A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor's office. After his checkup, the doctor called the wife into his office alone. He said, "Your husband is suffering from a very severe stress disorder. If you don't do the following, your husband will surely die."

Each morning, fix him a healthy breakfast.
Be pleasant at all times.
For lunch make him a nutritious meal.
For dinner prepare an especially nice meal for him.
Don't burden him with chores.
Don't discuss your problems with him, it will only make his stress worse.
No nagging.
And most importantly, make love with your husband several times a week.

If you can do this for the next 10 months to a year, I think your husband will regain his health completely."

On the way home, the husband asked his wife. "What did the doctor say?" “He said you're going to die," she replied.

ituen:
thats really funny

lol

Funny

wicked ;d ;d ;d ;d ;d ;d ;d ;d

hot!
I read it

Thanks all (bows to ankle level)

@ennyluv
have u seen freezy

@mimi
have u sent the pic?

@tommyex
Long time no see ur name

Nice one.

who is freezy?

Ooooooooooooooo dat was so funny and i think dat woman is 4rm nigeria cos dats 9ja woman behaviour

dats a naija woman
I cud bet 7th toe 4 dat

@enny
d guy dat loves to blah blah 4 no reason.

I suspect traces of calabar ancestral line in the life of the woman. Only women that come from that area can do that

@ enny
thats the guy Ituen said finds u attractive, and we re all aware he was coming for u, maybe he is just shy

@ ituen
its not far at all its in ma profile


@clem i hope those briefs were white

@enny

U don dey behave like say u no know ur bobo

@Mimi
Hp u got my pic. I've seen urs too. My briefs are white (BYC). Dont mind Clemcy, it did not show. I dont know how she knew i had white briefs on

yeah i did
tx