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Why Did'nt He Die? by StudioCFR(m): 5:25am On Dec 15, 2011
A man who has suffered so much becos of poverty was tired of life and wanted to kill himself so he decided he would die by a train accident. The next morning, he got up from his bed, wore his clothes without eating anything and went to the railway, he never knew that the train drivers
were on strike. He stood in the middle of the rails and waited from morning until evening, no train came so he was very 'TIRED and HUNGRY'. He then said: ''Let me quickly go home and eat before HUNGER will KILL ME here''.

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Re: Why Did'nt He Die? by bunmioguns(m): 5:50am On Dec 15, 2011
Laffing in chinese, Chuahahahhahahaahhahahahahahahashahahahahahahahahahaha

the joke funny no be small
Re: Why Did'nt He Die? by Dyt(f): 6:22am On Dec 15, 2011
Chuckles once
give him a once applause
Re: Why Did'nt He Die? by mikuz(m): 7:04am On Dec 15, 2011
nice!
Re: Why Did'nt He Die? by jackpot(f): 7:08am On Dec 15, 2011
rice! cheesy
Re: Why Did'nt He Die? by bingbagbo(m): 7:16am On Dec 15, 2011
JOKE GRADING: F angry
Re: Why Did'nt He Die? by jackpot(f): 7:21am On Dec 15, 2011
^
lol! cheesy
Re: Why Did'nt He Die? by yoboone(m): 7:35am On Dec 15, 2011
I'D RATHER KILLED MYSELF THAN TO COMMIT SUICIDE BECAUSE OF THIS JOKE
grin shocked

Re: Why Did'nt He Die? by StudioCFR(m): 10:01am On Dec 15, 2011
Thank you Thank you YOBO ONE FOR KEEPING THE THREAD ALIVE grin grin

and for my friends who liked the joke. . THANK YOU.

I promised to write you guys a good joke as my xmas gift to u peeps. . And i think i've delivered.

THANK YOU grin
Re: Why Did'nt He Die? by bright007(f): 11:03am On Dec 15, 2011
**Takes two magnifying lens $ an electron microscope along as I enter d thread**uses d magnifying lens $ still cant find d joke**ok,lt me use d electron microscope**
Re: Why Did'nt He Die? by jackpot(f): 11:18am On Dec 15, 2011
^
may be the OP hid the joke in his boxers! cheesy

Bright, can you zoom his boxers too? cheesy cheesy grin grin
Re: Why Did'nt He Die? by bright007(f): 11:29am On Dec 15, 2011
@jack:thanks for ur advice.I will wait for studio to come,so dat I will zoom his boxers**
Re: Why Did'nt He Die? by StudioCFR(m): 2:14pm On Dec 15, 2011
I don reply people wey matters . . .
Re: Why Did'nt He Die? by tonyfred(m): 12:34pm On Dec 16, 2011
God bless u studio.
u just make my day.
smiley wink cheesy grin cool
Re: Why Did'nt He Die? by mikuz(m): 1:02pm On Dec 16, 2011
^^
you just make my day you just made my day[/s]
so you went to night school?
;d
Re: Why Did'nt He Die? by StudioCFR(m): 1:08pm On Dec 16, 2011
tonyfred:

God bless u studio.
u just make my day.
smiley wink cheesy grin cool

God bless you too my brother grin grin
and merry christmas in advance grin
Re: Why Did'nt He Die? by mikuz(m): 1:47pm On Dec 16, 2011
mumu peeple!!
Mtcheew
Re: Why Did'nt He Die? by sylve11: 2:16pm On Dec 16, 2011
nICE joke cheesy cool
Re: Why Did'nt He Die? by StudioCFR(m): 2:19pm On Dec 16, 2011
sylve11:

nICE joke cheesy cool

Thank you my brother sylvex

merry xmas in advance grin
Re: Why Did'nt He Die? by kodylicky(f): 3:21pm On Dec 16, 2011
nice joke stud!
its been a while
Re: Why Did'nt He Die? by tonyfred(m): 3:43pm On Dec 16, 2011
ya mikus night school.
thanx though.
merry xmass in adv
Re: Why Did'nt He Die? by MrResource(m): 4:18pm On Dec 16, 2011
lol. . .nice one studio grin grin
Re: Why Did'nt He Die? by StudioCFR(m): 4:27pm On Dec 16, 2011
kody-licky:

nice joke stud!
its been a while

Hey babes. . I just dey. . Did u miss me? grin
hope u are awryt sha. . Merry xmas in advance sweerie . . And thanks for the compliment
*smiles*



@tony and mr resources. . Thank u guys, God bless u all
Merry Xmas in advance grin
Re: Why Did'nt He Die? by MrResource(m): 4:35pm On Dec 16, 2011
^so because i no add its been a while,u too no miss me undecided
Re: Why Did'nt He Die? by mikuz(m): 4:45pm On Dec 16, 2011
ggay??
Re: Why Did'nt He Die? by MrResource(m): 4:55pm On Dec 16, 2011
ggay gini grin. . na just the way im come separate us,come pack me and tony one side
Re: Why Did'nt He Die? by Nobody: 5:04pm On Dec 16, 2011
angry angry angry angry, bush pigs full here oo undecided undecided
Re: Why Did'nt He Die? by mikuz(m): 5:05pm On Dec 16, 2011
You sound like you are being neglected!
Re: Why Did'nt He Die? by Nobody: 5:23pm On Dec 16, 2011
[size=15pt] ABEG MK UNA GO VOTE STUDIO, NA EM D CAP FIT PASS,  ALL OF UNA WEY GET SENSE OOOO STRICTLY TO DOES WEY GET SENSE PLS angry angry angry angry[/size]
Re: Why Did'nt He Die? by sylve11: 5:45pm On Dec 16, 2011
mikuz:

You sound like you are being neglected!


if not neglected then what do u think is happening to him? grin grin cool
Re: Why Did'nt He Die? by mikuz(m): 5:55pm On Dec 16, 2011
Sylve!!
It just has to be negligence,
nothing else!


I pity the guy sha!
grin
Re: Why Did'nt He Die? by sylve11: 5:56pm On Dec 16, 2011
mikuz:

Sylve!!
It just has to be negligence,
nothing else!


I pity the guy sha!
grin

make i run leave u here b4 the guy show oooooooooooooooooooooooooo grin grin grin grin grin cool

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