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She Wants Me To Hammer Her Before Going To Church! by bingbagbo(m): 8:06am On Dec 11, 2011
She does this everyday, and i dont think its the best. .she sayss i dont love her if i dont hammer her, THIS NA TEMPTATION OOO! shocked shocked
Re: She Wants Me To Hammer Her Before Going To Church! by Dyt(f): 8:10am On Dec 11, 2011
Prayin
holy ghost fire
fire
fire
die
die
Re: She Wants Me To Hammer Her Before Going To Church! by mykali(m): 8:10am On Dec 11, 2011
what's the difference? just do it and go to church , .ask for forgiveness, and continue your life  undecided
Re: She Wants Me To Hammer Her Before Going To Church! by mykali(m): 8:11am On Dec 11, 2011
Dyt:

Prayin
holy ghost fire
fire
fire
die
die


dyt so you be MFM chic? grin grin
Re: She Wants Me To Hammer Her Before Going To Church! by Dyt(f): 8:18am On Dec 11, 2011
^ na dia trade mark b dat?
Re: She Wants Me To Hammer Her Before Going To Church! by Idowuogbo(f): 8:32am On Dec 11, 2011
Bobo u no go focus for church if u no hammer, if I were u I will show no mercy on dat possie as in hang am in directions pound am like sey na poundo yam,spread her like meat for abbatoir begin batter d tin like sey u dey beat seasoning inside chicken.Finish her by d time she woundjure she won't want quickie b4 church again, which kain Lucifer u get u aint married and she want make u commit sin b4 goin church werrrrreee
Re: She Wants Me To Hammer Her Before Going To Church! by Goldieluks: 8:34am On Dec 11, 2011
Don't do it, pour her some holy water.
Re: She Wants Me To Hammer Her Before Going To Church! by Dyt(f): 8:35am On Dec 11, 2011
I know doe kind poundin wey she no go fit waka bt u sure say d Op fit last 2secs?
Re: She Wants Me To Hammer Her Before Going To Church! by Exponental(m): 8:37am On Dec 11, 2011
@poster, u get big issue oooo,
ur ex asked if u can water wat was planted by anoda (probably cos u couldnt perform), now ur girl insist u hammer her. (anoda inefficiency)

Are u sure penissillin is functional?
Seems u are in a big mess.
Re: She Wants Me To Hammer Her Before Going To Church! by Idowuogbo(f): 8:42am On Dec 11, 2011
Dyt:

I know doe kind poundin wey she no go fit waka bt u sure say d Op fit last 2secs?
I think he's needs opa eyin or viagraaaa truly he doesn't seem d able type. grin cheesy
Re: She Wants Me To Hammer Her Before Going To Church! by bingbagbo(m): 8:44am On Dec 11, 2011
Exponental:

@poster, u get big issue oooo,
your ex asked if u can water wat was planted by anoda (probably cos u couldnt perform), now your girl insist u hammer her. (anoda inefficiency)

Are u sure penissillin is functional?
Seems u are in a big mess.


SMH embarassed
Re: She Wants Me To Hammer Her Before Going To Church! by mykali(m): 8:48am On Dec 11, 2011
Dyt:

^ na dia trade mark b dat?

lol . . .ask anybody naa
Re: She Wants Me To Hammer Her Before Going To Church! by bingbagbo(m): 8:48am On Dec 11, 2011
Idowuogbo:

I think he's needs opa eyin or viagraaaa truly he doesn't seem d able type. grin cheesy

MY friend dont doubt my  POWER, i go fit give u belle in t days  worlahhi!! angry



Dyt:

I know doe kind poundin wey she no go fit waka bt u sure say d Op fit last 2secs?

make u give me your momma for two hours. . . .i swear , u go organise xmas  funeral give am  later! grin


woufff!!! angry
Re: She Wants Me To Hammer Her Before Going To Church! by born2boink(m): 9:33am On Dec 11, 2011
bin gbagbo:

She does this everyday, and i dont think its the best. .she sayss i dont love her if i dont hammer her, THIS NA TEMPTATION OOO! shocked shocked
Hammer am with quickie Doggy styles, 3 minutes fast devotion, Una go born SON whom go look David or Solomon
Re: She Wants Me To Hammer Her Before Going To Church! by Chubhie: 9:56am On Dec 11, 2011
What are you waiting for? Go for gold.
Re: She Wants Me To Hammer Her Before Going To Church! by DAY12(m): 10:30am On Dec 11, 2011
Dyt:

I know doe kind poundin wey she no go fit waka bt u sure say d Op fit last 2secs?
cheesy
Re: She Wants Me To Hammer Her Before Going To Church! by drnoel: 1:07pm On Dec 11, 2011
if u are married to her wetin concern us for ur matter, that one na ur personal right 2 hammer ur woman at anytime even b4 going 2 church. If she is ur girlfriend then guy I only have one thing 2 say "Hell is real"
Re: She Wants Me To Hammer Her Before Going To Church! by Flashaldrin(m): 1:11pm On Dec 11, 2011
op, hammer you be carpenter ni undecided undecided
Re: She Wants Me To Hammer Her Before Going To Church! by amuukwu1(m): 2:51pm On Dec 11, 2011
Idowuogbo:

I think he's needs opa eyin or viagraaaa truly he doesn't seem d able type. grin cheesy

oge nile gi na acho nsogbu. i tire for you ni. grin
Re: She Wants Me To Hammer Her Before Going To Church! by Idowuogbo(f): 3:14pm On Dec 11, 2011
amu ukwu:

oge nile gi na acho nsogbu. i tire for you ni. grin
Obughi mu mere, nwoke ahu bu ewu.I tire for dem nnayi cheesy
Re: She Wants Me To Hammer Her Before Going To Church! by amuukwu1(m): 3:23pm On Dec 11, 2011
Idowuogbo:

Obughi mu mere, nwoke ahu bu ewu.I tire for dem nnayi cheesy

Ezi okwu, amaghi na i na asu igbo ofuma! Eche n'ibu onye yoruba.
Anya gi a, obu na inweghi foto i ga egosi anyi, ka any lekiri. Onye nile choro ihu foto gi. smiley
Re: She Wants Me To Hammer Her Before Going To Church! by Phate07(m): 3:58pm On Dec 11, 2011
amu ukwu:

Ezi okwu, amaghi na i na asu igbo ofuma! Eche n'ibu onye yoruba.
Anya gi a, obu na inweghi foto i ga egosi anyi, ka any lekiri. Onye nile choro ihu foto gi. smiley



You will go blind if you see her photo. So don't bother. undecided
Re: She Wants Me To Hammer Her Before Going To Church! by Nobody: 4:02pm On Dec 11, 2011
Phate07:


You will go blind if you see her photo. So don't bother. undecided


PHATE!!!  shocked shocked shocked shocked cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss
I missed youuuuuuuuu!!! How are you?  cheesy
Re: She Wants Me To Hammer Her Before Going To Church! by Idowuogbo(f): 4:05pm On Dec 11, 2011
Oga phateeeeeeee u no welll haba lmaooo, how u sef I don miss our collabo love doctor

amu ukwu:

Ezi okwu, amaghi  na i na asu igbo ofuma! Eche n'ibu onye yoruba.
Anya gi a, obu na inweghi foto i ga egosi anyi, ka any lekiri. Onye nile choro ihu foto gi.  smiley

Nkem u wan finish me o I had 2refer to my notes(taking lessons I must learn by force),I hope I make sense sha its joining I did to reply lool.

A bu m nwa igbo ma na a bu m nwa yoruba kwa, ma na ana ma gbali isu asusu anyi, ma, ihe gbasara foto ahu, ha ga eche tupu Noah rucha ugbo mmiri ya grin.Now go gentle on me I have to read ur igbo 3times b4 I understand its hard o kai,in God I trust sha
Re: She Wants Me To Hammer Her Before Going To Church! by Nobody: 5:29pm On Dec 11, 2011
Nkem u wan finish me o I had 2refer to my notes(taking lessons I must learn by force),I hope I make sense sha its joining I did to reply lool.

A bu m nwa igbo ma na a bu m nwa yoruba kwa, ma na ana ma gbali isu asusu anyi, ma, ihe gbasara foto ahu, ha ga eche tupu Noah rucha ugbo mmiri ya .Now go gentle on me I have to read your igbo 3times b4 I understand its hard o kai,in God I trust sha!
LMAO! cheesy grin cheesy grin cheesy grin
Re: She Wants Me To Hammer Her Before Going To Church! by Phate07(m): 6:48pm On Dec 11, 2011
MsDarkSkin:

PHATE!!!  shocked shocked shocked shocked cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss
I missed youuuuuuuuu!!! How are you?  cheesy

cheesy cheesy I have been great, just had a coupla projects to take care of, offline. And this place got very boring.

Missed you too. kiss kiss


Idowuogbo:

Oga phateeeeeeee u no welll haba lmaooo, how u sef I don miss our collabo love doctor

A bu m nwa igbo ma na a bu m nwa yoruba kwa, ma na ana ma gbali isu asusu anyi, ma, ihe gbasara foto ahu, ha ga eche tupu Noah rucha ugbo mmiri ya grin.
cheesy cheesy grin Badosky, you are still your vibrant self. Am fine, we had to close the clinic cos of lack of funds and clients.

Ke kwanu maka badosky jnr? Detara m akwukwo ka anyi soo ofuma. Ekele m. cheesy
Re: She Wants Me To Hammer Her Before Going To Church! by Idowuogbo(f): 7:05pm On Dec 11, 2011
^badosky jnr is fine o I send am go river we ran out of purewater lol,we can chat here abi d gist special ni
Re: She Wants Me To Hammer Her Before Going To Church! by Natasha2(f): 7:12pm On Dec 11, 2011
^I don come back grin
Re: She Wants Me To Hammer Her Before Going To Church! by Phate07(m): 7:19pm On Dec 11, 2011

I hear you Badosky, nothing special. Jnr is back from the river.
Re: She Wants Me To Hammer Her Before Going To Church! by Idowuogbo(f): 7:22pm On Dec 11, 2011
Yes o she don land,well done tashy now go bck for mangoes wink cheesy
Re: She Wants Me To Hammer Her Before Going To Church! by Natasha2(f): 7:30pm On Dec 11, 2011
oga phate how far na? long time? hammattan don blow you come nairaland grin you don come back from Imo you know even shoot gun, wetin you buy for me?  cheesy

Idowuogbo:

Yes o she don land,well done tashy now go bck for mangoes wink cheesy
lmao bad women wetin you wan do now? grin
*turns to phate* be careful oh don't fall for her tricks I'm going for mangoes I won't be here to protect you

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