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Reno Omokri: The “Loyal” Defender Who Can’t Catch A Ministerial Break By Popoola by Deputy1111(m): 1:16pm On Oct 24
By Oluwafemi Popoola

Oh, how the mighty have fallen or should we say, how they continue to fall without ever landing in a ministerial chair? Reno Omokri, that unyielding social media gladiator, staunch "voice of the people," and former PDP loyalist (we’ll come back to that part), has once again managed to miss a spot on President Bola Tinubu’s adjusted ministerial list.

One might expect that after tirelessly defending the APC administration's policies and bending over backwards to justify the sheer weight of suffering Nigerians are enduring, Omokri would have been given at least a pat on the back from the current government. But no, not even a glance in his direction.

How heart-wrenching it must be to watch your comrades climb up the political ladder, while you, Reno Omokri, the self-proclaimed defender of truth and fairness (in your head), remain stuck on the outside, vigorously typing away on your phone, desperately trying to trend on X (formerly Twitter). How is it possible that a man so devoted to defending the APC government and praising President Bola Tinubu to high heavens could be left off such an important list?

Let’s not forget the irony of it all. For years, Reno has portrayed himself as an "uncompromising" PDP operative. We remember his undying devotion to Atiku Abubakar, the perennial presidential aspirant. Omokri, the "Atikulated" soldier, fighting the good fight for his boss against the APC juggernaut. But then, a strange metamorphosis occurred. Suddenly, the opposition party’s sharpest mouthpiece began defending the very policies he once derided. One minute, he’s telling us that APC policies are ruining Nigeria; the next, he’s explaining to Nigerians why Tinubu’s policies are the bitter pills we all need to swallow.

Did Reno think Nigerians wouldn’t notice the flip-flop? Oh, we noticed. We noticed his swift transformation from a critic of bad governance to an apologist for an administration that has led the nation into unprecedented hardship. When the average Nigerian can barely afford a loaf of bread, Omokri is busy telling us that we must embrace these "sacrifices" for the greater good. The only sacrifice here is his credibility, and, clearly, that wasn’t even enough to secure a ministerial post.

Perhaps the most delicious irony here is that Omokri’s campaign of digital bootlicking hasn’t earned him the recognition he so clearly craves. After all that online footwork as if he’s some moral compass of our time, he didn’t even make the ministerial cut. Poor Reno. One would think that such passionate loyalty would count for something. But no, not in Tinubu’s Nigeria. Perhaps someone in Aso Rock realized that a man who can so easily flip sides might not be the most trustworthy addition to the cabinet. Just a thought.

So, dear Reno, we sympathize with you. You’ve worked so hard, typing day and night, defending policies that even your past self would have scoffed at. Yet here you are, still without a coveted title or an office in Abuja. Maybe next time. After all, you’re a veteran in the political trenches. Surely, there’s a consolation prize somewhere—perhaps an appointment as the minister of tweets?

For now, enjoy your status as the loudest cheerleader in the stands. You may not be on the field with the big boys, but hey, someone has to stay on the sidelines and defend the game, right?

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Re: Reno Omokri: The “Loyal” Defender Who Can’t Catch A Ministerial Break By Popoola by Thewrath(m): 1:17pm On Oct 24
I see

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Re: Reno Omokri: The “Loyal” Defender Who Can’t Catch A Ministerial Break By Popoola by MaziX(m): 1:18pm On Oct 24
Tinubu doesn't deal with betrayers

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Re: Reno Omokri: The “Loyal” Defender Who Can’t Catch A Ministerial Break By Popoola by DameAnnah(f): 1:22pm On Oct 24
Reno Omokri is a shameless human being! He is a loser, but like a pig who relishes in dirt! He continues his shameless job as a big f**l!

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Re: Reno Omokri: The “Loyal” Defender Who Can’t Catch A Ministerial Break By Popoola by Bobloco: 1:25pm On Oct 24
angry

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Re: Reno Omokri: The “Loyal” Defender Who Can’t Catch A Ministerial Break By Popoola by richie240: 1:25pm On Oct 24
This one is still a kid.
Who told him you have to be a minister to work for Tinubu??

Dey play!
grin

Deputy1111:

By Oluwafemi Popoola

Oh, how the mighty have fallen or should we say, how they continue to fall without ever landing in a ministerial chair? Reno Omokri, that unyielding social media gladiator, staunch "voice of the people," and former PDP loyalist (we’ll come back to that part), has once again managed to miss a spot on President Bola Tinubu’s adjusted ministerial list.

One might expect that after tirelessly defending the APC administration's policies and bending over backwards to justify the sheer weight of suffering Nigerians are enduring, Omokri would have been given at least a pat on the back from the current government. But no, not even a glance in his direction.

How heart-wrenching it must be to watch your comrades climb up the political ladder, while you, Reno Omokri, the self-proclaimed defender of truth and fairness (in your head), remain stuck on the outside, vigorously typing away on your phone, desperately trying to trend on X (formerly Twitter). How is it possible that a man so devoted to defending the APC government and praising President Bola Tinubu to high heavens could be left off such an important list?

Let’s not forget the irony of it all. For years, Reno has portrayed himself as an "uncompromising" PDP operative. We remember his undying devotion to Atiku Abubakar, the perennial presidential aspirant. Omokri, the "Atikulated" soldier, fighting the good fight for his boss against the APC juggernaut. But then, a strange metamorphosis occurred. Suddenly, the opposition party’s sharpest mouthpiece began defending the very policies he once derided. One minute, he’s telling us that APC policies are ruining Nigeria; the next, he’s explaining to Nigerians why Tinubu’s policies are the bitter pills we all need to swallow.

Did Reno think Nigerians wouldn’t notice the flip-flop? Oh, we noticed. We noticed his swift transformation from a critic of bad governance to an apologist for an administration that has led the nation into unprecedented hardship. When the average Nigerian can barely afford a loaf of bread, Omokri is busy telling us that we must embrace these "sacrifices" for the greater good. The only sacrifice here is his credibility, and, clearly, that wasn’t even enough to secure a ministerial post.

Perhaps the most delicious irony here is that Omokri’s campaign of digital bootlicking hasn’t earned him the recognition he so clearly craves. After all that online footwork as if he’s some moral compass of our time, he didn’t even make the ministerial cut. Poor Reno. One would think that such passionate loyalty would count for something. But no, not in Tinubu’s Nigeria. Perhaps someone in Aso Rock realized that a man who can so easily flip sides might not be the most trustworthy addition to the cabinet. Just a thought.

So, dear Reno, we sympathize with you. You’ve worked so hard, typing day and night, defending policies that even your past self would have scoffed at. Yet here you are, still without a coveted title or an office in Abuja. Maybe next time. After all, you’re a veteran in the political trenches. Surely, there’s a consolation prize somewhere—perhaps an appointment as the minister of tweets?

For now, enjoy your status as the loudest cheerleader in the stands. You may not be on the field with the big boys, but hey, someone has to stay on the sidelines and defend the game, right?

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Re: Reno Omokri: The “Loyal” Defender Who Can’t Catch A Ministerial Break By Popoola by advanceDNA: 1:25pm On Oct 24
MaziX:
Tinubu doesn't deal with betrayers

What's this one saying..... Is Wike an angel...

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Re: Reno Omokri: The “Loyal” Defender Who Can’t Catch A Ministerial Break By Popoola by MaziX(m): 1:33pm On Oct 24
advanceDNA:


What's this one saying..... Is Wike an angel...
who did wike betray? Are you ok? PDP killed themselves with atiku.

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Re: Reno Omokri: The “Loyal” Defender Who Can’t Catch A Ministerial Break By Popoola by Corporate2020: 1:35pm On Oct 24
Oga oooo

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Re: Reno Omokri: The “Loyal” Defender Who Can’t Catch A Ministerial Break By Popoola by Corporate2020: 1:35pm On Oct 24
richie240:
This one is still a kid.
Who told him you have to be a minister to work for Tinubu??

Dey play!
grin


The writer is a kindergarten

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Re: Reno Omokri: The “Loyal” Defender Who Can’t Catch A Ministerial Break By Popoola by advanceDNA: 1:40pm On Oct 24
MaziX:
who did wike betray? Are you ok? PDP killed themselves with atiku.

..
A PDP member supported another opposition party for Ministerial office, but somehow u are not looking in the mirror to see who is not okay.....

u can justify with wateva u like shaa...wateva makes u tinubu supporters sleep at night is fine by me

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Re: Reno Omokri: The “Loyal” Defender Who Can’t Catch A Ministerial Break By Popoola by trutharena: 1:40pm On Oct 24
Reno, we see you and we appreciate your efforts.

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Re: Reno Omokri: The “Loyal” Defender Who Can’t Catch A Ministerial Break By Popoola by helinues: 1:45pm On Oct 24
The petty writer

Did Reno tell you he's looking for ministerial position?

Reno is progressing politically while you wailers are just there like tree 🌲 for years

Eish

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Re: Reno Omokri: The “Loyal” Defender Who Can’t Catch A Ministerial Break By Popoola by MaziX(m): 1:46pm On Oct 24
advanceDNA:


..
A PDP member supported another opposition party for Ministerial office, but somehow u are not looking in the mirror to see who is not okay.....

u can justify with wateva u like shaa...wateva makes u tinubu supporters sleep at night is fine by me
PDP brought in a Northerner.. they started it first.. leave tinubu.. get your voters card again 2027

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Re: Reno Omokri: The “Loyal” Defender Who Can’t Catch A Ministerial Break By Popoola by aariwa(m): 1:49pm On Oct 24
Reno the lazy man on exile being fed and clothed by a woman because he had not worked in London for the past 8 years…at his old age he is still searching and believing to cash in on a for get rich quick opportunity from filthy crumbs falling off of the tables of the corrupt Nigerian political class

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Re: Reno Omokri: The “Loyal” Defender Who Can’t Catch A Ministerial Break By Popoola by advanceDNA: 1:51pm On Oct 24
MaziX:
PDP brought in a Northerner.. they started it first.. leave tinubu.. get your voters card again 2027

What has northerner or got to do with a Wike claiming to be in PDP yet bringing his party down for Ministerial slot..??

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Re: Reno Omokri: The “Loyal” Defender Who Can’t Catch A Ministerial Break By Popoola by ebukal67x: 1:59pm On Oct 24
Reno will be fine.

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Re: Reno Omokri: The “Loyal” Defender Who Can’t Catch A Ministerial Break By Popoola by mytime24(f): 2:08pm On Oct 24
Reno and oluomo
disappointed 😔

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Re: Reno Omokri: The “Loyal” Defender Who Can’t Catch A Ministerial Break By Popoola by OkCornel(m): 2:09pm On Oct 24
Lol, that old dude is a sellout.

He would be useful as a media aide though. Can communicate better than the current blockheads there.

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Re: Reno Omokri: The “Loyal” Defender Who Can’t Catch A Ministerial Break By Popoola by Mrfeel: 2:11pm On Oct 24
Politicians jump from one party to another it's not new in politics, but when you push your political ambition beyond politics and enters bigotry then that's when it becomes messy , we know Reno omokri provoked by ipob-s went beyond politics, and tinubu and the federal government won't give such a person an open appointment they can only pay him secretly to continue on X as an unofficial spoke person , FFK was used same way

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Re: Reno Omokri: The “Loyal” Defender Who Can’t Catch A Ministerial Break By Popoola by Anither563: 2:20pm On Oct 24
Hahaha. This is well written. Reno Omokri should be given a ministerial appointment soon if he continues to show this kind of loyalty to President Bola Ahmed Tinubu and the All Progressives Congress.

May God bless Nigeria for ever!

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Re: Reno Omokri: The “Loyal” Defender Who Can’t Catch A Ministerial Break By Popoola by Bigkoko: 2:28pm On Oct 24
Asiwaju really dealing with pasta Reno like an nkakwu rat....bite am, blow am...

Even SA job, the werey no see. Same with that AA supporter who later port to team Asiwaju. shame and hunger noo let the werey cough again!
Prof Unaneva C Sumtin is currently writing a book grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin

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Re: Reno Omokri: The “Loyal” Defender Who Can’t Catch A Ministerial Break By Popoola by Dronedude(m): 2:36pm On Oct 24
Na this kind of report or publication fit give am wetin him want.

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Re: Reno Omokri: The “Loyal” Defender Who Can’t Catch A Ministerial Break By Popoola by Mindlog: 2:45pm On Oct 24
Patsa Reno is APC's side chick, they can't wife him.

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Re: Reno Omokri: The “Loyal” Defender Who Can’t Catch A Ministerial Break By Popoola by odejimioflagos: 3:15pm On Oct 24
Reno is a great guy. He should keep his head up.

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Re: Reno Omokri: The “Loyal” Defender Who Can’t Catch A Ministerial Break By Popoola by santopelele(m): 3:17pm On Oct 24
The reno the mockery is just a fool

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Re: Reno Omokri: The “Loyal” Defender Who Can’t Catch A Ministerial Break By Popoola by blacknp(m): 3:20pm On Oct 24
richie240:
This one is still a kid.
Who told him you have to be a minister to work for Tinubu??

Dey play!
grin

Deputy1111 his day of wailing is still ahead.

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Re: Reno Omokri: The “Loyal” Defender Who Can’t Catch A Ministerial Break By Popoola by blacknp(m): 3:22pm On Oct 24
santopelele:
The reno the mockery is just a fool
Chai the guy done do you Eyepobians very strong thing.

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Re: Reno Omokri: The “Loyal” Defender Who Can’t Catch A Ministerial Break By Popoola by blacknp(m): 3:23pm On Oct 24
Mindlog:
Patsa Reno is APC's side chick, they can't wife him.
Just like they couldn’t wife Bianca Ojukwu abi?

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Re: Reno Omokri: The “Loyal” Defender Who Can’t Catch A Ministerial Break By Popoola by tundegan: 3:43pm On Oct 24
Reno no dey owe anybody explanation.

If he like make him serve the Tinubu government in the trenches, e no concern anybody.

We all know how the game works. If you dont get your own share of the national cake, you go dey rant and scream.

So Reno, keep doing you.

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Re: Reno Omokri: The “Loyal” Defender Who Can’t Catch A Ministerial Break By Popoola by iamfactor(m): 3:47pm On Oct 24
mytime24:
Reno and oluomo
disappointed 😔
+Asari

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Re: Reno Omokri: The “Loyal” Defender Who Can’t Catch A Ministerial Break By Popoola by iamfactor(m): 3:49pm On Oct 24
Rino right now

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