatic, resourceful, tactical
Negative Traits: Dramatic, loves to exaggerate, hedonistic, immoral, deceitful
Weapons: Laptop, jazz, paddies, guns, knives, stones, fist, smartphones
Social Position: Mid to high
Famous Quotes: "Oluwa bless me with money" "Spread me the money!" "omo, make I maga dis guy!" "Oga come make I show you the way" "You see for dis life, hustle na hustle!"
Score: 60/100