Some days you wake up and just know the universe has it out for you. This was one of those days. I had a job interview — and not just any job interview — a remote one for a big-shot company.

You[b][/b] know, the type where they say things like “competitive environment” and “innovative solutions” but really mean “we’ll overwork you and give you pizza once a year.”

I was prepared. Suit on top, shorts on the bottom, CV polished, and a prayer whispered to avoid disgrace. My Nigerian parents had already blessed me with a motivational pep talk:
“Don’t go there and pour sand in your own garri!”

I was ready to conquer. Or so I thought.

The Calm Before the Storm

The interview started smoothly. The panel looked serious — stiff blazers, stern faces, and voices so formal they probably iron their socks.

I introduced myself confidently:

“Good morning, I’m Tobi, and I’m passionate about—”

Then, out of nowhere, I heard it.

The Speaker of Doom

A voice boomed from my Bluetooth speaker:

“AYEEE! SHAKE THAT YANSH! SHAKE IT!”

I froze. My soul left my body, did a lap around the room, and came back. My Bl…Continue Reading Here

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