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Re: Yab Me I Yab You : Keyboard Warriors This Way: by dani1luv: 6:50am On Dec 22, 2011 |
DONkollione: OKPONUCIOUS IMBECI, LE wey you, dat nite ehn your long kpe.kus just dey hang my network ni stupid upon nonentity upon baskatsity, no difference between you and an average madman on the street, of lagos. .bros you get striking resemblance like dat of ape Muntula!!! |
Re: Yab Me I Yab You : Keyboard Warriors This Way: by Agybabe(f): 6:55am On Dec 22, 2011 |
@donkolie the tallest man for your village пo fit climb mango tree and if he siddon for ontop maggi, him leg no go touch ground. You eat bread finish and you use the nylon sew condom. The richest man for your village, na wheelbarrow be I'm car. Them send you make you go buy family biscuit, you go they pack all your family come Them say make you go buy chinese balm, you go dey fight chinese with bald man. You blow cattarh put for plate, you go tell you parents say "mama, papa see our morning akamu You drink coke you come dey arrest bottle You drink burukutu finish, you go they dry belle for sun You say you wan commit suicide, instead to put the rope for neck, na for belle you put am because you пo breath well. You see two kulikuli dey fight, instead of you to seperate them, you carry one eat. You mess udala fruit (agbalumo) tye scarf. "DON'T TRY ME" |
Re: Yab Me I Yab You : Keyboard Warriors This Way: by dani1luv: 7:09am On Dec 22, 2011 |
Agybabe: YOU WAN KILL AM , |
Re: Yab Me I Yab You : Keyboard Warriors This Way: by Nobody: 8:29am On Dec 22, 2011 |
^^^^ @dani, u carry last for ya class sotaaay dem com dey call u last man standing, WITH YA HEAD LYK "THIS LAND IS NOT FOR SALE" @AGYBABE, choi na only me u dish d yab for, , u for help me share am na, BUT MANAGE DIS ONE, u worwor sotay ur face com resemble wetin dem dey use seperate fight. , with ya eye like torch without battery |
Re: Yab Me I Yab You : Keyboard Warriors This Way: by dani1luv: 8:39am On Dec 22, 2011 |
wey you, as you black reach them dey mark you absent for class , bushpigg, with you k-legs like that of scissors kick |
Re: Yab Me I Yab You : Keyboard Warriors This Way: by Nobody: 8:59am On Dec 22, 2011 |
^^^ notorious animal lover u bleep she-goat for ya village ya joystick nor gree comot from socket u com dey shout " help! help! dis goat carry padlock for pu, ss.y" , WITh ya head like "pls do not park here" |
Re: Yab Me I Yab You : Keyboard Warriors This Way: by Mrdani1luv: 10:27am On Dec 22, 2011 |
idiotic animal, like say I nor catch you wey you dey ra.p.e tsetsefly for inside transformer, inbuit muscless animal |
Re: Yab Me I Yab You : Keyboard Warriors This Way: by bunmioguns(m): 11:12am On Dec 22, 2011 |
Agybabe: Chei Come my house make I knack u akpako, name your price |
Re: Yab Me I Yab You : Keyboard Warriors This Way: by dani1luv: 11:23am On Dec 22, 2011 |
^^ na albino babe you dey find agy na albino babe nah and she short pass tiger battery |
Re: Yab Me I Yab You : Keyboard Warriors This Way: by bunmioguns(m): 11:31am On Dec 22, 2011 |
dani1luv: I not fit laff o, abeg |
Re: Yab Me I Yab You : Keyboard Warriors This Way: by dani1luv: 11:49am On Dec 22, 2011 |
bunmioguns: Her 2nd name too nah ashy chei, I bin think say you be ha hubby nah |
Re: Yab Me I Yab You : Keyboard Warriors This Way: by bunmioguns(m): 12:38pm On Dec 22, 2011 |
dani1luv: Hubby ke, where u wan make i carry the |
Re: Yab Me I Yab You : Keyboard Warriors This Way: by dani1luv: 12:43pm On Dec 22, 2011 |
bunmioguns:wetin you mean now, say agy na local babe? |
Re: Yab Me I Yab You : Keyboard Warriors This Way: by Agybabe(f): 12:55pm On Dec 22, 2011 |
All of una wan provoke my yabbing skills shey! I sure say una head dey heat, little wonders why una brain dey leak of airconditioner water! Asap! |
Re: Yab Me I Yab You : Keyboard Warriors This Way: by Nobody: 9:54pm On Dec 22, 2011 |
^^^^ Abeg u too much, u go marry beta husband jawe, just dey helep me yab dem i go dey gv u cover, @BUNMIOGUNS AND DANI1LUV See as una fat, for una house dem dey use gate as door, with una head lyk "OSHODI PARK" , una balls like cube of suger , CASTERATED men way dey plan to rape woman, ** omo i dey run outta yabs abeg mk persin back me up** ** |
Re: Yab Me I Yab You : Keyboard Warriors This Way: by Agybabe(f): 12:00am On Dec 23, 2011 |
See am, he want more You see rainbow, you come dey call am traffic light |
Re: Yab Me I Yab You : Keyboard Warriors This Way: by Nobody: 10:31am On Dec 23, 2011 |
^^^ u dey yab me ? si ya face as pimple full am, e com b lyk sandpaper, , with ya leg lyk bow and arrow , ya mouth lyk mosquito probosis, @MRDANI1LUV si ya head lyk uncompleted building, ya face lyk MTN recharge card. , d fatest man for ya village no pass chewing stick, **I still dey here gidigba** no chaking** |
Re: Yab Me I Yab You : Keyboard Warriors This Way: by bunmioguns(m): 1:08pm On Dec 23, 2011 |
DONkollione: Omuti Osi, You drink so tey you go sleep for inside gutter, cum dey sing Their is no place like home |
Re: Yab Me I Yab You : Keyboard Warriors This Way: by Nobody: 5:26pm On Dec 23, 2011 |
^^^ ya papa na custodian for okija shrine .with ya nose lyk bra, ya head like g string |
Re: Yab Me I Yab You : Keyboard Warriors This Way: by Agybabe(f): 5:51pm On Dec 23, 2011 |
See your life! I no get pimples, no spots of any kind. Before you resemble the thing wey them dey use create chimpanzee! |
Re: Yab Me I Yab You : Keyboard Warriors This Way: by Nobody: 5:58pm On Dec 23, 2011 |
^^^ okay na si as ya face straight like cigarette no wonder eye glass no fit enter ya face . with ya nyash lyk tooth pick |
Re: Yab Me I Yab You : Keyboard Warriors This Way: by Idowuogbo(f): 2:17am On Dec 24, 2011 |
Yepa Bado don enter o Ewoo see as d guy head big, I dey wonder if na dia museum dey store dia antique. |
Re: Yab Me I Yab You : Keyboard Warriors This Way: by Nobody: 1:16pm On Dec 24, 2011 |
^^^ ̶̲̥̅̊ Bado I trowey salute oo. Una don kill mε̲̣̣̣̥ for hia ̶̲̥̅̊ ma bullet don finish I surrender ** raises Hands Up n kneels down ** |
Re: Yab Me I Yab You : Keyboard Warriors This Way: by dani1luv: 1:12pm On Dec 25, 2011 |
DONkollione:scumbag, go slap you worwor face to an ecrypted page jor, mugu upon nonenity, you nor know who you jam with your muscle like skeletal system |
Re: Yab Me I Yab You : Keyboard Warriors This Way: by Nobody: 6:30pm On Dec 25, 2011 |
^^ See ya head lyk rice and beans ̶̲̥̅̊ ̶̲̥̅̊ if I blow u slap u go dey piss n shitt 2geda Undiluted messmorised nincompoopscious mumuscious dondeyism ̶̲̥̅̊ SOURCE : HON. PATRICK |
Re: Yab Me I Yab You : Keyboard Warriors This Way: by Idowuogbo(f): 7:11pm On Dec 25, 2011 |
DONkollione:no surrrender yet jare i wan test my yabbing skills Guy y ur head get dentations , dem use prick chook u wen u dey inside ur mama belle ni |
Re: Yab Me I Yab You : Keyboard Warriors This Way: by Nobody: 7:37pm On Dec 25, 2011 |
^^ Wen dem born u NEPA take light nowonder u com black like charcoal ̶̲̥̅̊ With ya head like NEPA BILL, ya neck like NEPA POLE |
Re: Yab Me I Yab You : Keyboard Warriors This Way: by lilkech(m): 6:50pm On Dec 27, 2011 |
lOl SEE YABZ EVEN PEOPLE I NEVER BELIEVED HAD THE GUTZ TO DO SO MAKE I RUN COMOT FAST BEFORE PERSON DASH ME THE ONE WEY GO MAKE ME HANG FACE LIKE ' MONKEY WEY LICK LIME ' |
Re: Yab Me I Yab You : Keyboard Warriors This Way: by dani1luv: 7:09pm On Dec 27, 2011 |
DONkollione:You never still learn your lesson , you nor know who you jam, i.iidiot with ya legs like insect biceps your nose like mosquito antennae and ya 1inch p,.rick like my mtn f@stlinks, wey nor dey bring network at all capascious gbeskisity imbecia,ll lilkech: Oga, as I see you two left k-legs and your head like coconut, you go sabi yab |
Re: Yab Me I Yab You : Keyboard Warriors This Way: by lilkech(m): 7:31pm On Dec 27, 2011 |
dani1luv: SO U GET MIND DEY YAB MY LEG WEN OUR MATH TEACHER BEEN DEY USE YOUR OWN LEG DEY DO ' BODMAS ' EXAMPLE FOR CLASS THAT YEAR U DON FORGET SAY UR LEG RESEMBLE ' BRACKET ' * ( ) * D ONE WEY VEX ME PASS BE SAY U WAN COME YAB MY HEAD NA SO UR POPSI DRAG U GO CHECK-UP YESTERDAY NA HIM DOCTOR OPEN YOUR ' RIGHT EAR ' COME TELL UR PAPA SAY " OGA , THERE IS NOTHING ' LEFT ' INSIDE THIS EAR " . . . HIM COME TURN GO UR ' LEFT EAR' COME OPEN AM LOOK INSIDE TELL UR PAPA SAY " SAH , THERE IS NOTHING ' RIGHT ' INSIDE THIS ONE " |
Re: Yab Me I Yab You : Keyboard Warriors This Way: by muyoto: 7:54pm On Dec 27, 2011 |
^^^LMAAAOO!!!1 |
Re: Yab Me I Yab You : Keyboard Warriors This Way: by dani1luv: 8:30pm On Dec 27, 2011 |
lilkech:You dun talk finish, na only observation I make, you come dey misyarn nonsense , If i talk now dem bin, don, and oderemo go dey beg, you be apology sef |
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