There were two children who went and steal some a bag of oranges so they decided to go at grave yard to share the oranges as they were going two oranges fell down at the gate of the grave yard but they left it since there are too much oranges in the bag so as they are sharing it a drunkerd was passing and was one 4 me, and one 4 u, he ran and go and call a pastor that d devil jesus are sharing dead body that are at the grave yard as the pastor and d man are standing at d gate he was hearing one 4 me, and one 4 u, and the children pause and say what of the two at d gate na so d pastor and d drunkerd run and were shouting we are not dead yet o!

Chei! Dis ur joke, na wa oh.
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omo u no try for ur english oh. I'm sure u did not read it before pasting it, at least u could've corrected it. . .it would av made d joke funny.

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lwtmb!!

Dis thread needs to be wet cos d joke dry no be small

*hissing outta d thread*