1. Guys and music Artist will start
posing with 50 gallons
of petrol in pictures and
videos.

2. People who have gone to
the village for
holiday might not return.

3. The neighbouhoods will be dead
silent not even 1
generator will be heard.

4. Bicycle sellers will report a
rise in sales.

5. You can deposit your fuel
at zenith
bank,guarantee bank or any
bank close 2 you for safe keeping.

6. Bride price will increase and
may even include
20 litres of petrol.

7. Dont be shocked if you're
slapped for trying
to burn a thief with petrol.

8. Barbing Saloon: Nepa 200,
Gen 500.

9. "Walk out" will be a popular
thing among
lovers.

10. No more accidents, it will
be knee and ankle
dislocations.

11. Gurl: i like going to
expensive
places.
Boy: then meet me at Mobil
filling station by
4pm.

12. Rihanna ft GEJ "shut up
and walk."

13. QPR vs SWANSEA N200,
BARCA vs
REAL MADRID N1000

14. Wizkid remix will be, "If you see me trekking,
holla at your boy"

15. Resdent:what do you care
for?
Visitor:I'll
take petrol.

This is just d begining of hard times. MAY GOD HELP NAIJA.

Lol this nice