ChiaMan:

I've been thinkin'. . .do ya'll think Suruman is OK instead of Chiaman?

lmms. . . . Lolz, ''suruman'' is more dan owkay

DrKlever:

@hapi buffday llnp @all wat re we celebrating cuz i c nuffin new uploaded 2 d eportal, or am i missing something? @chiaman yep, i also slept well. Mawnin bro

The login page has bn updatd. It was formerly 2010/2011 bt itz nw 2011/2012.

Happy birthday Dr. Matnat

[b][/b] oauife lets go joor[color=#006600][/color]

All is well that ends well. Mat, u re a yr closer to ur eternity. It is life that matters but d heavenly labors u put into it. @ all, i cant deceive u, ur registration might be relatively easy but d screening is 100% stressful. But to cope, shun side attractions (mountaneering, night party etc) and face ur target. Those are useless packages for freshers. Hpy Sunday.

@Matnat happy birthday 2 u I'm happy we are both born on february I'll announce d date of my BD soon. @all now dat the portal has 2011/2012 session should i try & register or what. PEACE

P.S: Pray 4 the soul of Whitney Houston she was truly a legend.

hapi byday 2 one of d greatess ICON in nairaland, may u xprience many mor in ur lyf wit gud health, wealth nd mor blessing, hip hip hip***HURRAY, enjoy ya day 2d fullest , @all gud mrnin, hw was ur nite??

Hv been unable 2 post 4 a while nw but thank God anomalous is becomin normal.mayb by nxtwk tins wil be bright.

MATNAT HAPPY BIRTHDAY

GUD MONI @ALL

@niralane.please can i have ur mobile number

Hv been unable 2 post 4 a while nw but thank God anomalous is becomin normal.mayb by nxtwk tins wil be bright.

MATNAT HAPPY BIRTHDAY

GUD MONI @ALL

orlathemayg:

Happy birthday matnat.Are you celebrating ur BD with Maltina?
Admitted in OAU,I think this ll be the best of ur birthday.  Is 26th still static,I pray we resume soon cos am tired n sick of riding bicycle along my street.

bicycle wat! . . . .subsidy. . . .ha.jst funy .

Abatsuru or suruabat

Is the VCs list out? Pls i need a fast reply. Tnx

@akin89 wich part of osun ar u stayin

I know people die everyday and this is just a coincidence, but still this is freaky! Ramsey scores V Man Utd (01/05/11) - Bin Laden died (02/05/11) Ramsey scores V Marseille (19/10/11) - Col. Gadaffi died (20/10/11) Ramsey scores V Sunderland (11/2/12) - Whitney Houston died (11/2/12) The day Ramsey broke his leg, an 8.8 magnitude Earthquake struck Chile. This guy is 'The Special One'.

Happy Birthday Matnat, Good morning friends

@all according to login attempt last year and the previous, ur username is usually jamb reg number and psw is ur date of birth. give it a trial.

Matnat u are great.how ws yemmy i miss him.@all oba n ki gbogbo ile.d portal wil b ready by 2mao evening jst kp on checking.CONGRATULATION d fees remain d same only accomodation hs nt bn released.4 those who nid hostel let b vigilant nd sharp especially we male,d space is very limited nd dont let anybody deceive u~u dont nid 2 pay anytin b4 u request 4 bdspace because of time.thanks

Abatvic:

@akin89 wich part of osun ar u stayin

Actually am an indigene of osun state precisely ilobu LGA.but presently i am in offa kwara state where i live wif my uncle. Do u live in osun state too?

@tunebob and destinguy my fb is michaelz.akinz and my 2go is michaelzy22.
@ matnat, as ur days are so shall ur strength be HBD.
:::To whitney houston i pray, may ur gentle soul rest in perfect peace. You will always b in my heart cos u re truly a legend:::

Nairalane:

All is well that ends well. Mat, u re a yr closer to ur eternity. It is life that matters but d heavenly labors u put into it. @ all, i cant deceive u, ur registration might be relatively easy but d screening is 100% stressful. But to cope, shun side attractions (mountaneering, night party etc) and face ur target. Those are useless packages for freshers. Hpy Sunday.

Thats well said.

@all,pls do we nov/dec waec result holder need a result slip from waec office apart from the computer print out copy for registration or screening.

Hey matnat. HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU.@ghydyon d prophet, how're u doing. Its really been a long time. Hope u'v confirmed ur name on the final list. @all happy sunday.

Happy happy Birthday Matnat LLNP

hold me close,
''as i wait'', let ur love surround me,
bring me near,draw me 2 ur side,
n ''as i wait'',i'll rise up like an eagle
n i'll soar wit u in d power of ur love,
Suru-d#anie
lols

¤speechless¤ Ehm. . . Whatchamacallit? ¤scratches head¤ What makes this birthday spectacular is that great people are all around! I'm more than grateful to y'all. May God celebrate y'all. I can't mention names because y'all are too great! Thanks. SHALOM.

Matnat! This is my prayer 4 u.May u nt hav any recover of sad incident in ur life.May ur hospital b da best.In JESUS NAME I PRAY.Da prophet say so.Hapi birthday matnat

Typo error.I mean record nt recover

Happy Sunday to all and sundry @Matnat, happy birthday wishing you the very best in all your endeavours.

@lummie tanx 4 d care.I havnt confirm it.I hav 2 break my vow 2 stop by nd wish d great doc.

Hapi sunday great minds

the width of one hardback book is 17 millimeters. how many books will fit on a shelf that is 34 centimeters long?

20 books @newbie2012

Bless John93!! How did you arrive at your conclusion/answer please? Thanks.