A lawyer and a blonde woman are sitting next to each other on a long
flight from LA to NY. The lawyer
leans over to her and asks if she would like to play a fun game. The
blonde is tired and just wants to take a
nap, so she politely declines and rolls over to the window to catch a
few winks. The lawyer persists,
saying that the game is really easy and a lot of fun.

He explains how the game works: "I ask you a question, and if you
don't
know the answer, you pay me,
and visa-versa."

Again, she politely declines and tries to get some sleep.

The chauvinistic lawyer figures that since his opponent is a blonde he
will easily win the match, so he
makes another offer:

"Okay, how about this "If you don't know the answer you pay me only
$5,
but if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500."

This catches the blondes attention and, figuring that there will be no
end to this torment unless she plays,
she agrees to play the game.

The lawyer asks the first question. "What's the distance from the
earth
to the moon?"

The blonde doesn't say a word, reaches in to her purse, pulls out a
five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.

Now, its the blondes turn. She asks the lawyer, "What goes up a hill
with three legs, and comes down with
four?"

The lawyer looks at her with a puzzled look. He takes out his laptop
computer and searches all his
references. He taps into the Air phone with his modem and searches the
Net and even the Library of
Congress. Frustrated, he sends E-mails to all his co-workers and
friends he knows. All to no avail.

After over an hour, of searching for the answer he finally gives up.
He
wakes the blonde and hands her
$500.

The blonde politely takes the $500 and turns away to get back to
sleep.


The lawyer, who is more than a little frustrated, wakes the blonde and
asks, "Well, so what IS the answer?"

Again without a word, the blonde reaches into her purse, hands the
lawyer $5, and goes back to sleep.

This is too funny man, where did you get this from?

l.o.l

pure jokes!!!!

nice one, so funny n mature,

Emperoh:

Olodo rabata!!!

now, this is equally funny

@poster,
funny joke

lol