From Kanu Conleth Chimaobi on Facebook
For single guys only; Here are some tips to have a merry xmas and make it to 2012 financially healthy.

1- Flee from persons with feminine appearances except thy mum.

2- Thou shall not make up with ex-babes, avoid their calls.

3- Thou shall not smile with ladies you meet in the banks, shopping mall, and other public places where money exchange hands.

4- Thou shall keep a straight face when in a public transport, thou shall also not laugh to jokes especially if told by a feminine person beside you.

5- Thou shall not plead, run after or solicit to have her back if she walks away from you angrily, just believe in the saying 'agaracha must come back'.

6- For those girlfriends who are so smart not to pick up quarel with you during this period, hmmm, try 'the 1st to complain method'. Complain about every single thing you can think of, be it Boko Haram, GEJ, EFCC, NEPA, INEC, salty food, pressure from work, Economy, Subsidy Removal, missing remote control (hide it if u can). Something must get her upset to start an early xmas quarel. With these tips you will not spend beyond ur means, or get broke come 2012.

MERRY XMAS in advance, Ladies don't take it persona

All these ,just to run away from demands . I will only spend on what i budgetted to spend on.every other demand will fall on deaf ears . Lol.

stale gist.mtcheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew

Broke mentality

Hits head on d wall