Three Naija nuns die and go to heaven. At the Pearly Gates, they are met by St. Peter. He says "Sisters, you all led such wonderful lives that I'm granting you six months to go back to earth and be anyone you want to be.

"The first nun says, "I want to be Jennifer Lopez;" and *poof* she's gone.

The second says, "I want to be Angelina Jolie" and *poof* she's gone.

The third says, "I want to be Sara Pipalini."St. Peter looks perplexed.

"Who?" he says."Sara Pipalini;" replies the nun.

St. Peter shakes his head and says; "I'm sorry, but that name just doesn't ring a bell.

"The nun then takes a newspaper out of her hood and hands it to St. Peter. He reads the paper and starts laughing.

He hands it back to her and says "No sister, the paper says it was the 'Sahara Pipeline' that was laid by 1,400 men in 6 months."

Contagious CONGY!

She has held bak enuf so now she wants a mass attack.

she can come to me after all my screw driver is gettn rusted due to no service

(i dont giv a sh*****t) but if u beg for sh**t u can be lucky be have it