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Asiwaju Lawyers Drag Bandits To Court For Defaming Tinubu On Tiktok by NLCreator666: 10:50am On Aug 28 |
A group of fanatical lawyers known as Asiwaju Lawyers has threatened to sue bandits if they don't take down a TikTok video they made in the forest mocking Tinubu and tender an unreserved apology to the president within 48 hours. "Bandits, ronu o!" yelled Chief Obafemi, the lead counsel for the self-proclaimed Asiwaju Lawyers. "We give you 48 hours to take down that derogatory, defamatory, and disgusting video you shared on TikTok against our Asiwaju, or else we’ll sue you for… (pauses dramatically) defamation!" "But Chief," Junior Counsel Ayodele interrupted timidly, "how do we sue bandits? We don’t even know who they are! And how do we serve legal papers to them? Do we send a bailiff into the forest or simply tag them on TikTok?" Obafemi grinned. "That’s the beauty of it! We’ll sue them as John Doe. If they don’t show up in court, we win by default!" The room exploded in applause over the sheer brilliance of Chief Obafemi. While the applause was ongoing, senior attorney Funmi came up with a brilliant idea: "Sir, let’s also insist they add 'Long Live the President!' at the end of the apology, in five different languages—Yoruba, Hausa, Igbo, English, and Latin—just to be thorough." "And Arabic, too," Counsel Toby added. "And if they fail to comply, we shall drag them to court! Not just any court, mind you, but the Supreme Court! We'll sue them for defamation, for incitement, for disturbing the peace... and for bad dancing!" Again, the room erupted in applause. "That’s a brilliant idea," Chief Obafemi hailed Funmi and Toby. "We could also launch a counter-video showing the president's achievements," Toby suggested. "But the President doesn't have any achievements yet," Chief Obafemi interrupted. "Let's focus on the lawsuit and leave the achievements to the media aides." 6 Likes |
Re: Asiwaju Lawyers Drag Bandits To Court For Defaming Tinubu On Tiktok by Namelesscoder: 10:53am On Aug 28 |
Laughable 1 Like |
Re: Asiwaju Lawyers Drag Bandits To Court For Defaming Tinubu On Tiktok by EarlierDawn: 10:54am On Aug 28 |
"But Chief," Junior Counsel Ayodele interrupted timidly, "how do we sue bandits? We don’t even know who they are! And how do we serve legal papers to them? Do we send a bailiff into the forest or simply tag them on TikTok?" They should send a bailiff to serve them the papers in the forest! 1 Like |
Re: Asiwaju Lawyers Drag Bandits To Court For Defaming Tinubu On Tiktok by Borrow222: 10:55am On Aug 28 |
Clowns 1 Like |
Re: Asiwaju Lawyers Drag Bandits To Court For Defaming Tinubu On Tiktok by MadamVanessa(f): 10:59am On Aug 28 |
Chest beaters, there's nothing they can do. Those bandits are Tinubu father. They insult him at will, because he's void before them. Waiting patiently For that uselèss Reno fugitive to write long epistle on that, but as usual the coward won't dare. Assuming that insult came from chukwudi or Chinedu he would've mastûrbated on Twitter like 50 times now. Uselèss badtàrd 5 Likes |
Re: Asiwaju Lawyers Drag Bandits To Court For Defaming Tinubu On Tiktok by OkpaNsukkaisBae(m): 10:59am On Aug 28 |
Funny🤣🤣🤣. 1 Like |
Re: Asiwaju Lawyers Drag Bandits To Court For Defaming Tinubu On Tiktok by Kobojunkieee: 11:01am On Aug 28 |
NLCreator666:Video abi na audio😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Na skit? 🤣🤣🤣🤣 2 Likes |
Re: Asiwaju Lawyers Drag Bandits To Court For Defaming Tinubu On Tiktok by fuckingAyaya(m): 11:02am On Aug 28 |
This country is a comedy station in heaven because wtf. 1 Like |
Re: Asiwaju Lawyers Drag Bandits To Court For Defaming Tinubu On Tiktok by advanceDNA: 11:12am On Aug 28 |
Sarcasm on beast mode.... They are just throwing shades at the presidents |
Re: Asiwaju Lawyers Drag Bandits To Court For Defaming Tinubu On Tiktok by Blizzy9ja: 11:21am On Aug 28 |
Even If we all know and agree he stole the mandate except the delusional ronu gang, at least he still deserves some level of |
Re: Asiwaju Lawyers Drag Bandits To Court For Defaming Tinubu On Tiktok by JerryGent1983: 11:22am On Aug 28 |
Are you for real what kind of joke is this bikonu |
Re: Asiwaju Lawyers Drag Bandits To Court For Defaming Tinubu On Tiktok by CyrusVI(m): 11:23am On Aug 28 |
Kobojunkieee: I used to think you are more logical than this No link to the news source yet u believed it 100% See people we converse it on this forum 1 Like 2 Shares |
Re: Asiwaju Lawyers Drag Bandits To Court For Defaming Tinubu On Tiktok by Macphenson: 11:25am On Aug 28 |
Chaii!! It is finished. These clowns claiming Asiwaju lawyers just embarrased Tinubu more than the bandits did. Do they realise Tinubu is the Commander in Chief of the Armed forces, and that Every Security and Intelligent Agency takes orders from him? 2 Likes |
Re: Asiwaju Lawyers Drag Bandits To Court For Defaming Tinubu On Tiktok by amazingspiderma: 11:44am On Aug 28 |
Please indicate joke next time. |
Re: Asiwaju Lawyers Drag Bandits To Court For Defaming Tinubu On Tiktok by danzaki63: 12:05pm On Aug 28 |
These Lawyers are Dumb, where will they see the bandits to serve them court summons? How will they arraign them? Well i am waiting to see how they will carry out this dumb ass assignment. Ode Lawyers. |
Re: Asiwaju Lawyers Drag Bandits To Court For Defaming Tinubu On Tiktok by 123456789O: 12:26pm On Aug 28 |
😂 1 Like |
Re: Asiwaju Lawyers Drag Bandits To Court For Defaming Tinubu On Tiktok by 123456789O: 12:57pm On Aug 28 |
Macphenson: You wicked 😂 2 Likes |
Re: Asiwaju Lawyers Drag Bandits To Court For Defaming Tinubu On Tiktok by kenn4rill(m): 1:11pm On Aug 28 |
So who will now be the bandits lawyer? And do we now have bandits association of Nigeria 1 Like |
Re: Asiwaju Lawyers Drag Bandits To Court For Defaming Tinubu On Tiktok by keymatt(m): 1:52pm On Aug 28 |
Real Headline: A lawyer/local urchinn drag terrorists to court for insulting Tinubu. 1 Like |
Re: Asiwaju Lawyers Drag Bandits To Court For Defaming Tinubu On Tiktok by MichaelSokoto(m): 2:03pm On Aug 28 |
Ghen ghen!
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Re: Asiwaju Lawyers Drag Bandits To Court For Defaming Tinubu On Tiktok by MichaelSokoto(m): 2:05pm On Aug 28 |
CyrusVI:
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Re: Asiwaju Lawyers Drag Bandits To Court For Defaming Tinubu On Tiktok by 123456789O: 3:47pm On Aug 28 |
kenn4rill: I trust bandits. They'll come to court and defend themselves and nothing will happen |
Re: Asiwaju Lawyers Drag Bandits To Court For Defaming Tinubu On Tiktok by 123456789O: 3:47pm On Aug 28 |
keymatt: |
Re: Asiwaju Lawyers Drag Bandits To Court For Defaming Tinubu On Tiktok by oranget(m): 4:01pm On Aug 28 |
I wonder how some commenters are not getting that the write up is a joke. 1 Like |
Re: Asiwaju Lawyers Drag Bandits To Court For Defaming Tinubu On Tiktok by Boulex(m): 4:21pm On Aug 28 |
This is why the insecurity issue cannot be nipped in the bud anytime soon. Why making fun out of a very serious matter that is of national concern? |
Re: Asiwaju Lawyers Drag Bandits To Court For Defaming Tinubu On Tiktok by iwaeda: 4:25pm On Aug 28 |
NLCreator666: See the thinking of APC people. How do you take ghosts to court. Let me ask officer Gabriel, Chief Sanya or Baba Gbenro. |
Re: Asiwaju Lawyers Drag Bandits To Court For Defaming Tinubu On Tiktok by MMempire(m): 5:10pm On Aug 28 |
Sue bandits? Laughing in swahilli. |
Re: Asiwaju Lawyers Drag Bandits To Court For Defaming Tinubu On Tiktok by Emmabyte: 5:15pm On Aug 28 |
I don't understand please someone should explain |
Re: Asiwaju Lawyers Drag Bandits To Court For Defaming Tinubu On Tiktok by EarlierDawn: 7:06pm On Aug 28 |
Boulex: What nonsense are you yapping? |
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