Lol.........more creative writing to you......it would dawn immediately to those who co habited with SPEEDY GONZALEZ and the rest of its clan.....reminds me of this huge one with balls that got me thinking it could impregnate a lady.....the way it escaped our traps like a trained CIA agent amazes me..it died of old age finally ...am sure cats in my area would have attended its funeral service.

Allureoftheseas:


what is this nonsense?

How can you read such a creatively written , witty article like this and call it NONSENSE. YOUR COMMENT is the NONSENSE. Oh......until it comes in simple primary school English, and is about one guy's sexual escapades, that's when it won't be nonsense
Maybe you should go and write yours. We need variety, and not just one way stories about politics and sexuality. Not tonto dike threads that will probably make you happy.

To me, your own comment is the NONSENSE. Jeez people find it so hard to think.

haibe:
Bulshit

Boy and girl story fan. You probably want to read about politics and sex. BULLSHIT.......right back @ you.

This story was first written by Ishilove on December 22, 2011 and had consequently made front page on February 20, 2015. That's 4years is counting.

Well, it still possess the valour, flavor and rigidity it was earlier prepared with. This one small work of Ishilove is really humorous and got me cachinating big time.

I love the Grammars! It improves my Lingua!

dexterinc2003:
This post was created in 2011 and hit front page in 2015..lesson 1: never ever give up.

Lesson 2: have a boyfriend who is a supermod or whose name is Seun.... No offence,but how this article has resurfaced to front page beggars belief... I smell a rat...

Bookmarked. Nice one

Allureoftheseas:


what is this nonsense?

Ask google

Ishilove:

I must declare,mine head doth swell,sir!
Thank you for the compliments sir,but I am still growing as a writer and I have a very long way to go.
No I don't have a blog. It hasn't caught my fancy... yet...

What's soulspasm for if not blog?

Allureoftheseas:


what is this nonsense?

It's far, far, far better than all the craps u've been spewing on this forum. Sonofabitch!

Vstuffs:
Very nice. I wonder whether you are a novelist. Please,I need that book of death too

Thanks sir. Aspiring novelist

Dyoungstar:




What's soulspasm for if not blog?

That comment predates soulspasms

Thanks for all the comments, folks. It is very encouraging because I've not written in quite a while and reading your comments is bringing my groove back. I appreciate them so much.

Thanks guys.

Reference:


Okay oh. And which software gives you 13 from 11 - 15. Lemme guess....'Microsoft Retardation?...

Oh oh my bad...I ws taking it to b 2001...dnt mind me...and u didnt need to b insultive abt it.

The name got me like ' what the heck?' but I sure had a good laugh.


You've REALLY got talent

At first I was angry and confused to y this is on FP. But nna b4 I know it I was watching and creating a whole new movie in my head at the same time...wow you gat talent really....9ja I love this country die..trully you just made me proud

Ishilove:

Uhhhh...right...
Ratigan is more like it :-)

Ratigan the greatest criminal rat!!!

Beautiful piece OP. Nice anecdotal work. Excellent bod...

Nice one Ishi... Well done. keep it hoisted.

Interesting write up.

The way you made the characters so grand Ishi. We're talking about rats here

Only a very good writer can effectively pull such a stunt. Still a fan

An0nimus:
The way you made the characters so grand Ishi. We're talking about rats here

Only a very good writer can effectively pull such a stunt. Still a fan

Lol. Now that you mention it, they do seem larger-than-life,don't they?

Thanks

Capital, Fabulous, Beautiful one, Ishi.

Sheikwonder:



Lesson 2: have a boyfriend who is a supermod or whose name is Seun.... No offence,but how this article has resurfaced to front page beggars belief... I smell a rat...

You've got a very useful "Nose" brother!
Who knows, maybe its your NOSE that we will be buying in the nearest future.... to 'locate' these freaking Monsters on four legs?
Please dont let it go, its a talent you got there (Smelling Rats! ).... but for, l think you should Open the Book of Death.

As for Ishilove, you never know the good that is deposited inside you.... until you try it out.

I dont want to imagine "Hot, straw-coloured " (depending on what she drank the night before) jets of tasteless liquid raining down on Spikey Gonzalez from what would probably look like Noah's 40days downpour version 2.0,..... on one of those "confess your sins rain" that flush all the dirts of Lagos onto the main road! He must be thinking: Who did l offend now?

But a word of caution here!
Kamoru's offsprings have been seen to "leap-up" in a final show of desperation ...and they have these "nasty looking daggers" in place of what is supposed to be teeth ..... God forbid Spikey or one of his more technologically advanced descendants, decide to take a little "nib" at some soft "open heavens" pouring down this rain of fire on him ......before passing to the great beyond?

Accidents do happen but that one will be beyond calling the neighbours to come and have a look ..or would you if it were you?

I no sabi book. abeg!


Lastpage!

Ishilove:

Lol. Now that you mention it, they do seem larger-than-life,don't they?

Thanks

Yeap but they're cooler that way

A nice right up has 2 do wit reality, got me laughin esp durin d family meetin.

Baddestguyp:
am I the only one who doesn't understand this at all

get a dictionary