The real money in my bank account

Me I get plenty secret things oo

Seunomobo:
Secrets are illusions, I don't have any.
There's nothing crazy I've done that hasn't been done before, so if I decide not to tell you, that's on me, I just chose not to not because theyre secrets

Her close friend is always around her (my wife) but suddenly I started feeling this interest in her friend.. the friend notices I always gaze at her and she feels somehow comfortable with me..(greenlight plenty)
I can't tell her but I'm planning on fixing her friend

SultanOfAbia:
Waiiit

You use your twitter account.
With your name and ID
With your wife following you

And you come dey confess the secret that she will never know??

The Stupidity of these Twitter people combined is stronger than 10 Nuclear Misslies from Russia

that's reddit. Not Twitter

I slept with my mother in-law some couple of days

Jestin:
The only secret u should never tell ur spouse as a woman is cheating . Men don’t forget cheating . They will use it against you one day.

99% of house wives caught cheating can't even have that opportunity.

Men divorce or completely stay away from them.

That I'm eyeing her friend and the friend is giving greenlight... I'm only planning when to fix the match..
I can never tell her

The secret I will never tell my spouse is that I voted Tinubu for 2023.

WAOH sometimes you can only be glad that you're single.

lexotan:
The secret I will never tell my spouse is that I voted Tinubu for 2023.

2027 don't vote at all 👀..

I better carry something to my grave than to tell my wife because I know she doesn't have the capacity to manage it

Jonathan:


Absolutely!

Non-virgin Nigerian girls are terrible...

People just dey marry rubbish every weekend...

And many of the virgin girls are stupid. I nearly proposed to one in December but God saved me.

Country hard, DNA na for rich elite

Owon:
For more than 90%, e nor go pass INFIDELITY / CHEATING ...

- Bodycount (ESPECIALLY GIRLS)
- That person they slept with and lied that nothing happened...
- That - he's just or she's just a friend, but was 'more than a friend...

Etc

My guy, if you didn't meet or marry her as a virgin, don't make the mistake of not conducting DNA test on your children, ESPECIALLY THE FIRST ONE.

A WORD IS ENOUGH FOR FOR FOÓL...

floss:
Being the owner of the place my ex works

She left me because she thought I was jobless only to get a job in my company… even up till this moment she never knew

You fit employ me? Nigeria no sexy aswear

Jestin:
The only secret u should never tell ur spouse as a woman is cheating . Men don’t forget cheating . They will use it against you one day.

na women Dey forget ?

Meti99:
Her close friend is always around her (my wife) but suddenly I started feeling this interest in her friend.. the friend notices I always gaze at her and she feels somehow comfortable with me..(greenlight plenty)
I can't tell her but I'm planning on fixing her friend

Dat your wife friend just wan give you HIV and nothing much aswear

Meti99:
Her close friend is always around her (my wife) but suddenly I started feeling this interest in her friend.. the friend notices I always gaze at her and she feels somehow comfortable with me..(greenlight plenty)
I can't tell her but I'm planning on fixing her friend

Take your mind off it.Not worth it

Meti99:
That I'm eyeing her friend and the friend is giving greenlight... I'm only planning when to fix the match..
I can never tell her

At last you go carry HIV go deliver to ya wife aswear

Enemyofpeace:
I slept with my mother in-law some couple of days

Swear

Jestin:
The only secret u should never tell ur spouse as a woman is cheating . Men don’t forget cheating . They will use it against you one day.

Use it against you one day, abi use it against u immediately?

What they can use against you "one day" is high body count.

What they will use against you immediately is cheating. Note the difference.

I fcked her niece n almost fcked her friend a few weeks before marriage

Nawa oo

Pygmalionn:
That I hate her family so much,
All the family reunions, celebrations, Christmas holidays - I have always pretended and played along, ..... I will continue doing so.
Wonder how/why my pretty, wonderful loving wife should come from such a nonsense family..

It's well shah

Some secrets are better kept till grave

floss:
Being the owner of the place my ex works

She left me because she thought I was jobless only to get a job in my company… even up till this moment she never knew

Sell this storyline to kdrama sharply, I'll pay Netflix premium to watch it abeg

That the children are never his.

Owon:
For more than 90%, e nor go pass INFIDELITY / CHEATING ...

- Bodycount (ESPECIALLY GIRLS)
- That person they slept with and lied that nothing happened...
- That - he's just or she's just a friend, but was 'more than a friend...

Etc

My guy, if you didn't meet or marry her as a virgin, don't make the mistake of not conducting DNA test on your children, ESPECIALLY THE FIRST ONE.

A WORD IS ENOUGH FOR FOR FOÓL...

I remember the story of a man who suspected his wife was having an affair with a celebrity. He secretly conducted DNA on his four children from the marriage.
The result showed the second born was not his child and he angrily confronted his wife with this.
Every assurance from the woman that he was the father of the second boy fell on the man's deaf ears.
The woman finally had to conclude the man was a FOOL, cos the second son, was the only child among the 4children that actually belong to the man.
Stop talking as though DNA is 100% reliable.
Its not.

I actually have plenty but they are harmless and none she needs to worry about. or I need to worry about.

floss:
Being the owner of the place my ex works

She left me because she thought I was jobless only to get a job in my company… even up till this moment she never knew

wow! why u let dat happen?
Be like Hollywood script

I don’t believe everything I read on the internet. There are too many jobless authors ready to cook up lies.

Jestin:
The only secret u should never tell ur spouse as a woman is cheating . Men don’t forget cheating . They will use it against you one day.

Why cheat in the first place. If you're not happy or don't want to be with your spouse anymore, It's better you leave your marriage and go do whatever you want to do with your life. Why cheat, come back home and pretend all is well.

Krucifax:


Tissue Paper. She did not clean properly and left over fell on his face whille he was eating kpomo underneath. Then his johnson fell due to sudden lack of motivation

maybe she gat a leaky anus..
So she used tissue to block it