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Men Vs Women by mustspin: 11:22am On Dec 20, 2011
Friendship between women: A woman doesn’t come home one night. The next day she tells her husband that she had slept over at a girlfriend's house.
The husband calls his wife's 10 best friends. None of them know anything about it.

Friendship between men: A man doesn’t come home one night. The next day he tells his wife that he had slept over at a friend’s house. The wife calls her husband's 10 best men friends. Eight of them confirm that he had slept over, and two claim that he was still there.
Re: Men Vs Women by rakel05(f): 11:27am On Dec 20, 2011
tank God Mustpin my husband don confess grin grin grin
Re: Men Vs Women by angelz(f): 11:35am On Dec 20, 2011
To some extent, u r right.
that's y av got more male frnds dan female.
Re: Men Vs Women by rakel05(f): 11:38am On Dec 20, 2011
;d ;d ;d
Re: Men Vs Women by mustspin: 11:43am On Dec 20, 2011
talking about loyalty and brotherhood, we guyz got it tongue tongue tongue
Re: Men Vs Women by mikuz(m): 8:25pm On Dec 20, 2011
Rakel whos' ya husband??
Re: Men Vs Women by dani1luv: 8:31pm On Dec 20, 2011
okay grin
Re: Men Vs Women by mustspin: 9:10am On Dec 21, 2011
mikuz mikuz, ask me d question cuz na me be her 1 and only hubby
Re: Men Vs Women by mikuz(m): 4:54pm On Dec 21, 2011
so na u dey marry rakel?
But wait o,
i never see you service her *** na ??
Or are the ceremonial husband?
Just asking . .
No offiense pls!
Re: Men Vs Women by bingbagbo(m): 5:00pm On Dec 21, 2011
JOKE GRADING: F









REMARKS: SMH
Re: Men Vs Women by mustspin: 5:40pm On Dec 21, 2011
mikuz:

so na u dey marry rakel?
But wait o,
i never see you service her *** na ??
Or are the ceremonial husband?
Just asking . .
No offiense pls!
angry angry angry angry angry so i for carry her cum nl cum service abi. . .mtsheeew
Re: Men Vs Women by zealot4me(f): 5:47pm On Dec 21, 2011
mikuz:

so na u dey marry rakel?
But wait o,
i never see you service her *** na ??
Or are the ceremonial husband?
Just asking . .
No offiense pls!


MIKUZ! MIKUZ MIKUZ  shocked
Re: Men Vs Women by mikuz(m): 5:47pm On Dec 21, 2011
badt guy,
ya mind don enter cum cum,
na wetin i mean be dat?
Abeg o!!
Re: Men Vs Women by mikuz(m): 5:54pm On Dec 21, 2011
zealot4me:


MIKUZ! MIKUZ MIKUZ  shocked 
zealot,
will you stop screaming my name?
Did I touch ya table of CONTents?
grin
Re: Men Vs Women by zealot4me(f): 1:59pm On Dec 22, 2011
mikuz:

zealot,
will you stop screaming my name?
Did I touch ya table of CONTents?
grin


U DARE NT tongue
Re: Men Vs Women by mikuz(m): 3:40pm On Dec 22, 2011
ok watch me . . .
*mikuz draws closer to her,guides her to a dark corner near her parking lot and . . .*
Re: Men Vs Women by zealot4me(f): 3:58pm On Dec 22, 2011
mikuz:

ok watch me . . .
*mikuz draws closer to her,guides her to a dark corner near her parking lot and . . .*


*gives him a kick on d groin* amma ya mate? tongue
Re: Men Vs Women by mikuz(m): 4:57pm On Dec 22, 2011
*mikuz drags her back,impels her to lean backwards, against the rear door of her car as he starts unzipping his trousers . . . *
Re: Men Vs Women by Nobody: 5:30am On Dec 23, 2011
cheesy

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