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Independent Day Special (what Makes You A Nigerian?) by imoh81(m): 2:52pm On Oct 01, 2007 |
INDEPENDENT DAY SPECIAL What makes you a Nigerian? 1. You unwrapped all your gifts carefully, so that you can reuse the wrapper. 2. You call a person you’ve never met before uncle or aunt. 3. More than 90% of music CD’s and cassette in your home are illegal copies. 4. Your garage is always full of stuff because you never throw anything away, just incase you need it someday. (a gum boot without a partner and a baby walker – baby’s now 12 and you are 48). 5. You have a collection of miniature shampoo bottles from stays at hotels. ( Go cool, sweetheart, African pride…, ) 6. You always carry overweight baggage when travelling by plane. 7. If a store has a limit on the quantity of a product, then each member of the family will join separate queues to purchase the maximum quantity possible ( sugar, soap, rice, cooking fat etc during the old good days). 8. All children have annoying nicknames. 9. Nobody in your family inform you that they are coming over for a visit. ( Uncles, Wife, Sis-in-law, two nephews and a neighbor) 10. You stuff your pockets with, mints and toothpicks at restaurants. Murray mints, wrappers, and salt shakers!) 11. Your mother has a minor disagreement with her sister and does not talk to her for 10 years. 12. You only make telephone calls at cheap rate at night. 13. You never have less than20 people to meet at the airport or see you off even if it’s a local flight. 14. You keep changing your internet service provider because the first month is free. 15. Office supplies mysteriously find their way to your home. (staple machine, office pins, cello-tapes, post-it, etc,). 16. When you were young, your parents bought you clothes and shoes at least two sizes too big so that they would last longer. pls tell us what make U NIGERIAN HAPPY INDEPENDENT DAY!!!! |
Re: Independent Day Special (what Makes You A Nigerian?) by Aiphie(f): 3:06pm On Oct 01, 2007 |
LOL Them tell me say I be Nigerian wetin u wan hear again? Happy Independence day to my beloved Naija. |
Re: Independent Day Special (what Makes You A Nigerian?) by Ninjabyte(m): 4:38pm On Oct 01, 2007 |
1. When i settle down to watch the parade at Eagle square but actually knowing i might not watch it since the Problem that Has Changed (PHCN) Name can strike at any time 2. When i go to buy a gallon of petrol and discover that the price has doubled the price the previous day because the price per liter has increased. 3. When i call my brother to confirm how far with his exams in school only to discover ASUU is on strike 4. When i fix a date with my galfriend for 7:30 but actually show up 8:15 |
Re: Independent Day Special (what Makes You A Nigerian?) by Migines(m): 4:54pm On Oct 01, 2007 |
When a salesman tells me a N500 item is N1000 then says i shuld bring N600 and that he's only duin me a favor. |
Re: Independent Day Special (what Makes You A Nigerian?) by moela: 5:27pm On Oct 01, 2007 |
wen i travel on our roads and get home to take painkillers 'cos of the bad roads. |
Re: Independent Day Special (what Makes You A Nigerian?) by temmysexy(f): 10:46am On Oct 03, 2007 |
when i am invited to a party and i invite 5 other pple when i go to the cinema and i let my younger brother buy my ticket with his school ID card! cos its half the price when i hit someones car from the back and i still insist he/she is at fault! |
Re: Independent Day Special (what Makes You A Nigerian?) by saucekid(m): 4:19pm On Oct 03, 2007 |
when i poke nose in oda's business when i discuss sports at all/odd times when i live in a face me i slap you apartment when i hustle to enter molue in lagos when i use my phone to form bigboy in a public place |
Re: Independent Day Special (what Makes You A Nigerian?) by ioday(f): 5:58pm On Oct 03, 2007 |
When i discovered that one of my nieces who's visiting Lagos has been missing since yesterday |
Re: Independent Day Special (what Makes You A Nigerian?) by fyneguy: 6:11pm On Oct 03, 2007 |
What makes me Nigerian?, OK! 1. when i failed SSCE and said "WAEC gave me F9 in maths but I got C6 in chemistry' |
Re: Independent Day Special (what Makes You A Nigerian?) by Migines(m): 6:41pm On Oct 03, 2007 |
When i go to the cinemas wit all i can eat in 5hrs stuffed up in my clothing makn me luk fat just to avoid d expensive items at d cinema stores. |
Re: Independent Day Special (what Makes You A Nigerian?) by mimiko(f): 10:44pm On Oct 03, 2007 |
@ iody is that for real or, if it is sorry about that i hope u guys found her already am a nigerian wen i ve had 3 to 4 drivers license and i dont know where the hell the office is. |
Re: Independent Day Special (what Makes You A Nigerian?) by Migines(m): 10:55pm On Oct 03, 2007 |
It only shows u're tru nija |
Re: Independent Day Special (what Makes You A Nigerian?) by denisbath(m): 4:18pm On Oct 01, 2015 |
u show u are a Nigerian when u go to all social media to celebrate independence day |
Re: Independent Day Special (what Makes You A Nigerian?) by denisbath(m): 4:19pm On Oct 01, 2015 |
when u rush to new thread to book space with k . A m wow yea gud etc.without reading the post |
Re: Independent Day Special (what Makes You A Nigerian?) by denisbath(m): 4:20pm On Oct 01, 2015 |
when u quote me to talk nosense |
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