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When We Say A Toilet Cleaner Abroad Is Better Than Bank Manager In Nigeria by Notfogotten: 7:08pm On Sep 02
When we say a toilet cleaner in USA, Canada, UK, Australia is better than the manger of zenith bank, what we mean is that the toilet cleaner will never suffer what you are currently suffering in Nigeria.

Example include:

A. A toilet cleaner will never queue for fuel.
B. A toilet cleaner is less likely to be kidnapped in those countries
C. A toilet cleaner has 24/7 electricity.
D. A toilet cleaner has access to excellent Medicare.
E. A toilet cleaner is less likely exposed to armed robbers
F. A toilet cleaner eats better food and fruits than your bank manager.
G A toilet cleaner has access to good amenities
H. A toilet cleaner may have his children schooling for free in primary and high school
I. A toilet cleaner has a longer live expectancy than your bank manager in Nigeria.

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Re: When We Say A Toilet Cleaner Abroad Is Better Than Bank Manager In Nigeria by immortalcrown(m): 7:09pm On Sep 02
Chai!

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Re: When We Say A Toilet Cleaner Abroad Is Better Than Bank Manager In Nigeria by BrokenTV: 7:11pm On Sep 02
Nigerian is completely finished to the core

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Re: When We Say A Toilet Cleaner Abroad Is Better Than Bank Manager In Nigeria by EcoNews: 7:20pm On Sep 02
Will a toilet cleaner be sitting at home every Monday ?!

Notfogotten:
When we say a toilet cleaner in USA, Canada, UK, Australia is better than the manger of zenith bank, what we mean is that the toilet cleaner will never suffer what you are currently suffering in Nigeria.

Example include:

A. A toilet cleaner will never queue for fuel.
B. A toilet cleaner is less likely to be kidnapped in those countries
C. A toilet cleaner has 24/7 electricity.
D. A toilet cleaner has access to excellent Medicare.
E. A toilet cleaner is less likely exposed to armed robbers
F. A toilet cleaner eats better food and fruits than your bank manager.
G A toilet cleaner has access to good amenities
H. A toilet cleaner may have his children schooling for free in primary and high school
I. A toilet cleaner has a longer live expectancy than your bank manager in Nigeria.

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Re: When We Say A Toilet Cleaner Abroad Is Better Than Bank Manager In Nigeria by Flangelo12: 7:22pm On Sep 02
EcoNews:
Will a toilet cleaner be sitting at home every Monday ?!

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Re: When We Say A Toilet Cleaner Abroad Is Better Than Bank Manager In Nigeria by Notfogotten: 7:28pm On Sep 02
EcoNews:
Will a toilet cleaner be sitting at home every Monday ?!


It adds to the sweetener.

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Re: When We Say A Toilet Cleaner Abroad Is Better Than Bank Manager In Nigeria by LordBiden(m): 7:39pm On Sep 02
But sorry a toilet cleaner wont be able to afford a home.

Even if he takes a mortgage it will take him like 35yrs.

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Re: When We Say A Toilet Cleaner Abroad Is Better Than Bank Manager In Nigeria by helinues: 7:40pm On Sep 02
Toilet cleaner is now a proud job

Jesu, may we not come into this life to serve others

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Re: When We Say A Toilet Cleaner Abroad Is Better Than Bank Manager In Nigeria by googi: 7:44pm On Sep 02
Op is obviously a depraved African with extra colomentality on steroids.

You do not realize the quality of life and culture a man that has risen to be a bank manager has, but long for the grass is greener on the other side.

Another deranged African also said life is better lost in the sea and desert, to slave traders and organ donors or sellers than being shipped into slavery on sugarcane plantations. True because you pay through your nose selling all you have to buy tickets and visa to "achieve" the same sugarcane plantations beds overseas.

It shows you what we had been reduced to when they handed us Bibble and Koran in exchange for gold and slaves.

Of course good infrastructure anywhere makes life easier for poor or working class but that is not the definition of civilized life which is simply ability to live peacefully with one another. Village life where you get enough to eat and drink is what rich people are longing for in rich countries

For the information of Op, life is rougher for lower class worker in America than African middle class. Indeed, their life expectancy is lower as the infant mortality is higher.

Their chances in correctional facilities and being shot are higher than in African countries. So called "good" education for your children is how to deride your culture and deprive you of your children and wives.

Ah, some Africans are irredeemable.

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Re: When We Say A Toilet Cleaner Abroad Is Better Than Bank Manager In Nigeria by REDshouse(m): 7:48pm On Sep 02
Notfogotten:
When we say a toilet cleaner in USA, Canada, UK, Australia is better than the manger of zenith bank, what we mean is that the toilet cleaner will never suffer what you are currently suffering in Nigeria.

Example include:

A. A toilet cleaner will never queue for fuel.
B. A toilet cleaner is less likely to be kidnapped in those countries
C. A toilet cleaner has 24/7 electricity.
D. A toilet cleaner has access to excellent Medicare.
E. A toilet cleaner is less likely exposed to armed robbers
F. A toilet cleaner eats better food and fruits than your bank manager.
G A toilet cleaner has access to good amenities
H. A toilet cleaner may have his children schooling for free in primary and high school
I. A toilet cleaner has a longer live expectancy than your bank manager in Nigeria.


Both of them na six feet go end them

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Re: When We Say A Toilet Cleaner Abroad Is Better Than Bank Manager In Nigeria by Bankowner: 7:51pm On Sep 02
LordBiden:
But sorry a toilet cleaner wont be able to afford a home.

Even if he takes a mortgage it will take him like 35yrs.
And what do you say about a banker who has worked over 20 years and still doesn't have his own house? Impossible, you will say. But it is true. And not that he is wasteful or anything.

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Re: When We Say A Toilet Cleaner Abroad Is Better Than Bank Manager In Nigeria by papyjaypaul: 8:00pm On Sep 02
Toilet cleaner is a shitty job anywhere in the world. And I am someone who prefers dignity in labor but you don't want to spend your day surrounded by pee and poo mehn.

If people had manners, we would not even need janitors because everyone would have cleaned up their business.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RaTKObI1xyc?feature=shared

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Re: When We Say A Toilet Cleaner Abroad Is Better Than Bank Manager In Nigeria by ivolt: 8:02pm On Sep 02
LordBiden:
But sorry a toilet cleaner wont be able to afford a home.

Even if he takes a mortgage it will take him like 35yrs.
Don't mind them.
These Nigerian "abroad" fantasists amaze me.
They would dream up a perfect picture of a country they have never visited and
have little to no idea of how low-wage workers struggle to survive.

Imagine comparing a toilet cleaner to a bank manager?

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Re: When We Say A Toilet Cleaner Abroad Is Better Than Bank Manager In Nigeria by Rossikk(m): 8:05pm On Sep 02
googi:
Op is obviously a depraved African with extra colomentality on steroids.

You do not realize the quality of life and culture a man that has risen to be a bank manager has, but long for the grass is greener on the other side.

Another deranged African also said life is better lost in the sea and desert, to slave traders and organ donors or sellers than being shipped into slavery on sugarcane plantations. True because you pay through your nose selling all you have to buy tickets and visa to "achieve" the same sugarcane plantations beds overseas.

It shows you what we had been reduced to when they handed us Bibble and Koran in exchange for gold and slaves.

Of course good infrastructure anywhere makes life easier for poor or working class but that is not the definition of civilized life which is simply ability to live peacefully with one another. Village life where you get enough to eat and drink is what rich people are longing for in rich countries

For the information of Op, life is rougher for lower class worker in America than African middle class. Indeed, their life expectancy is lower as the infant mortality is higher.

Their chances in correctional facilities and being shot are higher than in African countries. So called "good" education for your children is how to deride your culture and deprive you of your children and wives.

Ah, some Africans are irredeemable.






IT IS THE SAME MENTALITY OF INFERIORITY COMPLEX, AND ''EVERYWHERE IS BETTER THAN NIGERIA'' MINDSET THAT MAKES THEM END UP AS SLAVES IN LIBYA AND LEBANON, SUCKING ARAB GUARDS' DICKSS FOR DOG FOOD THEY THROW TO THEM ON THE FLOOR.

THEN THEY GO ON YOUTUBE TO BEG THE NIGERIAN GOVT TO SEND PLANES TO EVACUATE THEM.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RBTnh0KsRL4

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Re: When We Say A Toilet Cleaner Abroad Is Better Than Bank Manager In Nigeria by hisgrace090: 8:09pm On Sep 02
ivolt:

Don't mind them.
These Nigerian "abroad" fantasists amaze me.
They would dream of a perfect picture of a country they have never visited and
have little to no idea of how low-wage workers survive.

Imagine comparing a toilet cleaner to a bank manager?
He just painted it as it is. Nigeria is a place of sorrow.

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Re: When We Say A Toilet Cleaner Abroad Is Better Than Bank Manager In Nigeria by ivolt: 8:11pm On Sep 02
hisgrace090:

He just painted it as it is. Nigeria is a place of sorrow.
grin grin grin
Another village boy dreaming of eldorado "abroad".

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Re: When We Say A Toilet Cleaner Abroad Is Better Than Bank Manager In Nigeria by hisgrace090: 8:14pm On Sep 02
ivolt:

grin grin grin
Another village boy dreaming of eldorado "abroad".

Hee hee! I wish you freedom from pain.

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Re: When We Say A Toilet Cleaner Abroad Is Better Than Bank Manager In Nigeria by MonthlySalary: 8:21pm On Sep 02
ivolt:

Don't mind them.
These Nigerian "abroad" fantasists amaze me.
They would dream of a perfect picture of a country they have never visited and
have little to no idea of how low-wage workers survive.

Imagine comparing a toilet cleaner to a bank manager?


I swear this thread is a foolish one. I wonder what the op was thinking

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Re: When We Say A Toilet Cleaner Abroad Is Better Than Bank Manager In Nigeria by Rossikk(m): 8:24pm On Sep 02
Notfogotten:
When we say a toilet cleaner in USA, Canada, UK, Australia is better than the manger of zenith bank, what we mean is that the toilet cleaner will never suffer what you are currently suffering in Nigeria.

Example include:

A. A toilet cleaner will never queue for fuel.

Unlikely to own a car in the first place.

B. A toilet cleaner is less likely to be kidnapped in those countries

A toilet cleaner won't be kidnapped in Nigeria either. Use your brain.

C. A toilet cleaner has 24/7 electricity.

Anyone in Nigeria with a cheap generator can have 24/7 electricity.

D. A toilet cleaner has access to excellent Medicare.

Not necessarily. There are very long waiting lists for operations and surgery in the UK's NHS for example. You have to wait YEARS for an operation in some cases. Many perish before their turn. Only the rich who can afford the monstrously expensive private hospitals can be guaranteed of ''excellent medicare''. SAME AS IN NIGERIA.

E. A toilet cleaner is less likely exposed to armed robbers

A toilet cleaner is more likely to be shot in America or stabbed in the UK, or get his house burgled, than meet any armed robbers in Nigeria.

F. A toilet cleaner eats better food and fruits than your bank manager.

WRONG. Toilet cleaners in the west are among the underclass who tend to eat cheap, processed foods like frozen pizza, frozen chips, and eat junk food. A Nigerian bank manger eats fresh, highly nutritious, natural, organic foods.

G A toilet cleaner has access to good amenities

Not necessarily. Some of them live in terrible places a Nigerian bank manager could never live.

H. A toilet cleaner may have his children schooling for free in primary and high school

Free education is not new to Nigeria. How old are you?

I. A toilet cleaner has a longer live expectancy than your bank manager in Nigeria.

What studies have you conducted to make that claim?

You can't just come online and make outrageous claims from your big, loud IPOB terrorist OUTCAST lips.

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Re: When We Say A Toilet Cleaner Abroad Is Better Than Bank Manager In Nigeria by greenermodels: 8:31pm On Sep 02
A toilet cleaner abroad can easily build a house back home in Nigeria more than a bank manager, he can improve his life there easily there too. My classmate who spent ten years jobless after service moved to the UK to work as a caregiver which is even worse than a toilet cleaner while studying, today, he has a masters and PhD in artificial intelligence and is a big boy. Nigeria is a dream killer.

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Re: When We Say A Toilet Cleaner Abroad Is Better Than Bank Manager In Nigeria by APOPTOSIS: 8:36pm On Sep 02
Notfogotten:
When we say a toilet cleaner in USA, Canada, UK, Australia is better than the manger of zenith bank, what we mean is that the toilet cleaner will never suffer what you are currently suffering in Nigeria.

Example include:

A. A toilet cleaner will never queue for fuel.
B. A toilet cleaner is less likely to be kidnapped in those countries
C. A toilet cleaner has 24/7 electricity.
D. A toilet cleaner has access to excellent Medicare.
E. A toilet cleaner is less likely exposed to armed robbers
F. A toilet cleaner eats better food and fruits than your bank manager.
G A toilet cleaner has access to good amenities
H. A toilet cleaner may have his children schooling for free in primary and high school
I. A toilet cleaner has a longer live expectancy than your bank manager in Nigeria.

You are correct in everything typed here.
I started feeling governance since I relocated to the United States.
Even if you offer me the job of the Chief Medical Director of UCH IBADAN, UNTH, I will never never never never never never never never never never never never return to Nigeria to accept such a Mammywater offer.
The reason is simple and here it's....
At my age now my quality of life & sanity are of priority to me owing to the mental damage Nigeria caused me. There's more to life than constituting nuisance and blowing sirens everywhere. Those are ultimate.

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Re: When We Say A Toilet Cleaner Abroad Is Better Than Bank Manager In Nigeria by Lindlady(f): 8:36pm On Sep 02
helinues:
Toilet cleaner is now a proud job

Jesu, may we not come into this life to serve others
Stop mocking people. What job do you do for a living?

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Re: When We Say A Toilet Cleaner Abroad Is Better Than Bank Manager In Nigeria by Rossikk(m): 8:37pm On Sep 02
greenermodels:
A toilet cleaner abroad can easily build a house back home in Nigeria more than a bank manager, he can improve his life there easily there too. My classmate who spent ten years jobless after service moved to the UK to work as a caregiver which is even worse than a toilet cleaner while studying, today, he has a masters and PhD in artificial intelligence and is a big boy. Nigeria is a dream killer.

MUMU.

For every one of his type, there are 200 Nigerians working in security, warehouse, taxi drivers, waiters, even with their degrees, so SHUT UP THERE.

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Re: When We Say A Toilet Cleaner Abroad Is Better Than Bank Manager In Nigeria by greenermodels: 8:39pm On Sep 02
Rossikk:


MUMU.

For every one of his type, there are 100 Nigerians working in security, warehouse, taxi drivers, waiters, even with their degrees, so SHUT UP THERE.


you're definitely a government paid online influencer so I wouldn't dignify you with a response.

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Re: When We Say A Toilet Cleaner Abroad Is Better Than Bank Manager In Nigeria by greenermodels: 8:40pm On Sep 02
Lindlady:
Stop mocking people. What job do you do for a living?
he lies all day online to defend the government for a living.

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Re: When We Say A Toilet Cleaner Abroad Is Better Than Bank Manager In Nigeria by WhiteIverson: 8:42pm On Sep 02
APOPTOSIS:

You are correct in everything typed here.
I started feeling governance since I relocated to the United States.
Even if you offer me the job of the Chief Medical Director of UCH IBADAN, UNTH, I will never never never never never never never never never never never never return to Nigeria to accept such a Mammywater offer.
The reason is simple and here it's....
At my age now my quality of life & sanity are of priority to me owing to the mental damage Nigeria caused us. There's more to life than constituting nuisance and blowing sirens everywhere. Those are ultimate.
Hi Sir
Re: When We Say A Toilet Cleaner Abroad Is Better Than Bank Manager In Nigeria by Rossikk(m): 8:42pm On Sep 02
greenermodels:
you're definitely a government paid online influencer so I wouldn't dignify you with a response.

You overestimate your importance.

Who will pay me to respond to a self-hating fool like you?

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Re: When We Say A Toilet Cleaner Abroad Is Better Than Bank Manager In Nigeria by RealityKings: 8:45pm On Sep 02
Rossikk:


You overestimate your importance.

Who will pay me to respond to a self-hating fool like you?

Boss long time grin

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Re: When We Say A Toilet Cleaner Abroad Is Better Than Bank Manager In Nigeria by OkCornel(m): 8:46pm On Sep 02
googi:
Op is obviously a depraved African with extra colomentality on steroids.

You do not realize the quality of life and culture a man that has risen to be a bank manager has, but long for the grass is greener on the other side.

Another deranged African also said life is better lost in the sea and desert, to slave traders and organ donors or sellers than being shipped into slavery on sugarcane plantations. True because you pay through your nose selling all you have to buy tickets and visa to "achieve" the same sugarcane plantations beds overseas.

It shows you what we had been reduced to when they handed us Bibble and Koran in exchange for gold and slaves.

Of course good infrastructure anywhere makes life easier for poor or working class but that is not the definition of civilized life which is simply ability to live peacefully with one another. Village life where you get enough to eat and drink is what rich people are longing for in rich countries

For the information of Op, life is rougher for lower class worker in America than African middle class. Indeed, their life expectancy is lower as the infant mortality is higher.

Their chances in correctional facilities and being shot are higher than in African countries. So called "good" education for your children is how to deride your culture and deprive you of your children and wives.

Ah, some Africans are irredeemable.


He has a point, you have a point. The truth is somewhere in the middle.

Subsaharan Africa is a paradise if people think like ants and bees rather than cockroaches.

Good example of a functioning society is Botswana. Compare and contrast with Nigeria or DR Congo

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Re: When We Say A Toilet Cleaner Abroad Is Better Than Bank Manager In Nigeria by Rossikk(m): 8:54pm On Sep 02
RealityKings:


Boss long time grin


How far, brother? cool

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Re: When We Say A Toilet Cleaner Abroad Is Better Than Bank Manager In Nigeria by Rossikk(m): 9:01pm On Sep 02
OkCornel:


He has a point, you have a point. The truth is somewhere in the middle.

Subsaharan Africa is a paradise if people think like ants and bees rather than cockroaches.

Good example of a functioning society is Botswana. Compare and contrast with Nigeria or Congo DR

Look. One thing you guys need to understand is that OVER THE LONG TERM, Nigeria will eventually get it right.

Nigeria is an unstoppable train.

I asked AI (ChatGPT)

''TELL ME ABOUT NIGERIA IN THE YEAR 2075''

It's response:

........................

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Re: When We Say A Toilet Cleaner Abroad Is Better Than Bank Manager In Nigeria by Rexymania(m): 9:03pm On Sep 02
Ofc... Nigeria is a shit hole

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