I laughed so hard.

HAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHA, I DON CRAE ooooooooo

Nice thread. So funny. Plz can some1 use d architect jargons. I wil luv 2 read that.

carried out a project appraisal on the viability of this project,from the survey, i discovered that its internal rate of return was very encouraging, making risks worth taking..the resources needed to embark on this project are limited as i could possibly not raise the capital alone but equity financing from me and alittle of debt financing with you as a source would come a long way in making this investment a success.. Would u mind giving me a loan?

EfeEkarume: As an artiste wanna-be, check this lyric nothings I composed . . .

Since the very first time I saw you, lady I knew immediately that your  love will be all the thing i'd be needing in my entire life, nothing else║
That very moment you called my name, dragonflies and tsetse fly filled my tommy instantly as if I swallowed them, even butter . . . flew!║
Without you Inside my life like Neo in the Matrix, my life would be in complete like The Backstreet boys║
My heartbeat, I don't want you to be just there. I need you right here in my life. They say Nobody is Perfect, but your beauty is an exception║
I LOVE U! , might literally be seen as 2 letters in love with each other, but ours will be the stuff of heroes, . . . it will be a risk well taking║
I will never do what Peter did to Jesus, I will never deny that I really love U . . . Be it at gunpoint, I promise never to leave your side║
I'll be more closer to you than your shadow║
And the devil and his angels, . . . Knows how much I care about you, I can take Strokes of Kòbòkò for you║
Swap genes with Jean Grey of the X-Men, read my mind & you'll find out all i've been saying are true talk and no lies║
Your attitude alone drives me crazy . . .   I feel am inside a Ferrari║
Your smile heal the sick hearts║
Oh Arthur, let me be your Merlin and trust me, a 100% magical protection is what you'll get!  . . . Like Universal Soldiers║
Our friendship will not be a stuff of villains, but of LEGENDS║
I want to grow old with you girl║ 
I need you in my life, be a part of me, . . . Make me complete, and fill my missing rib║

WHOOP, FABULOUS,INTRIGUIN,EXCITIN,FASCINATING

AS A PASTOR, LOL
Babe i can see u a sinner,as red as blood and like a filthy rags befo d creator.
Come ,where art thou all this while .....the creator calleth
let me baptise u with holy water , so u can be whole as white as snow
and u can then go on,with no giulty....LOLSSSSS

Lwkmd

Flashaldrin: To my COCOA

I was apparently asymptomatic until you came into my life and then became the causative agent of my present susceptible state.
I'm so addicted, and the drug is your sweet cute smile, i hope it wont cause toxicity if i take an overdose for a while.
your words enter my auditory tube like a pair of ravens flapping against my tympanum and they cause a rippling in each endolymphatic fluid spiral, funneling deeper and deeper till i get the rhino-virus
thinking about you gives me the Parkinson's tremor which cannot be calmed, even by an overdose of dopamine.
whenever i see your handle, it quickens my pulse rate, my heart goes tachycardia, both chronotropically and inotropically and only your lovely posts provide the required digoxin effect.
your VER (visually evoked response) triggers in me such wild emotions; and your every touch soothing like a calamine lotion.
the thoughts of you have encroached my brain like a malignant neoplasm and made my coronary vessels atherosclerotic.

your anatomy is inch perfect, so is your physiology and i hope your biochemistry matches with mine!

With all these write up na only two 'likes' u get? Oh relax ursef!

Lol