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| Am I A Thief by MEGASTAR2(m): 3:18pm On Sep 29, 2007 |
My people,last night wen an going to bed i pray to God dat d next morning i want to eat chicken.i go to bed.wen it was about 5am i heard a cock crow at my window,wen i look up i saw a big chicken sitting on my window.then i thank God for given me a chicken,i quickly take it and kill it.so as i was eating in d morning i heard a knock on my door i found out who it was, i discovered 50soldier with machine gun,50police men with ak47,wit opc,bakasi and militants with my friend.dey said i stole a chicken dat i was under arrest.Pls my people did i stole d chicken or my prayer was accepted? |
| Re: Am I A Thief by clemcykul(f): 4:01pm On Sep 29, 2007 |
u not only stole the chicken but also wid my appetite  OLE!  did u kill the chicken or is the chicken dats killn u? |
| Re: Am I A Thief by stingersmi(m): 7:29pm On Sep 29, 2007 |
Maybe yes, Cause its not ur own No: cause ur prayer is a kin of answered. Any way wey my share!!! |
| Re: Am I A Thief by MEGASTAR2(m): 8:10pm On Sep 29, 2007 |
If God won accept prayer se he go come by him self? |
| Re: Am I A Thief by MEGASTAR2(m): 8:11pm On Sep 29, 2007 |
If God won accept prayer se he go come by him self? |
| Re: Am I A Thief by ituen(m): 8:08am On Sep 30, 2007 |
@MegaStar Na thief you thief dat chicken because: You did not start ur prayer wit "In Jesus name" You did not end ur prayer with "Tru Christ our Lord" |
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