Women's English:

Yes = No
No = Yes
Maybe = No

I'm sorry = You'll be sorry
We need = I want
It's your decision = The correct decision should be obvious by now.
Do what you want = You'll pay for this later.
We need to talk = I need to complain.
Sure go ahead = I don't want you to.
I'm not upset = Of course I'm upset, you slowpoke!
You're so manly = You need a shave and you sweat a lot.
You're certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think about?
Be romantic, turn out the lights = I have flabby thighs.
This kitchen is so inconvenient = I want a new house.
I want new curtains = and carpeting, and furniture, and wallpaper,
Hang the picture there = NO, I mean hang it there!
I heard a noise = I noticed you were almost asleep.
Do you love me? = I'm going to ask for something expensive.
How much do you love me? = I did something today you're really not going to like.
I'll be ready in a minute = Kick off your shoes and find a good game on TV.
Is my butt fat? = Tell me I'm beautiful.
You have to learn to communicate = Just agree with me.
Are you listening to me!? = [Too late, you're dead.]
Was that the baby? = Why don't you get out of bed and walk him until he falls asleep.
I'm not yelling! = Yes, I am yelling because I think this is Important.
The same old thing = Nothing
Nothing = Everything
Everything = My PMS is acting up.
Nothing, really = It's just that you're such an asshole.
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Men's English:

"I'm hungry" = I'm hungry.
"I'm sleepy" = I'm sleepy.
"I'm tired" = I'm tired.
"Do you want to go to a movie?" = I'd eventually like to have sex with you.
"Can I take you out to dinner?" = I'd eventually like to have sex with you.
"Can I call you sometime?" = I'd eventually like to have sex with you.
"May I have this dance?" = I'd eventually like to have sex with you.
"Nice dress!" = Nice cleavage!
"You look tense, let me give you a massage." = I want to handle you.
"What's wrong?" = I don't see why your making such a big deal about this.
"What's wrong?" = What meaningless self-inflicted psychological trauma are you going through now?
"What's wrong?" = I guess sex tonight is out of the question.
"I'm bored." = Do you want to have sex?
"I love you." = Let's have sex now.
"I love you, too." = Okay, I said it, we'd better have sex now!
"Yes, I like the way you cut your hair." = I liked it better before.
"Yes, I like the way you cut your hair." = $50 and it doesn't look that much different!
"Let's talk." = I am trying to impress you by showing you that I am a deep person and maybe then you'd like to have sex with me.
"Will you marry me?" = I want to make it illegal for you to have sex with other guys.
(while shopping) "I like that one better." = Pick any freakin' dress and let's go home!
"I don't think that blouse and that skirt go well together." = I am gay.

hahahaha weldone guy

***yawnsssssss***

Sijo01:

***yawnsssssss***

You agree men are much more honest than women by our talks?

OP a girl's NO can actually mean NO,y'all had better realized that.

dry!!!

slimyem:

dry!!!

cool smiles u got there on ur profile pix,

segunjowo:

cool smiles u got there on your profile pix,

thanks but is that why we are here?

slimyem:

thanks but is that why we are here?

I never knew it a crime to give compliment where necessary. Sorry if it bothers you.

Sez is all d dudes can tink of nah wah oo

^^me sef tire my sister

She's making a joke of you.

segunjowo:

You agree men are much more honest than women by our talks?

says who?

bekay911:

Sez is all d dudes can tink of nah wah oo

. What else is there to think about? Haven't you heard that the thought crosses a guys mind every 7 secs? What else gives one more pride than fathering a son?

MarcAnthon:

. What else is there to think about? Haven't you heard that the thought crosses a guys mind every 7 secs? What else gives one more pride than fathering a son?

Why does it have to be a son?

:-x :-x :-x

MarcAnthon:

:-x :-x :-x

That's why men cheat so much because they always want to hump everyday and anything. Just hump, hump, and hump.

They say men do it to bring little ones in the world, WRONG! They do it because they are natural dogs.

Mrs, Chima:

That's why men cheat so much because they always want to hump everyday and anything. Just hump, hump, and hump.

They say men do it to bring little ones in the world, WRONG! They do it because[b] they are natural dogs[/b].

strongly agree!!!

Mrs, Chima:

That's why men cheat so much because they always want to hump everyday and anything.  Just hump, hump, and hump.  

They say men do it to bring little ones in the world, WRONG!  They do it because they are natural dogs.

. Don't even go there. Was just pulling y'alls legs with that comment. For one the whole sex thought every 7 seconds theory is inaccurate. According to more recent studies it's actually like 19 times a day as compared to 10 times daily for women http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-504763_162-57332976-10391704/men-think-about-sex-every-7-seconds-what-study-says/ So there really isn't such significant difference.
Also women are catching up fast on the cheating thing. It's now around 20% for men and 15% for women. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-1211104/Think-men-unfaithful-sex-A-study-shows-WOMEN-biggest-cheats--theyre-just-better-lying-it.html
Then again consider that when men cheat, there's often no emotional attachment to the women involved. It's just for the sex. But it's a different case for women. So pray tell, which is worse. Y'all are just better at concealing and lying about it

MarcAnthon:

. Don't even go there. Was just pulling y'alls legs with that comment. For one the whole sex thought every 7 seconds theory is inaccurate. According to more recent studies it's actually like 19 times a day as compared to 10 times daily for women http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-504763_162-57332976-10391704/men-think-about-sex-every-7-seconds-what-study-says/ So there really isn't such significant difference.
Also women are catching up fast on the cheating thing. It's now around 20% for men and 15% for women. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-1211104/Think-men-unfaithful-sex-A-study-shows-WOMEN-biggest-cheats--theyre-just-better-lying-it.html
Then again consider that when men cheat, there's often no emotional attachment to the women involved. It's just for the sex. But it's a different case for women. So pray tell, which is worse. Y'all are just better at concealing and lying about it

Let me see here, if men who cheats or Bleep around aren't attach to the women involved then WHY THE HELL ARE men stalking them AFTER ONE NIGHT STANDS OR BOOTYCALLS?

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bekay911:

Sez is all d dudes can tink of nah wah oo

Which other things do u want d dudes to think of nah?[quote author=slimyem link=topic=829212.msg9804147#msg9804147 date=1324391467]
^^me sef tire my sister

[color=#770077] taya nah

Mrs, Chima:

Let me see here, if men who cheats or bleep around aren't attach to the women involved then WHY THE HELL ARE men stalking them AFTER ONE NIGHT STANDS OR BOOTYCALLS?

Because after the first time, naturally they think it will be easier to bed the women again than going off to look for another. Simple. THERE IS OFTEN NO EMOTIONAL ATTACHMENT INVOLVED, unlike for women. He saw an easy opportunity and was too weak to resist. Women give it a lot more thought.
Not to justify any wrongdoing though, just saying.

MarcAnthon:

Because after the first time, naturally they think it will be easier to bed the women again than going off to look for another. Simple. THERE IS OFTEN NO EMOTIONAL ATTACHMENT INVOLVED, unlike for women. He saw an easy opportunity and was too weak to resist. Women give it a lot more thought.
Not to justify any wrongdoing though, just saying.

That's some of the most BULLSHITTIEST arse poo I have ever heard in my entire life on NAIRALAND!

In order to "stalk" someone, you must have fixation, attraction, and attachment to the person.  You are not going to chase someone that you have no interest in BOTTOM LINE. 

You say that women are more likely to be emotionally attach to their intimate partners than men which is a LIE.  NEWFLASH: if a man STALKS a woman after ONE bleep, he is ATTACHED to her.  If women are easy to bleep then why keep going back to the same chick without any attachments?  That isn't making any sense!

There are some COLD ARSE female and male players and generalizing that women are more likely to be emotionally attach to men is like saying crackheads are EXCELLENT bank tellers!

Mrs, Chima:

That's some of the most BULLSHITTIEST arse poo I have ever heard in my entire life on NAIRALAND!

In order to "stalk" someone, you must have fixation, attraction, and attachment to the person.  You are not going to chase someone that you have no interest in BOTTOM LINE. 

You say that women are more likely to be emotionally attach to their intimate partners than men which is a LIE.  NEWFLASH: if a man STALKS a woman after ONE bleep, he is ATTACHED to her.  If women are easy to bleep then why keep going back to the same chick without any attachments?  That isn't making any sense!

There are some COLD ARSE female and male players and generalizing that women are more likely to be emotionally attach to men is like saying crackheads are EXCELLENT bank tellers! 

What % of men actually stalk women? We are talking about the rule not the exceptions. And I didn't exactly say that women are easier to bleep, just that after the first time, naturally it becomes EASIER with these women than some other fresh one, which could explain why the man may want to go back to the same woman. The process from first meet up to the bedroom takes some time in most cases. The man will not abandon a sealed deal in a jiffy to go start another fresh process with some woman. True, over time emotions may begin to play out but let's not get ahead of ourselves.
What you have to concede like the original post and studies show, is that for the man it is much more about the sex than it is for the woman, hence the greater emotional attachment for her. I thought that was a given. Quit looking at the exceptions!

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MarcAnthon:

What % of men actually stalk women? We are talking about the rule not the exceptions. And I didn't exactly say that women are easier to bleep, just that after the first time, naturally it becomes EASIER with these women than some other fresh one, which could explain why the man may want to go back to the same woman. The process from first meet up to the bedroom takes some time in most cases. The man will not abandon a sealed deal in a jiffy to go start another fresh process with some woman. True, over time emotions may begin to play out but let's not get ahead of ourselves.
What you have to concede like the original post and studies show, is that for the man it is much more about the sex than it is for the woman, hence the greater emotional attachment for her. I thought that was a given. Quit looking at the exceptions!

I agree with you 100%. men find it easier with women after the first time, cos their code is broken already.

LMAO@find it easier after sexing ONE WOMAN but claimed women are easy!   

Is THIS the reason why MEN PLAYERS have dwindled since 1920's?

I knew we had some PUNK ARSE MEN but damn!

Mrs Chima the defender of the woman universe!  .
Shouldn't you be celebrating that men players have dwindled?