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Omo Eko- Pls Read! by Ollap: 12:43am On Sep 30, 2007
A Nigerian man living in Sweden decided to marry a Swedish
lady in order to be legally certified via resident status, but the
lady was not aware of this. She felt he really loved her. Anyway, seeing
that Nigerian men had a bad rap in that particular part of Sweden, our chap
decided to lie to the lady. He told her he was from Uganda.

Upon marriage, the lady came home one day and informed our man
that she had just met another Swedish lady who had married a
Ugandan and they must all have dinner together.

The Naija man was somewhat perplexed, although not perceptibly,
and wondered how he'd get out of this spot. He postponed and
postponed until he could do so no more.

Finally, the day came when they were to have dinner. The other
Swede came in with her Ugandan husband and they all sat at the
table.
Our Naija chappie was very quiet. "My own don spoil today" was
all he could think.

The two Swedish ladies, wanting their husbands to mingle,
being from the same homeland, asked them to speak to each other. "Hey! It's
not everyday you meet people from home.!" they admonished.

Our Naija man, being a man of great savvy, decided that he
would just speak Yoruba, and the guy would probably assume he was from
some part of Uganda where they spoke a different language. So looking
across the table he said: "Omo Eko ni mi. Ni bo lo ti ja wa?"

The fellow looked up at our friend. His eyes lit up as he
said: "Ah, o damo niyen! Omo Eko le mi nan! Eko o nii baje"
Re: Omo Eko- Pls Read! by LadyTi1(f): 2:36pm On Oct 03, 2007
Funny!! grin grin
Re: Omo Eko- Pls Read! by efuah(f): 6:07pm On Oct 03, 2007
Ollap:

So looking
across the table he said: "Omo Eko ni mi. Ni bo lo ti ja wa?"

The fellow looked up at our friend. His eyes lit up as he
said: "Ah, o damo niyen! Omo Eko le mi nan! Eko o nii baje"
pls explain this part, i don't get it undecided
Re: Omo Eko- Pls Read! by Ollap: 7:15pm On Oct 03, 2007
It means that our guy looked at the other man accross the table and said in yoruba language: Im a lagosian; where are you from? Luckily for him the man was also in the same shoe with him so he replied with a sigh of relief: Ah! You are my man! Im also from Lagos!
Re: Omo Eko- Pls Read! by mimiko(f): 10:37pm On Oct 03, 2007
ohhhh charlie sorry about that thats where the real joke is but hope u get it now
very funny grin grin
Re: Omo Eko- Pls Read! by efuah(f): 11:51am On Oct 04, 2007
cheesy cheesy i get it now, very funny cheesy
Re: Omo Eko- Pls Read! by CrazyMan(m): 1:37pm On Oct 04, 2007
Nice one
Re: Omo Eko- Pls Read! by TawaTemi1(f): 3:34pm On Oct 04, 2007
Eko for show!!!!
Awon alagbari 4 ever. grin grin cheesy
Re: Omo Eko- Pls Read! by rubie(f): 3:50pm On Oct 04, 2007
cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy

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