rakel05:

[b]1) Imagine that Ua in a thick Forest,suddenly ua surrounded by Tiger,Fox,python and lion,jst waitin to feed on U. How can u put an end to this ??

ANS- U stop the imagination.


2) A man and a son were walkin home,suddenley a truck fell break and hit dem and d man died instantly.D people who were nearby took d son to an Emergency room,D surgeon refused 2 operate on d boy sayin " i cannot operate on him,he's my son" How is that Possible??

ANS- The man that died was the son grandfather, and the surgeon is the bois father and surgeons are not allowed to operate on their relation cause of emotion, that 's why he can 't operate on his son.


3) If it takes 5 people to dig a hole,how many does it take to dig an half hole??

ANS- There 's nothing like half hole, a hole is a hole


4) A man makes a claim dat he can predict the exact score of evri football game b4 it begins,And his's always right.How's dat possible??

ANS- not sure of the answer, but if score in the sentence actully means a group of twenty, then he 's basically not talking of the result of the match, but the number of players on the pitch.(I stand to be corrected)

And finally,

5) If u take 3 apples 4rm group of 5.how many do u have??

ANS- U have 3 apples

NB: No scatter ua brain oO! Lets do it once more, Daalu nu[/b][color=#000099][/color]

rakel05:

[b]1) Imagine that Ua in a thick Forest,suddenly ua surrounded by Tiger,Fox,python and lion,jst waitin to feed on U. How can u put an end to this ??

I simply snap out of the Trance, #WakeUp

2) A man and a son were walkin home,suddenley a truck fell break and hit dem and d man died instantly.D people who were nearby took d son to an Emergency room,D surgeon refused 2 operate on d boy sayin " i cannot operate on him,he's my son" How is that Possible??
A surgeon can be a man or woman, So I go with the Boy's mother,

3) If it takes 5 people to dig a hole,how many does it take to dig an half hole??
Half hole dosen't exist, Only a hole does,

4) A man makes a claim dat he can predict the exact score of evri football game b4 it begins,And his's always right.How's dat possible??
He states the score before every football game is 0-0,
And finally,

5) If u take 3 apples 4rm group of 5.how many do u have??
You still have 3 apples,
NB: No scatter ua brain oO! Lets do it once more, Daalu nu[/b][color=#000099][/color]

1stknight:

U don 't mess with a maths student

Boss Ttdiamonds:

Tis' was too cheap to be called a riddle,

rakel05:

you follow chop your school fees.
*my friend go and sleep*


too cheap abi!
abeg go repeat primary 3. and primary 5




abeg make una ans this now b4 i close Nairaland

1stknight:

No be only question 2 and 4 i fail?

DONkollione:

Q1 , I'll say my last prayers
Q2, Y shouldn't I operate him
Q3, mε̲̣̣̣̥ n rakel05 will combinee
Q4, D̶̲̥̅̊ man has been starved of bleeping ̶̲̥̅̊
Q5, 5/3 apples

oya fo repeat year 1 because u knw write jamb. u chop ur jamb money




Awaiting result, ̶̲̥̅̊ I must get A

Sophizzy:

Q1=Tiga eat Fox,Lion eat Tiga,Python swalow Lion, while I'd hv ran home since leavn bhind a tym bomb.4 rest Qs Boss ans.

angelz:

l find it dificult 2 comprehend d part that says "half a hole"
what exactly is "half a hole?what's it like?

1stknight:

U don 't mess with a maths student

rakel05:



Istknight u try but u failedno2 and 4.

com my house for your kiss

rakel05:

Let me Ansa my Questionz,

1st ,   Since the questions says,Imagine! Which means To assume or crate mental images which is not present to 2 the sence,the only way to put an end is to  STOP IMAGINING!! (u dey here dey crack ua head )

2nd,  D surgeon was her MOTHER. She'z d one who has the legal Authority 2 call him Son and claims it.

3rd,  There is Notin lyk half hole,A HOLE is a HOLE! No matter how small it is.

4th, b4 any match begins,the score will be (0-0) and dat'z wat the Man predicts and he's right. (lollll)   
   And finally,
5th,   Since i took 3 apples out of 5apples and D question demands How many apples do i hav? den I hav THREE APPLES, if 2 say d question demands how many left,den its 2 apples.
     
  MERRY XMAS in Advance, MORE puzzles 2 come sooN!  Mis'd  u all.   

Istknight u try but u failedno2 and 4.

com my house for your kiss

1stknight:

Ehn, your house ke? Abeg i no want make anybodi cut any of my pricks.

mikuz:

@1stknight,
any of ya pricks?
How many u get?


@Rakel,
ok i wan come help am collect na!
We get the same number of pricks!!

mikuz:

@1stknight,
any of ya pricks?
How many u get?


@Rakel,
ok i wan come help am collect na!
We get the same number of pricks!!

rakel05:


no ur mouth dey smell