A couple had only been married for two weeks. The husband, although very much in love, couldn’t wait to go out on the town and party with his old buddies.

So, he said to his new wife, “Honey, I’ll be right back.” Where are you going, Coochy Coo?” asked the wife.

“I’m going to the bar, Pretty Face. I’m going to have a beer.” The wife said, “You want a beer, my love?” She opened the door to the refrigerator and showed him 25 different kinds of beer, brands from 12 different countries: Germany, Holland, Japan, India, etc.

The husband didn’t know what to do, and the only thing that he could think of saying was, “Yes, Lollipop…but at the bar…you know…they have frozen glasses… ”

He didn’t get to finish the sentence, because the wife interrupted him by saying, “You want a frozen glass, Puppy Face?” She took a huge beer mug out of the freezer, so frozen that she was getting chills just holding it.

The husband, looking a bit pale, said, “Yes, Tootsie Roll, but at the bar they have those hors d’oeuvres that are really delicious…I won’t be long. I’ll be right back. I promise. OK?”

“You want hors d’oeuvres, Poochie h?” She opened the oven and took out 5 dishes of different hors d’oeuvres: chicken wings, pigs in blankets, mushroom caps, and pork strips.

“But my sweet honey…at the bar….you know there’s swearing, dirty words and all that…”

“You want dirty words, Cutie Pie?…”LISTEN UP D*CKHEAD! SIT DOWN, SHUT THE F*CK UP, DRINK YOUR DAMN BEER IN YOUR DAMN FROZEN MUG, AND EAT YOUR F*CKIN’ HORS D’OEUVRES. BECAUSE YOUR MARRIED ASS ISN’T GOING TO A F*CKIN’ BAR! THAT SH*IT IS OVER… GOT IT, AS*HOLE?”

…and they lived happily ever after.

Wow, what a smart lady! She’s got all the answers

yea.

*Deja vu*

heyy migs dont tell me ure longing for me 2 be like dat bride

cos i aint gonna concede to dat fuc**kn madness, sh**it, wat da hell is wrong wid u, does any mother fu***cker have anything to say , damn! freezo where da f**ck are u who is da fu**ckn d***ckhead ituen are u? hope ure not cos i bliv ure not an asshole but if u are then i bliv ure f**ckn ass will see hell

Temper celmcy temper

WHAT DA FUC!< IS WRONG WID U!?

shooo! clem na fight? cool dan na, its not the end of the world U know

TEMPRATURE RISING @ CLEM
SHOOOOOO THUNDER AND LIGHTNING

Christ! Clemcy, slow down will ya? Christiana, see what u brought outta clemcy? Jeez!

Hey pips what da F**k's going on here? What's with all the F**king swear words? Hey Clem! does the new bride remind you of some F**cking history or what? Take it easy gurl. Freaky F**king Freezy what have you done to your Clem?

damn, i guess some thing is wrong wit os fucking brain if he cant control is f**king temper.

@ clemcykul so who are u mad at prick head.

am fu****ckn mad at ur ynash

ahahhaha, not mine u can't bemad at my .,

Word!