the joke  will be posted at exactly 6PM, be the first to read it okay?  byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Una dey craze pass

6PM don pass o!

Mtcheeeeew, rubbish of the highest order, lowest entropy

6pm tonight!, dont miss it. , trust me!

Mr Yoke President get a life please

@bin:Go and subsidise your brain!

My therapist told me the way to achieve true inner peace is to finish what I start.

So far today, I have finished two bags of chips and a chocolate cake.

I feel better already.


gillette

the joke will finally be posted 2night, at 8PM, U CANT AFFORD TO PISS miss it!

An Urhobo man invited his friends for his father's burial, after lowering the coffin, they put yam, rice, meat etc, into the grave. An Hausa man asked why? The Urhobo man smiled & said, ''According to our tradition, the dead man is going on a long journey & need all the food items. The Hausa man dropped £500 inside, and said ''When the food finish, buymore''. The Yoruba man also dropped £500. The Igbo man brought out his cheque book &
wrote a cheque of £1500 & took the £1000 notes as change. U wan try IGBO MAN?

^^^

weytin dey wrong your question mark head?

Honestly speaking you can only get better

apocalypse:

Honestly speaking you can only get better

i know!

You don't even get it , the joke is on you. I see it went over your head

apocalypse:

You don't even get it , the joke is on you. I see it went over your head

not the best one but thanks for trying

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^^^
are you a pilot?

Guy, i pity ur condition ooo

Here is the funniest Akpors joke:

Akpors and his wife never fought for 25yrs of their mariage!!! . A friend asked him how he had managed to make it possible.
He narrated, "We went for our Honeymoon in Australia 25years ago, and while riding on a horse, my wife's horse jumped & my wife fell down. She then got up, patted the Horse's back and said 'this is your first time'.
After a while,it happened again. She patted the horse again and said 'this is your second time". The horse did it again the 3rd time, she brought out a gun and shot the horse dead.
I was so shocked and shouted at her, 'Are you crazy!!? What's wrong with you!!? Why did you kill the horse...... She gave me a grave look and said 'THIS YOUR FIRST TIME". Ever since then we have been living very happily

sweetiePe: Here is the funniest Akpors joke:

Akpors and his wife never fought for 25yrs of their mariage!!! . A friend asked him how he had managed to make it possible.
He narrated, "We went for our Honeymoon in Australia 25years ago, and while riding on a horse, my wife's horse jumped & my wife fell down. She then got up, patted the Horse's back and said 'this is your first time'.
After a while,it happened again. She patted the horse again and said 'this is your second time". The horse did it again the 3rd time, she brought out a gun and shot the horse dead.
I was so shocked and shouted at her, 'Are you crazy!!? What's wrong with you!!? Why did you kill the horse...... She gave me a grave look and said 'THIS YOUR FIRST TIME". Ever since then we have been living very happily