Ade: "Mummy, I got 97% in my exam!"

Mum: "Eh, so where is the remaining 3%?"

Ade: "It’s just 3%, Mummy! Nobody got 100% in the whole class!"

Mum: "So, if nobody is rich in your class, you too will not be rich? Ade, be careful o! I sent you to school for 100%, not to follow other people's failures!"

Ade: "Mummy, it’s really hard!"

Mum: "My friend, do you know what is hard? Raising a child in this economy! When I was your age, I got 110%! Now, go and read your book before I remove the remaining 3% from you!