A father put his three year old daughter to
bed, told her a story listened to her prayer
which she ended by saying: 'Godbless Mommy, God bless Daddy, Godbless Grandma, and good-bye Grandpa. 'The father asked, 'Why did you say good-
bye grandpa?'
The little girl said, 'I don't
know
daddy, it
just seemed like the thing
to say.'
The next day grandpa died.
The
father
thought it was a strange
coincidence.
A few months later the
father put
the girl to
bed and listened to her
prayers
which went
like this: 'God bless Mommy,
God
Bless
Daddy and Good-bye
Grandma.'
The next day the
grandmother
died.
'Oh my gosh' thought the
father,
'this kid is
in contact with the other
side.'
Several weeks later when
the girl
was going
to bed the dad heard her
say:
'God bless
Mommy and good-bye
Daddy.'
He practically went into
shock. He
couldn't
sleep all night and got up at
the
crack of
dawn to go to his office. He
was
nervous as
a cat all day, had lunch sent
in and
watched
the clock. He figured if he
could
get by until
midnight he would be okay.
He
felt safe in
the office, so instead of
going
home at the
end of the day he stayed
there,
drinking
coffee, looking at his watch
and
jumping at
every sound. Finally
midnight
arrived; he
breathed a sigh of relief and
went
home.
When he got home his wife
asked, 'I've
never seen you work so
late,
what's the
matter?'
He said, 'I don't want to talk
about
it, I've
just spent the worst day of
my
life.'
She replied, 'you think you
had a
bad day,
you'll never believe what
happened to me.
This morning the gardener
dropped dead in
our backyard while I was
watching!
WHO’S THE DADDY? - ha
opari oo!!!

mtcheww

Thank You

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So u cant type text like a normal psn again,

E tire me o

my keyboard just dey fu,ckup
na him i type am anyhow jare

Whats wit u
long time

me gud o.
How every?
Merry Xmas in advans

tayo
what did you expect?
Was he ever a normal person?

Mikuz i no dey like flogg small children, no let me start with u

tayo_ast:

me gud o.
How every?
Merry Xmas in advans

Every good my brother

same to u too bro. . Merry xmas

@mikuz, u look like sm1 I know.

He's called litmus. . . crazy thing

i laugh in vietnamese!

is d joke dt funny?

una don gang up against the one and only fine fly boy no pimple abi?
Oya wait make i flash jackpot!!
Blood go flow here now now!!

@op, u try, thumbs up

who's hope?

mikuz:

who's hope?

, typo error

@Mikus. . .

Seriously all dis your attacks on me wont get u to nowhere.

Na Time Wasting

bunmioguns:

@op, u try, thumbs up

I see you thanks. . .

Trouble Maker

Little wonder u are have problem with your marriage

*just driving by in ma escalade $ sees studio inside d gutter gasping for breadth $ shouting?I need water?.**Quickly brings out my natural joystick $ pours out pure fresh water to revive him.**thank God I came ur way*

chei!
Poor boy!!

kneels down and start praying to God for protection

for millions shall fall on my left hand and billions on my right hand . . Non shall harm me cuz he dat is in me is much more greater dan he dat is in the world

funny thread

This is I like studio!

^
cousin, can you imagine o?

we're trying to make his topic funnier and he's not even appreciating us~

Protect me from the hands of my enemies Oh Lord

Arrest Jackpot a.k.a bright and mikuz for me so they dont send Assasins to kidnap or eliminate me oh lord.

u guys ought to av outgrown ur thread-derailing acts. shame

Now this is d funniest thread alive in jokes section courtesy of Bright,jackpot $ mikuz.we bring out d joke in jokeless studio.

^^
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tayo_ast:

u guys ought to av outgrown your thread-derailing acts. shame

Don't you know that it is the comment that makes up dis section not the jokes

bunmioguns:

Don't you know that it is the comment that makes up dis section not the jokes

the joke itself is so unfunny, been here and there lyk bingbagbo a.z.s, i no go lie.
but this i find so funny., it really lmfao.

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na frm that geezer cross the road.