(A biker saw one girl about to jump off a bridge, so he stopped his Bike)
Biker: what are you doing?
Girl: committing suicide.
Biker: well. Before you die i want to kiss you please?
Girl : Okay.
, (after kissing)
Biker: Wow! that was the best kiss in my life, but why are you
committing suicide?
Girl: Because my parents don’t like me dressing like a girl.
BIKER JUMPED OFF THE BRIDGE

where is the zoke?

Poor joke, worlahi, . D joke no make sense

hold on markus plz let me look for it,









looking for my cutlass.

^E dey recyle bin

dani me i like am for ur accent,






aboki.

mumu, u post dry joke u dey happy

why the insult nah dani? go north go ask them the meaning of aboki,

if the joke dry dont worry i dey come wit pure water to wet am.

was dah an insult? Sowi i though that was ya 2nd name. .find anoda joke post jor

lol. u re something else, but e no easy to even steal joke now,

^ thank goodness say no be only me know say you are a mumu!!

@tonyfred, its an achievement nah, hehe


@misskus
na german pidgin u talk so!

menses wat re u still doin here?
thought i don marchet ur head wit my cutlass.

@damnyou
you are versatile o!
So you understand german pidgin?
What a mod!!

@tonyfriedrice
wait o! I never knew you can use matchet marchet on someone!
Choi!
Nothing person no go see, this saturday afternoon!
ok its time you quit hallucinating!
E don too much na,dani abi no be so?

I wonder who his talking to dis time around, err shey ya afternoon madness dun start? Worlahi u dey kpoli,







Singing *kolomental by faze*

Tony dis ur joke dry pass kalahari desert. . .cwios

booqee i don cock my gun put finger for trigger waitning for dani to give me order,
then i saw the pix on ur profile,






lucky u i don hurt pretty gurls,

^na boqee be dat?






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via BlackBerry

@tonyfriedrice
you go regret the day you register for nl if you touch that chick!
Nonsense!!

make una come nominate me abeg www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-819947.0.html

dani e don do na.
You wan spam all the threads?
¤286,000 people like this.

:d ;d

dani1luv:

^na boqee be dat?
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no, na ur sista

this na mumu joke abeg

mcdonald i don hear.

can i go now?

Is dis joke?

nope bright its a touching story.

Did u forget dat dis is d joke section?

really? my bad. thought i was in a touching story section.

gawd. dis school wey i no go sef.

methink your ego was massaged well well for that thread and the thing come make your head swell wella.
me ma ctiricise this your yoke now u go ask for my blokos.
abuna dry well well.
next,.

not everyone takes weeed ode, plz address me in a civilize way.